milk dilemma

no milk is for gays

Nice Master Wojak, anon.

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>>39462861
hell yeah i like milk dont drink it often though, but ill try the sample. what then?

>>39462870
Is it really? It's free. Just try some

>>39462881
thanks

>>39462889
Alright so you try the sample and you read the label and it says "INGREDIENTS: momiji breastmilk". Would you be upset? It's exactly what it sounds like, too, like there can be no misunderstanding with just what kind of milk it is.

>>39462861
No because the milk's probably gone bad from not being refrigerated.

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>>39462914
interesting, down the hatch the mommy milk goes

>>39462914
What?

or1g1n@l

OP is a creepy guy probably trying to get people to drink his cum

this is why I never eat anything I don't see how it's prepared

>>39462861
>pic
Was the Master a robot?

My reasoning here is that it's like a rorschach test for people. It lets you map out their personality-- do they drink the milk? Do they deny it? Why? Do they become upset with the man or do they ask for more?

>>39462953
People that think it's a cum joke would probably be the lowest scoring brainlets

>>39462960
cyborg mutant

>>39462921
no it's fresh

>>39462994
Cummies can also rot when not refrigerated.

>>39462861
I'm ignoring this thread but I like this wojack, thanks

>>39462914
Why did you give out the answer so early? Now there's no reason to reply anymore.

>>39462861
You didn't say if he actually looked like a store employee or a representative for a food company so I wouldn't, he could be trying to poison me for shits and giggles or to knock me out and take my money or something or maybe he's just a nice man offering actual milk.

I still wouldn't take it, better to not take the chance. Even if he looked legit and I have 0 reason to doubt him I don't actually like milk by itself.

>>39463032
It's all yours my friend

>>39463101
You can still post whether or not you'd be upset

>>39463106
He has an employee vest on but it's all tattered and has stains on it and he smells like wood varnish

>>39462994
I would question it at first. Is he a store employee? Does the milk have an ingredients list? Is this at one of those sample tables, or did he just come up to you in the middle of an aisle?

Too many questions unanswered for me to make a decision.

>>39463144
>Is he a store employee?
He never explicitly states that he is but he's wearing a store vest

>Does the milk have an ingredients list?
He shows you that the only ingredient is momiji's breastmilk, but only after you drink it. He's got a big smile when he tells you like he expects you to be grateful.

>Is this at one of those sample tables, or did he just come up to you in the middle of an aisle?
He has a table set up but every couple of minutes he moves it around to a new part of the store while sweating and quivering

>>39463143
>He has an employee vest on but it's all tattered and has stains on it and he smells like wood varnish
What kinda of stains? Is it bad tattering or minor?

>>39463179
It's white stains so it could be milk or something else, there's no telling because the varnish smell overpowers any smell you might get from the stains

the tattering is minor and appears to be because his vest is several sizes too small

>>39463174
I would politely decline.

>>39462861
I would not because:
>most milk tastes the same
>most sample vendors have a little stand

This man does not seem trustworthy as he lacks a stand, and I don't need to sample milk anyway.

>>39463461
I must amend after reading >>39463174

His nervousness and constant shifting of location indicates that he is in fact NOT a true employee and is just impersonating one. This would lead to me not trusting him, thus declining. I would, however, ask him who/what "momiji" is.

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>>39463493
>I would, however, ask him who/what "momiji" is.