Alright robots. You have to pick one. state why, choose wisely.

Dont be a bitch. pick one

>>39479780
trap. But only because this specific trap is perfect in every way. real traps are over emotional mentally ill retards.

>>39479780
vaginas are disgusting, dicks are beautiful.
left, obviously

Sorry but the shape doesnt even compete with the real thing.

>>39479780
I want the trap to fuck me, while the girl sits on my face.

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>>39479780
its pointless, neither a female nor a mentally ill male would have sex with me, fuck off

Traps can be emotional, too.
I'd say you just have to find a girl who isn't some of the things you've stated. It's not actually as difficult as other robots make it seem.

>"Anecdotes I pulled from my ass": exploitable meme edition

The one that doesn't have a penis, you disgusting fucking faggot.

I would like the actual female because I want to get married and have a family.

Right. Traps only seem nice when you have very little female contact, porn is a poor substitute. I'm gay as fuck until I see a girl in the flesh.

>>39479872
>>39479887
>>39479892
Aren't women awful though? You're only picking right because "neither" wasn't an option, correct?

>>39479916
No, I want a committed long term relationship with a girl.
Most things on that list are purely sexual, which I don't place a lot of importance on.

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>>39479887
>>39479872
Thots showing their true colors.

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If you picked right you're gay

>>39479916

Woman are awful but they are attractive in real life and not just 2D and blurry photos.

I use to really like traps, then I realized they don't have curves and shit, fuck that.

>>39479780
Are we implying that trannies aren't as, if nor more neurotic, than women because of their mental illness?

While it's true they're all sluts for cock, they're likely to cheat on you because of it and they look like men and are in constant need for attention and reassurance. Plus there's also the fact you're sticking your dick into a man's asshole that he shits out of instead of into a nice, warm cunny. And you can't have kids with it.

If you're gay it might be worth it, but if you're not then don't fall for the tranny meme.

Right.
Reason being that men grow into becoming more masculine and masculinity doesnt make my dick hard

>>39479916

Women are awful but I'm not a faggot who wants to fuck dudes. Correct, if neither was a choice I would have picked it.

>>39480007

Silence, faggot.

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>>39480160
You're gay dude. Why can't you just accept it

>>39479780
The woman on the left not even a hard choice

>>39479853
best original taste

>>39479780
I'd want the one on the left, but she'd have to lose that stupid skirt first. It's ugly.

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>>39479780
Right. Butt fucking doesn't come even close to feeling as good as a pussy, plus was holes lossen up more and do it faster. Plus
>man sized shits
>man smelling shits
>man farts
>other man odors end of day sweaty dick and ass smell
Plus, couldn't get hard with someone else's dick and balls in view/touching me. Probably because I'm not a total (((((((faggot)))))))

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For the inexperienced in this thread, I will clear up one thing, OPs image is a lie. I have been with women, men, traps, and trannies. They are all the same. Mentally they act the same, they are selfish, childish, expect money, will turn down sex, emotional trainwrecks, and whores. Not to mention you don't even qualify for any of them unless you're chad. The traps on /r9k/ who pretend to be robots like you will turn you down for the guy who's never been to r9k. All things considered, with traps you have a woman who won't have the possibility to give you genetic offspring.