>mom asked me if i'm gay

>>39456739
Well... Are you originally gay?

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>mom thinks I'm capable of finding a wife

>>39456839
Not him, but my mom did the same and I actually am. I just said I'd answer the question when it mattered.

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>tfw mom thinks social inadequacy and women generally not being attracted to me means I'm repressing deeply-rooted homosexual feelings.

I feel like turning homosexual just because you have no luck with women is honestly one of the most degenerate reasons a person could be gay.

Mom can't ask me if I am gay because she knows I've had a gf before
I might actually be gay though so joke is on her

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>>39456739
>tfw 22 yo KHV
>tfw mom doesn't care that I have never had a girlfriend or hooked up with a girl before in any capacity
>never asked me about girls


Feels pretty fucking good man.

i feel bad for my mom, sort of, cause she'll never have grand kids, but then she's a feminist. If she had been young today she probably would of been a purple haired SJW.

when she asks me , and it is rare these days, about grand kids. I laugh and tell her women hate ugly men like me, you know that. Feminists think men as ugly as me are rapists who shouldnt be allowed to walk the streets. That usually shuts her up. And she knows not to bring it up again.

her and my loser ugly ass 3 dad hooking up, to have me, LOL

>mom knows i'm not gay
>i tried getting a girl at a hospital i was at but another girl keeps asking me about a friend of mine

>stupidly tell my mom I might be gay when I was a dumb teenager
>turn out not to be gay but an autist instead
>she constantly tries to get me out of the proverbial closet

>>39457497
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