Gay Recruitment Thread

>>39479421
I like women more than I like men

>>39479421
Because I just had to be born as one of those very few asexual fucktards.

>>39479421
I dabble because of the sex on demand. I go to a woods on my way home from work and am guaranteed a blow job every day.

>>39479498
What's stopping you from bottoming?

>almost identically

Also, does she mean roasties roast?

>>39479710
ace means no sexual attraction

but i am attractive to women,op.

>>39479733
Sure, but you could still submit your body to a romantic partner, couldn't you?

I legit enjoy the company of men more but I don't want to fuck them unfortunately

>>39479421
the concept of making sex happen that fast is way too overwhelming, i normally prepare myself excessively for even the smallest things, an instantly sexual relationship would be difficult for me to handle

i spend a lot of time on /cuteboys/ but realistically i dont think id want to bother with anyone unless we have/want to have something deeper, maybe i have trust issues. all honesty id probably deepdick a cute guy if he came along but as i am now, i already have enough trouble with getting friends and women

>>39479776
yeah, why not have someone painfully rape your insides with no benefit to you?

>>39479421
I have no desire to touch another man's penis. Otherwise this sounds like an ok deal desu.

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>>39479421
>have best friend (and only friend)
>we're always on the same wavelength
>I think he's handsome and amazing
>he says he doesn't want anything to do with sluts, I would be incredibly loyal
>we both care about each other, I trust him completely
>I couldn't possibly find anyone else like him
>have a crush on him
>he's religious and anti-gay

t-thanks god

>>39479779
All it takes is an open mind and a patient partner, anon. There are plenty of guys out there that are experienced with first-timers and all too happy to help out. Just don't completely rule out giving it a try is all I'm saying.

>>39479876
I don't know about that, man. I think most people would put up with some discomfort to satisfy the needs of the person they loved.

>>39479421
>#thinkoutsidethebox
Why does this make me laugh so fucking hard after reading the rest

>>39480127
Sex just seems gross man. Like seriously seriously gross. I've tried it all. I just really dislike it and I haven't been in a relationship in so many years

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>>39479421
>pic referencing bible
>used as gay propaganda

>>39480203
Actually wait now that I think about it I've never been in love.

>>39480286
You could also use it as MGTOW/Asexual/incel/volcel(is that a thing?) propaganda

>>39480055
It sucks how people misinterpret the Bible and think that God disapproves of us somehow.

Not only is there no scriptural basis for homophobia, but God put the male g-spot up our butts. Are we really supposed to believe men weren't intended to enjoy each other in that way?

>>39479421
>an identity you can be proud of
im a huge faggot and even i dont believe that
people are very pro-gay on the surface but most people secretly detest us even in super liberal places like california

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>>39480327
Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

>>39480451
>Thinking the Bible is relevant in this day and age

>>39479876
it's not supposed to hurt

>>39480055
that just means he's in denial
give him that good d bro

>>39480338

Yeah they do and should fags walk round with dildo in

Vile. Let's meet at truckstop urinal

>>39480674
your asshole is not going to be relaxed unless you're turned on

>>39480648
>thinking it's not

>>39480743
>>your asshole is not going to be relaxed unless you're turned on
...have you ever pooped?

>>39479498
>asexual

That's a condition not an orientation.

>>39479421
faggot.

>>39481007
My testosterone levels are normal. I had all this shit checked out

>>39479421
ok so as a very shy 6/10 neet bottom white boy how hard would it be to get a bf?

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>>39479421
>A genuinely appealing offer to live without the baggage of woman, where men can be men and find true companionship
>Thrown in and classified with lesbians, trannies, and other degenerates
>No one seems to mind

That picture just makes me want to face-fuck a snake.

>>39479421
because no one lives near me that isn't creepy, i met one guy and he kept trying to pressure me to get into his car after I said no 10 times over the course of 45 mins

>>39479421
I honestly wish I were bi/gay

>>39480451
Deuteronomy 22:11
Do not wear clothes of wool and linen woven together.

Imagine being such a dumbass cuck that you willingly restrict your free agency because a bunch of camel fuckers wrote a story book in the bronze age.

>>39480451
Jew-Chan gtfo New Testament or Hellfire which do you think you'll get?

>>39481627
It's easier than you think blacks actually like us for some reason.

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>>39481782
>quoting old testament rules made for people in the bronze age
Here you can see God hasn't changed his mind on homosexuality, it's in the new testament too.

Romans 1:26
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

1:27
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

>>39481982
The "new" testament is thousands of years old.
Have fun living your life according to the rules made up by some ancient brown kikes, though.

>>39481745
tfw no one replies asking location

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>>39480451
Those passages refer to homosexual acts in a very specific context. The section from which they are taken concern worship of the pagan god Molech. The two most popular forms of Molech-worship were child sacrifice (condemned in the verse immediately preceding the one you cited) and ritual sex with male prostitutes in the temple. In fact, the Hebrew word rendered as "abomination" in the KJV (to'evah) would more accurately be translated as "ritually unclean". The issue at hand here is pagan ritual practice, which many Jews at the time had fallen back into, not sex between men in general. Homosexuality in and of itself is not condemned anywhere in either the Old or the New Testament.

This is why it's important to actually read the Bible and not just google cherry-picked passages without context.

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>>39482258
>racist fag

You're a credit to your race.

>>39481575
Clearly they're not or you would not be "asexual".

>>39481715
Lesbians are divine.

Gays are disgusting.

>>39480451
>>39481982
>god doesn't want us to be gay
>put the most sexually pleasuring spot in our body, the prostate, inside our assholes

wonder what the thought process behind that was

>>39480338
You can be part of a despised minority and still hold your head high. Do you not take pride in our shared identity and culture?

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>>39482286
>this is what gay "Christians" actually believe
Please stop ruining Christianity and trying infiltrate it with degeneracy. It's very clear the way God meant it to be with male and female as one flesh

>>39482333
>hates gays
>whines about some other anon using the word kike
you're one mixed up little bitch aren't you

>>39482387
idk, maybe so you could take a shit and not feel so bad about it

>>39482496
that wasn't even me I got bored of you

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>>39482467
>It's very clear the way God meant it to be with male and female as one flesh

In marriage, which isn't for everyone.

People like you are the ones perverting Christianity, twisting it into a vehicle for your personal hatreds. If this is how you treat your fellow Christians, how are you supposed to spread God's message to the rest of the world?

>>39482364
confirmed for never having met a lesbian

>>39482831
I don't hate gays, I just despise their sin and the way they spread it as "okay"
I swear this is another one of the devil's schemes to undermine Christianity. People on the outside see us accepting gays and think "christians so dumb XD"

>>39483106
Except it isn't a sin. When you insist otherwise you're not only hurting homosexuals, you're also actively blaspheming.

>>39482351
Herr doktor says differently about my test results

>>39479462
smdh what the fuck is wrong with you

>>39482364
you are an hypocrite please kys

>>39479421
I've been dwelling on thoughts about being some guy's submissive gf for too long. I want to go back to the point when I was straight enough to fap to lesbian porn without any dicks or dildos ever appearing on the screen.

>>39481745
>>39482267
You in or around London?

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>tfw no super gay ultra hyperweeb trap gf
;__;
my discord is aeromatic#4635

>>39484431
no america

>>39483623
>smdh

only a filthy homosex would use such an acronym

>>39482552
>that wasn't even me
then why did you reply for him, shit-for-brains?

>be socially retarded gay
>wish for a bf to cuddle with while watching movies and stuff
>only way to meet other gays is through specific gay places (online and irl) because you can't tell whether a random guy is gay more often than not
>all they want is NSA sex
>too scared of AIDS to even consider the idea
Being gay sucks unless you are a degenerate slut or the lucky 1% that comes across another monogamous gay

>>39479421
>sex on demand
Faggots are even more unabashedly shallow than women, you're either a preteen twink bottom for pedophiles who's going to end up with a prolapsed anus after being discarded or a Chad with the exact same dick/body/money requirements roasties demand but this time is going to come from a bunch of fat asses who put even less effort into getting laid than tumblr landwhales
>supportive community
Cheating and fighting over said cheating is rampant, accusations of who gave what std to who fly around more than a feminist screaming rape, sabotaging other faggots if they don't toe the progressive line is common, specially by getting them excluded from the local alphabet soup group
>protected minority status
That moved on to sandniggers and sheboons nows
>an identity you can be proud of
Nah... just nah.

>>39484725
I found my current bf through a hookup app, anon. Lots of guys want something steady and exclusive. Just make it clear that's what you're looking for. Relationships grow very easily from there.

>>39480055
The trick is to slowly turn him to acceptance of gays and see if he is intrested in guys if not don't fuck with him

>>39483749
pls help. 4chan made me this way, so you guys can help me turn this gay thing around before I do something I might regret.

>got a tinder match
>fucker didn't reveal it was a trap until last second
>lost virginity to chubby trap
>couldn't cum from anal so had to be jerked off
>leave and unmatch
Fucking degenerates.

>>39484925
>I found my CURRENT bf
The fact that you describe your bf as "current" reveals much about your view of relationships and you as a person. It also reveals that you do not truly commit to those with whom you are involved in a relationship with.

>>39484725
I could be your bf if you live on the same continent as I.

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>>39479421
>posting an image that relates women to the original sin
>encouraging young men to literally become sodomites

>>39485437

Don't fight it. If you like girls, then just throw the possibility of falling in love with a man in your list of options, that way you accept yourself but you'll never do anything gay because gays don't love each other, they just use each other for sex.

Even if you are bi, as long as you don't turn into a cl/gridr hookup slut, you'll basically be straight because you'll never fall for a man unless you were seriously gay.

The cure for homosexuality is monogamy

>>39485562
/pol/ BTFO lmao

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>>39485650
Um...are you okay?

>>39485992
What I said is simple enough to comprehend. It does not warrant any explanation, so I must assume that you are either mentally deficient or in denial.

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>>39479421
>why not seek out an equal partnership with someone you can respect?

implying any "partnership" I'd have with a faggot would be equal, or that I'd have any respect for one.

I couldn't see myself getting involved in faggot relationships for anything less than larping as Jeffery Dahmer, and there'd be a lot less ass fuckery and a lot more injecting Windex into strategically drilled brain holes.

>>39485714
I believe I still like girls, but putting my dick in someone just doesn't sound very appealing even though I know it's what I should do.
>gays don't love each other, they just use each other for sex.
That's sad to hear. When I'm feeling particularly gay I don't want to be a slut and get pounded by anyone and everyone, I want a man who will love me and treat me like I'm not just a walking onahole.

>>39486035
When someone speaks about their "current" partner like that, it implies that they had previous ones, not that they intend to have more. Way to reveal how psychotically paranoid you are.

>>39485714
>gays don't love each other, they just use each other for sex

delete this

>>39486126
Using the word current to describe a relationship conditions oneself to accept it as a temporary arrangement. It places it within a very specific context and rules out the possibility of any further involvement.

It is a very specific choice of words, as current itself is always used to hint at some notion of time, either literally or metaphorically. One who is subconsciously inclined to use a word so indisputably linked to the concept of time-specificity to describe a relationship perceives the concept of relationship itself as a temporary arrangement with limited emotional investment.

>>39486096

Yeah I felt the same way at one time, but going out more and seeing girls regularly changed my mind pretty quickly. There's just something magical about the opposite sex that I've never been able to feel from another man. To me it seems like gay sex would be as bout as fulfilling as masturbating.

>>39486605
Are you a /pol/ shill

>>39486674
>Are you a /pol/ shill
Yeah

As lowly and sad and pathetic as I am.
I won't be turned into homosex.

you can shill and spam all you want. you can't change me.

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>like a guy for his personality
>gay sex is gross
>hormone pills and the "trap" ideology is degenerate and unstable
hm

>>39479421
because i'm not a faggot, you faggot

>>39488560
I feel a bit the same way Anon.
I don't really wanna have sex with anyone, I think I might be Asexual or it's just depression.
I just want a bf to love and cuddle with.

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I did years ago but I'm socially retarded and frightened of hookup apps.

>>39482496
I can hate gays and not be racist.

>>39479421
I never really visit /r9k/ but for reason I thought robots would be immune to the jailhouse faggot disease that spread over many board of 4chan.

>>39490396
Is this your first time here? Most people on r9k are either lonely enough to not care or hate women so much they force themselves to be gay.

>>39479421
>>protected minority status

Trannies stole all the fags rainbow points.

>>39479421
I like tits too much

>>39486674

No I've just gone though the whole bicurious thing. I don't think gay sex is wrong, its just pointless like masturbating, and considering the risk, there's just no good reason to do it unless you are gay enough to want to date a man exclusively.

>>39491445
But not all gays are into anal sex, some just like companionship and are happy with blowjobs

>tfw a masc bottom bear
>tfw not being forced to bottom for all the nerdy r9k gay virgins
Why live?

>>39479421
joke's on that pic, snakes mouths are even hotter now.

>>39486095
>there'd be a lot less ass fuckery and a lot more injecting Windex into strategically drilled brain holes.
so you're saying there would still be some ass fuckery...

ITT: Faggots, not very original ones