hypothetically speaking, would you bang your sister if she

>>39469973
I don't care what she looks like you can't bang your sister.

>>39469973
yes

opriglaengleaeole

>>39469992
is that you talking or "society"?
moreover have you generally felt like society represents your values and morals?

>>39469973
yes that girl is a solid 8/10 in my book

>>39470027
That's me talking
I'm supposed to protec
Mom said so
Banging is not protec

Besides I'm gonna give u huge spoilers I don't actually like my sister's personality.
She's too impersonal.

Now if I met a clone of mom my age I'd annihilate her. Perfect woman.

>>39470163
it sounds like you had a pretty healthy upbringing

>>39470184
Further massive spoilers all men just want someone to replace mom.
I'm lucky in that this isn't dooming me. Mom was actually a super good mom.

A lot of guys have shit moms and then go on to seek shit women.

>>39470400
you keep spouting freudian nonsense and it comes off as if you are a freshman who just finished psych101

>>39470743
Idk why you're rejecting it it's totally reasonable.
You're a clone of dad and you're going to be predisposed to looking for a similar traits to the ones dad sought.

I actually worked this out later in life after only pursuing very tall very strong women.
Then I'm hanging out with my uncle one day and he tells me how mom was a cop at one point and she quit after they used her to break down a door.

>>39470807
i'm rejecting because it is a theory
one that has not been proven correct and who came from a spaz not too unlike yourself

>>39470807
>she quit after they used her to break down a door
I don't understand. She did her job so she quit?

>>39470807
>mom was a cop at one point and she quit after they used her to break down a door.
like they used her as a battering ram?

>>39470830
What's the alternative hypothesis then
Let me guess MTV is responsible for my selective criteria

>>39470884
Yeah
>>39470869
I don't think it was what she signed up for desu

>>39470885
a bit of nature and nurture all around. oedipal complexes are for the weak

but wait your mom was literally battered thru a door by a bunch of cops? give us the story negro

>>39470928
They didn't have a battering ram so they just told mom to knock the door down and she did.
Smashed it down herself.

It's not Oedipal I don't want to bang mom I just want to bang someone very similar to her. There's a diff.
This one girl I was super into when I was a kid was a 6'0 rower, but I was lucky in a lot of ways that we were childhood friends. So this Mondo jacked girl used to call me a spaz for prying apart Legos with my teeth and used to conspire with my sister to play tricks.

>>39470907
Was she getting too old for that shit?

>>39471112
Nah she was like 22 or something.

>>39471120
So she wasn't like a few days from retirement

>>39471148
No she was looking for a career at that point. And this was before she even met dad.
After dropping out of the force she went to nurse college and met dad through the school.
He was a pharmacologist.

>>39471185
>was
What does Dad do now?

>>39471440
Retired/made redundant.
Lab ran out of funding.

Sort of irrelevant because he cheated and parents separated when I was 8.
Lab ran for another 10 years after that.

Its nice to have someone interested in your family history.
My maternal grandad was a tank gunner at el Alamein you know. Got captured and spat in an SS officers face. Almost got beaten to death.

>>39471512
Does your dad have any cool dad hobbies, like building ships in bottles or something?

>>39471533
Fly fishing actually.

>>39470031
She's a 7. Her arms are fat. Fuck you.

>>39471548
That's cool. Does he tie his own flies? What about mom, any cool hobbies?

>>39471582
Yeah. Has huge boxes of them.
No she's a normie.
You've been on this board for a while you should know that women are all normies.

She would probably do something physical but pregnancy sort of wrecked her.
Already had a heart condition and then picked up hyperthyroidism which lead to a thyroidectomy.

>>39471571
Chubby arms are best so actually she's a 9/10 :3

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>>39471571
what about her legs?

>>39471571
t. 300lbs virgin

>>39471620
>women are all normies
I'm not trying to argue but some normies can have interesting hobbies sometimes.

hypothetically speaking, yes

>>39471698
Knitting and television aren't interesting anon.
She travels a shit load but it's mostly because her sister lives on a Mediterranean island and the two of them were shitty to eachother growing up. So now they're closer.

My aunt's a turbostacy who doesn't realise she's fucking annoying and demanding.
She's actually remarried multiple times.
Her first husband is my godfather and he got imprisoned for fraud, so they separated.
Remarried current guy who's also an annoying turbochad who sold his business and retired.

>>39471797
>Knitting and television aren't interesting anon
I dunno, knitting is kinda interesting. I want to pick it up myself one day.
>island
That's cool, do you ever visit too?

>>39471634
can I get a conclusion on the legs?

>>39471850
No I never asked.
The thing with mom is she always picked me and my sister over everything else. Everything. That's why I think she's perfect.

When my cousin got married my uncle stressed that the wedding was no kids.
Now what this meant what mom couldn't take my sister or I to go. So it instigated this huge family fallout. Because mom refused to attend.
It took 20 years to patch up.
But the result is my sister and I don't have a lot of respect because we're the responsible party. And huge screwups.

Like at my age my cousin's were musicians on cruiseships and shit. Surgeons.
I'm a minwage security guard, my sister is a type 1 diabetic with a trash English degree who does dumb nerd culture jobs like demoing boardgames and running teambuilding.

I'm rapidly sorting myself out and sis actually found someone but damn, we suck.

>>39471972
>we're the responsible party
Responsible for the wedding thing? How? Sounds like your uncle just didn't want kids there. You and your sister being kids isn't really something you two had control over.
>we suck
Not as much as some people.

>>39471634
I want them wrapped around me.

>>39471623
>>39471634
>>39471651
Oh wait, she's a 6.5.

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>>39472034
gross anon this is my sister you are talking about

>>39472079
Anon I want to impregnate your sister.

>>39469973

She's not my type but I still want to bang my sister even though I don't have one

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>>39472098
please stopp anon

>>39472119
She would look beautiful pregnant with my child.

>>39472119
i'd probably want to see her BLACKED

>>39470807
>You're a clone of dad

>>39470885
Nice strawman/10

>>39469973
>>39471634
>>39472079
>>39472119
She has a really nice smile.

>>39472140
seriously this is where i draw the line guys. no more
>>39472136

>>39472010
Responsible for mom putting her foot down and saying I'll bring the kids or I won't be there.
Anyway thanks for reading my blog I'll be back again tomorrow because I shitpost exclusively at work.

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>>39472172
hm i guess i never thought about that?

>>39472142
I actually am.
Same hair, height, voice, physical and mental proficiency and we even eat spaghetti the same way.

>>39472193
She seems like she'd be a fun person to be around.

>>39472173

If it's too much for you you're free to fuck off and join a different board

>>39472219
she's a cold hearted bitch desu

>>39470400
This is such utter bullshit, after I get rid of my mother I don't care if I never see a woman again.

>>39472176
I get what you mean but I really think that's more your mom being responsible, you two being the reason she made the decision. But it was her decision. Don't be too hard on yourself for that, I think.

>>39472215
Sure, phenotypically, and maybe you want to be like your dad, so you act like him, but do you know how meiosis works?

>>39472234
I'm sure she's a nice girl deep down.

>>39472286
you might think so. but if you got too comfortable she would rip your heart out of your asshole and play with whatever remains

>>39472310
I'm sure she's just saying that because she's afraid of letting herself be vulnerable enough to really make a connection with somebody.

>>39472286
What if she's a roastie?

>>39472165
That wasn't a strawman you fucking idiot. Don't use terms you don't understand.

>>39472335
I wouldn't mind, as long as she wasn't too insecure about it.

>>39472335
confirmed roastie
>>39472398
confirmed insecure

>>39472246
It's all water under the bridge at this point it's just the sense I get.
>>39472268
I've been separated from dad for 19 years and desu no I fucking don't both counts.
His decision to cheat fucked mom my sister and I out of being able to enjoy a big fucking house and some very meticulously built up friendships.
I was extremely close platonic friends with atleast 10 qts at this point and I was demolishing school.
I was set for life then we have to move to the other side of the country and that's it all my friendships done. Years squandered. I get to struggle to make friends in a hostile environment until fucking junior high and I still blow it and end up on crazy pills.

I have made it my exclusive goal in life to have kids and to ensure that they are the happiest little bastards on the face of the earth. Because dad dropped the ball and we all suffered for it.

Anyway works actually over bye bye for now.

>>39472372
>What other theory would it be?

Cherrypick shittest meme argument.

Haha mates, I insta win.

>strawman.png

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>>39472501
>extremely close platonic friends
>atleast 10 qts
>demolishing school
>set for life
>Years squandered
but then
>until fucking junior high
...hang on...

>>39469973
no, she looks ugly

>>39473069
but what do you look like then?

>>39473102
>I don't like that soup
>yeah but what can you cook?

>>39473122
do you really have the right to demand or even critique good soup if all you can make is ramen noodles? how would you know the difference?

>>39473170
>how would you know the difference
by having had soup i preferred to that soup before

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>>39473192
i still feel like you are too ugly for this soup

>>39470163
>Now if I met a clone of mom my age I'd annihilate her. Perfect woman.
patrician fetish

>>39473240
I just wanted some bread...

>>39472193
>>39472219

>She seems like she'd be a fun person be
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