how do I make the suicidal thoughts go away pls
>suicidal persona fag
Kys
>>39465716
>Kys
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>>39465612
are you expecting an answer other that KYS?
I eat food when I want the thoughts to go away
That's probably why I'm fat
>>39465612
embrace it anon, buy a gun, its very liberating
You're saying it wrong mr OP. You refer to suicidal thoughts as "them" like its not you but the thing is that they ARE you.Its what your mind is thinking and you are your mind.But the problem is that you cannot just order yourself to stop thinking like that and i aint gonna be like these normal fags saying ''Go to a professional and they will help"and shit.I think that you should just accept your sad life like all of the people of this board and if you are brave enough just fucking do it just do it you pussy FUCK EVERYTHING JUST FUCK IT EXISTENCE IS MEANINGLESS ANYWAYS ,most of us here are just a burden to society.If you kys then maybe someone will care for like 2 months or so and you will be forgotten.If you go asking how to remove my suicidal thoughts nobody is going to solve your problem but you have the need to tell it to somenone,i get it but you already know how to stop being suicidal like do something you like and shit idk.Now im bored writing more why am I spending time writing to another anon lmao fock off just kys
After spending almost a year of wagecucking, I have come to the conclusion that I have no chance nor the desire to participate in life after all. I personally plan to quit once the year ends and spend a day shitposting in my parents' haunted as fuck abandoned house to ask spooky skeletons what afterlife is like and provide entertainment to robots.
Do something fun for once in your life you faggot.
go bowling or something
>>39465612
Why would you want them to go away, I love chanting "I need to kill myself". Whenever I take a video off my dashcam I have to mute it because of the suicidal thoughts I keep saying in the privacy of my own car. Its nice
The only thing you can do is to distract yourself, they never truly go away and all you can do is try to suppress them
>>39465612
go trough with it. Kys.
Find yourself a purpose in life. Something that you work towards everyday that actually means something. Actually sit down and figure out exactly what you want in life (gf is not an answer but merely an accessory to life) then set up a plan to achieve it.
Either when you accomplish it or somewhere along the journey the suicidal thoughts will diminish.
>ctrl-f weed
>no results
That's why you don't ask /r9k/ for advice on overcoming depression desu
>>39467226
>DUDE WEED DESU
>it cures EVERYTHING MAN
>it's not a drug it's a PLANT MAN
>>39467282
I used to be a neanderthalish neckbeard like you, but now I smoke weed. Now I at least try get out of bed in the morning and work out. I unironically get fascinated by books on anatomy, nature, artificial intelligence, and philosophy.
Much better than depression.
>>39467393
>I used to be a neanderthalish neckbeard like you
>implying
I used to smoke weed all the time. Implying it's a cure all for depression is fucking stupid. I'm a lot more content now I'm not numbing myself to everything and avoiding all my problems. If it truly works for you (as in you're not just lying to yourself about how good your life is now you have weed) then good for you, but it damn sure doesn't work like that for everybody.
>>39467226
>weed makes me more paranoid
>think about suicide more unless I'm completely alone
>never completely alone
Wow thanks anon, what good advice you have, next you're going to tell me SSRIs are an effective treatment for depression and anxiety
>>39467644
I almost killed myself by going into a coma after I tried overdosing on my SSRIs, all I had was minor depression but when they put me on those I got fucked big time.
>>39467444
>I used to smoke weed all the time.
That's a good joke. That's what I tell people when I'm not Anonymous.
>>39467226
>desu
>the only reason desu is in his post is because he typed a shortened form of family
Should give you a good reason to ignore this morons post
>>39467782
>implying I didn't type it out by hand
roody-poo spotted
>>39467790
>posting desu 10 years after it was popular
Should give you a good reason to ignore this morons post
>>39467799
>keeps pointing out posts to ignore
:^)
>>39467799
You see, the irony is that if a post were truly ignorable, you would ignore it instead of pointing it out multiple times.
The Streisand Effect refers to the unintended consequence of further publicizing information by trying to have it censored. Instead of successfully removing the information from the public, it becomes even more widely available than before as a backlash against the censorship attempt.
With that in mind (and knowing what a truly silly place this can be), are you intentionally asking people to give my posts attention?
Oh, gosh.
>>39466282
stupid answer to a stupid question
op if you're like me you're trapped in comfort. It's gonna be a never-ending cycle of self-hatred and lack of ambition and doing nothing. I don't know your situation but you gotta break the cycle. I'm not joking, join the army or americorps or something. you'll meet people and be building some kind of life instead of spiraling. or kill yourself
>>39467216
this is solid advice, especially the gf bit. lots of robot's think girlfriends are the goal. No, pursuing hobbies and jobbies is the goal. girls come with that.
>>39467226
Weed make me more depressed its a drug man
>>39467282
>>39467644
I am extremely suicidal and basically being forced to see a psychiatrist I smoke weed when ever the suicidal thoughts get bad enough.I completely agree with that anon weed is great for short term suppression when I get depressed. I'm able to eat and feel happy for a little bit. It's not a degenerate drug either I have asthma and for the week that I've got my 2 grams I don't have to use my inhaler(albuterol).
As a seperate comment below
I'm probably going to be put on SSRIs for the first time because I am mentally ill this is the first time I'm seeing a psychiatrist as an adult and I'm really nervous. I have been suicidal since I was 15 and am now 21. I have attempted suicide once with a gun. I was "lucky" and it jammed. I grew up in a household of abuse and had my father attempt to end his and my family member's lives several times. I drench my bed in sweat every night now since around the time I tried to commit suicide and suffer from bad insomnia. To anybody experienced with this what do you think my psychiatrist will have me take and work on to better my mental health. Am I okay to tell my psychiatrist how suicidal I am I was forced to see therapists as a kid but I was scared to tell them how I felt out of fear of being 5150'd.
>>39467908
Well, I'm not a therapist. Don't dump it on me.
>>39467958
>"just smoke weed"
but it doesn't work for me
>"well then dont talk to me im not a therapist
This is what weedtards actually believe, its almost like cannabis isn't a treatment for depression or anxiety
>>39468094
I just said that you should go talk to a therapist, which is a legitimate way to treat depression. Come. On.
>>39468163
>implying all people with depression shouldn't seek a therapist's help
Are you one of those "I get sad sometimes so I have depression" people? Thats probably why smoking weed works for you. Theres a reason medical isn't prescibed for depression/suicidalism