Who else is /actually a KHV/ here? State your age and your state

>>39446652
Honestly I don't even care about getting a romantic relationship, I just want a wife to have kids with. Too bad even that is asking for too much.

>27
Never really had friends. It just doesn't 'happen' for me like it apparently does with other people. I don't even know any women personally.

20 too
The only girls I can talk "normally" are girls that are not feminine
Or I must be drunk

>>39446728
That's what I can't figure out. How do other people do it? For them it's easy and spontaneous, it just happens, which is why they tell you bullshit like "you'll find someone eventually, it'll come when you least expect it".
But interaction with women is something I can't fucking understand. How is it so easy for others, and so difficult for us?

20

kissless
hugless
handholdless
friendless

I'm in my first semester of college and I haven't spoken to another person yet

>>39446652
20 year old khv here as well. Only female contact I've had is a girl grabbing my ass randomly when I was 15 in school. All my normalfag friends have all lost their virginity or have girlfriends. Maybe I was destined to be a massive loser and die as a lonely virgin.

Ten year shut in. I'm going to die a KHV

>>39446652
Basically same as you op. 21, KHV, scared of women and relationships

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>>39446652
Also 20 and a khv here sonny boy. It doesn't bug me because I have a supportive family and a few close friends that make life worth it, they fulfill all my emotional needs. Also, drugs and booze. I only noticed recently that I treat most other people like crap though, not like I deserve a gf after all the shit I pulled.

24
I've gotten a hug, the woman quickly learned that I was not a normie however. Another girl grabbed my ass from behind once. I reflexively turned around and sunk my fist into the side of her face thinking it was some dude messing with me so that never happened again.

I still think about girls sometimes, but I've basically lost my interest in them. I don't seek them out, but I don't feel hopeless either. Thoroughly indifferent. If I meet one that wants to spend their time smoking weed and playing videogames that would be great. Of course the weed is pretty optional. I mean what's the point of smoking with someone else when I'm just going to fall into disassociation? Their presence won't really improve the experience by much.

>>39446652
20 kv
A slut hugged me once after I scored the winning goal for my class in soccer. Felt good af.

26, 27th bday coming up soon

state of mind: just ridiculously diseased. tfwnogf over the last 3 ish years has totally fucked my brain.my anxiety is so bad i can't feel my upper lip a lot of the time. suicide is inevitable, just don't know when i'll do it.

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>>39446652
21 KV here. They say "just talk to her" but what they really mean is flirt with her. You definitely can't talk to girls like you would guys as we have very different interests.
Do you have to constantly be flirting or hitting on her? Don't you become friends first? I'm so goddamn clueless.

>>39447288
>You definitely can't talk to girls like you would guys
>yet you can't put pussy on a pedestal
>not hitting on her means you're not interested
>hitting on her means you're creepy if you're not attractive
So what then

>>39446652
26
Have never given a fuck about it.

Back when everyone else was more worried about social lives and relationships I was told that school and grades were more important, so I ignored everything else to focus on that. That basically carried on up until the point when I graduated and by then since it hadn't been something I thought was worth thinking about for such a long time I never carried on thinking about it. The result is I just spend all day chilling and couldn't ever give a fuck about being in a relationship. I don't think at any point it would have been difficult to get one but I do think it's pointless since it doesn't add anything that I think is valuable to my life.

25 virgin. I am not shy, i can easily talk to others as long as we have something in common and i dont initiate the xonversation. Problem is im ugly as fuck 2-3/10 face, and kinda deformed 2/10 body.

What is the most painless way to kill self. I can't live like this anymore

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Went from kissing and having 2 women want me to now (6 years later) friendless, and yes still virgin and heading towards wizard status.

it was so close but I accidentally showed my power level and now I am doomed to ponder about my virginity till the day I die

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22 virgin

I've had girls who wanted to fuck before, but I pussied out because my dick is small.

>>39447577
Shotgun to head, opiates OD, jumping from a very tall building

>>39447820
Guns are unavailable, I don't know where to get opiates, I'm scared of heights.

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>being obsessed with throwing away own virginity

literally one of the most overrated normie memes.

sometime around 30 you just realize it and stop obsessing, and have some good laugh about those people who "succeeded" and then every fuckin' day start a thread "not having sex since XYZ days/weeks/months, so depressed, wanna kms"

>>39448101
But it feels terrible to be missing out on one of the most "natural" things in life.
People talk about their healthy relationships and sexual experiences, and it frustrates me to no end because even though it's supposed to be a normal part of life, I can't get it.

>>39448138
Taking a big fat shite is natural. Why don't normies make "Haven't had a good shit in X days" threads?
Because they're degenerate, and don't appreciate the truly fine things in life and use appeals to nature and emotion to try and win arguments when their ad homs fail them.

>>39448207
That's a bad analogy, but to expand upon it, imagine if everyone around you could take a shit and you couldn't. Wouldn't that be frustrating?
I'm just saying, it feels terrible to be constantly reminded that you're a failure because you aren't able to get what so many people get easily and naturally.

>>39448224
I'd just take some laxatives and do a runny one all over their laminate flooring if they even mocked me once about my inability to take a dump.

>>39448257
But I'm not talking about being directly mocked for it. The entire world is a reminder of my failures.
I don't really hate normal people, I just hate myself.

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>>39446652
Mio exists outside this world because Mio is too good for this world

>>39446652
holy shit anon, just ask her questions!
if it's awk tell her you never do this and she'll feel special

>>39448634
Yeah let me just go up to a random girl and ask her questions about herself while my horrible body language gives away the fact that the only woman I've ever had an actual conversation with is my mother

>>39446652
I'm an 18 yr khv, not that I mind it to be honest, but just like you I have never had any kind of experience with women. I did not have any much social skill-building in my teens either

>>39448634
>tell her you never do this and she'll feel special
More like she'll feel creeped out that a virgin in his twenties is talking to her

>>39446782
Most people have an instinct for it, and others don't, and then experience and inexperience in their lives compound the difference until the points of view are simply incomprehensible to each other.

>>39448904
Fuck. So there really isn't a way out.

>>39448914
Welcome to the suicide train. Around 30 yeard old you will step out!

>>39448957
I probably won't, I don't want to make my family sad.
But damn, my dad isn't like this, his brothers aren't like this. Why did I end up to be such a fucking loser?

It feels literally impossible to get a gf.

I'm just boring. And ugly. That's what it is. I'm boring and I'm shy. No one has any reason to associate with me. I can't blame them, it's me.

I don't talk to people, because I have nothing to say. I can only feel like giving someone my attention would be annoying to them.

>>39446791
if you don't want to spend the rest of your life alone, don't leave college without having tried your hardest.
once you leave college difficulty goes up 10000%.

>>39449354
At least if you're American you have dorms and a campus, which makes things easier.
In my country, you just go to your classes, and then you go home.

>>39449254
To be fair, it's only shyness and ugliness that truly hold you back. People are boring as well, probably more so than you.

30 year old wizard reporting in

I've reached the point where i no longer care, I lift and im physically fit so I could go out and probably get laid if I wanted to. But when i think of the risks involved (aids, money, pregnancy), the potential drama that could unfold (like getting cucked) I just don't feel like it.

Can't some of you guys post your ugly mugs to see if you're really that ugly?

>>39449354
Thanks for reminding me of that part.

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>>39449375
>>implying thats something bad

>>39446652
35 years old. never been in a real realtionship. was hugged once. had my hair gently stroked once. that's it.
fun fact: i was born through c-section. i've in less pussies than most of you.

state of mind? somewhat depressed (managed by drugs and therapy). bleak outlook on life in general. a nihilist, supposedly.

>>39449559
>>>implying thats something bad

This. I'm going to stay at dorms and I already fucking hate it. Thirty minutes feet commute, I behaved like some mute sperg when I moved in, all girls were with their bfs so I looked down when we crossed each other in the halls

>>39446652
21, never had a relationship/sexual encounter.

At this point, I don't give a fuck anymore. I don't even want children and I don't think I want a relationship either. I wish I was more social but I've never been that interested in having a lot of friends nor a relationship.
I'm quite happy being a loner, but I'm working on being more social so I can at least talk if I have to.

>>39447288

The best thing to do at the beginning is ask questions and listen.
Flirting doesn't have to come across as being mega thirsty.
Some women are turned off by direct flirting until theyve reached a certain level of comfort.
If you're asking questions about her she will get that you're interested.
If she likes you she will start asking more about you and your interests.
The actual flirting can come later when youve gotten her to agree to do something alone with you.
It can be something simple like
"You have a cute laugh"

Sure, sounds generic but this is what alot of women expect

>>39449513
That's against the rules, but I've been rated 5/10 four times on this website.

>>39449585
>fun fact: i was born through c-section. i've in less pussies than most of you.
same here. pussybirth normies need to get the fuck out.

>19
>KV

I lost my handholding virginity in high school swing dance for P.E. and I lost my hug virginity when some girl started talking to me and hugged me randomly. I later pursued a relationship with her but got turned down.

I used to not mind being alone but after feeling a hug from a girl I suddenly realized I didn't want to be alone my entire life. Despite this, little has changed since deciding I want a gf. Ironically, I seem to be quite good at talking to women and flirting, the problem is that none of them are physically attracted to me.

>>39449675
>ask questions and listen
I can do that. But how do I determine the middle ground between asking her questions and interrogating her?
>direct flirting
I can't do that. I can't spontaneously touch a girl, I have to consciously force myself to do it and it looks really creepy when I do that.
Same for compliments, I never give compliments to people and I have a resting angry face (my smile looks fucking horrible) so it sounds weird when I make compliments out of the blue.
I remember in high school some Stacy always told me to lighten up, smile more etc. but it feels so unnatural and weird.
I'm just not a bubbly and outgoing person, and that seems to bother people and especially women.

I'm so old (27) that you guys saying you're KHV at 20 - 22 makes me wanna tell you you're still normal (you're not really but still salvageable). I didn't get my first job until 24 years old and that is when I was forced to be away from my computer, it made me realize holy shit I waste too much time on my PC and I seriously have never in my life had a gf I'm not normal.

26. I stopped bothering when I was around 21. I have never understood what flirting is.

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>>39446652
I'm not a KHV, but I'm a KV. Having experienced hug and hand holding was great and I miss it. I feel like I'm reaching the point of no return after being out of college a few years now. I never fell for the "I must lose virginity" peer pressure meme, I just want to have intimacy.

>>39447626
How small? Make me feel better about myself.

Tfw still autistic, 22 yo kvh so it doesnt matter anyway

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I'm 25, never had a relationship or sexual encounter of any kind.

This kind of thing didn't bother me too much until recently, then when I hit 25 I started thinking about it a lot. Partially because I'd also lost my job and my self-image took a pretty awful hit, then hitting 25 and realising I don't know a damn thing about relationships, not even the most basic functions of them or even my own sexuality with any certainty. That bothered me a lot for the first few months after I hit 25. For the most part it doesn't bother me now as much as it did a few months ago, though.

I don't socialise ever, the only people I talk to with any regularity are online friends and direct family, so I'm never really in a situation for anything to start developing either.

>>39449880
Holy fuck, I DID get hugged. But it was not in any romantic way. Now I can remove the "H" from KHV. Ty for reminding me this moment, anon

>>39450061
i think it being a romantic way is the point, otherwise you could remove kiss too from relatives

27 khv
>13
>me and a friend cycle to the park
>two other girls there from school
>we're inside this plastic castle thing
>they want to practice kissing with us
>too much of a shy sperg to do it

>17
>at park with a couple of almost normie friends and other people there drinking
>i'm too much of an aspie to drink
>semi-drunk girl asks me if she can slap me
>i say yes because i'm autistic and want the female contact
>she didn't slap me that hard

>19 i think
>probably the last time a girl initiated conversation with me
>it's my birthday
>walking home from school
>girl starts talking to me asking whats up how are you or something, can't really remember
>kind of stunned a girl would talk to me so i just mumble something and try to walk away because i feel so uncomfortable
>we're both walking in the same direction so i have to fast walk away like a wind-up turbo autist
I think I legit have autism.

22 y/o Chad reporting in with just 2 tips for you Robots to help you meet/get to know girls.

1) Have a job, no matter how degrading it is - be employed. No girl will respect you if you are a NEET, its just too pathetic.

2) Don't hang all your hopes on one girl just because she speaks to you. If you can make friends with one girl and have a normal friendship with her without trying to creep her out she will probably feel refreshed. Also by making friends with girls they will in turn introduce you to their friends.

Basically be sociable and get out more. Join clubs or take up hobbies that will at least get you around other people even if you think its boring. You won't meet any girls sitting on your computers wanking.

Don't be too hard on yourselves either and take what you can get. I aim for the top 5% of beautiful women and even as a proffesional chad like me it still involves some rejection. Don't take it personally - it really doesn't matter.

>>39450148
>Join clubs
going to try this combined with just taking a shower and being myself

>>39450148
>Join clubs or take up hobbies that will at least get you around other people even if you think its boring

fuck off

>>39450094
Doesn't matter. Got hugged twice by the little sisters in my foreign exchange family.

>>39450218
You ever seen the Inbetweeners? The character Will McKenzie is an absolute loser and a beta but he still pulls. Because he knows exactly what he is and doesn't try and be anything else. He's funny and when he's with girls he doesn't take himself too seriously and that's how he does it.

23 yo khv. Stopped caring between 18-20. Also realised that I never had any romantic feelings, only arousal, and it can be satisfied by wanking.
Also can't stand other people touching me. It feels like someone spilled acid on me.

>>39450219
Have fun sitting in your room alone

>>39450298
Yes I have seen that fictional tv show.

>>39450304
>Also can't stand other people touching me.
That is actually a sign of autism.

>>39450316
You can still respect his methods

>>39450316
Got 39 points on this one. Cutoff is 32.
https://www.wired.com/2001/12/aqtest/

>>39450094
I'd say as long as it's more than a friendly/familial hug it counts. So basically if they hug you and their whole body touches you rather than if they hug you and keep their hips back (like a friend or family member would do).

>>39450148
>Be sociable
With whom? I don't have friends.
>get out more
Cool
>Join clubs or take up hobbies that will at least get you around other people
Okay, crippling anxiety aside, then what?

25, khv autist reporting in. Just got a job and all my co-workers are either married with kids or in stable relationships, even the 150kg guy that smells like death and the cute 22yo intern.
It feels like I'm literally the only one and I can't really relate to those people, it is just such a foreign concept to me at this point.

>>39450589
Don't let your anxiety ruin your life by being a recluse. If your excuse to stay inside all day is because you have anxiety then fine. But don't expect anything to happen. Decide man, either go out and do something or stay indoors wondering what could have been.

>>39450677
>t. doesn't have any kind of anxiety whatsoever

>>39450677
There is literally nothing wrong with being a recluse. Stop trying to force this anon into being something he's not.

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>>39446652
>age
21
>state of mind
N.Y.

>>39450688
You don't know a fucking thing about me mate so don't act like you're the only person who's ever bad problems. Yeah I've had anxiety in the past because I abused drugs from 16-19 and it caused me to have an existence crisis and social anxiety which still lingers. The difference between me and you is that I fucking deal with my problems and you just sit there in your own self pity thinking no one else has to deal with shit. Fuck you. I knew a guy like you and he fucking killed himself and ruined the lives of his family.

>>39450696
He replies to my post, not forcing anything on anyone cuck.

>>39446910
Pretty much my exact situation. Im flaky as fuck and make up excuses to ditch plans pretty consistantly. Im lucky my friends put up with this shit.

>>39450744
>I fucking deal with my problems
Good for you faggot. If it's as easy for you as just "going out and picking a hobby" then I seriously fucking doubt you have anxiety in the first place. But whatever.
>I knew a guy like you and he fucking killed himself and ruined the lives of his family.
And your point is?
>muh suicide is selfish
Seriously fuck off.

>>39450787
It's obvious what you are is a self centred sociopathic freak. Like I already said you don't know shit about me. I'm making a good life for myself out of the nothing I had found myself I'll spare you the details but you probably would have buckled because you're fucking weak. Get out of your fucking house, smell the fucking coffee and do something with your life. You fucking loser.

>>39446652
18
I live in normieland and i'm a rare species, people usually have their fist kiss in their preeteens/early teens. Its not that I dont have a social life but I only have two friends and none of them are girls.

>>39450852
You don't have to get that angry over a stranger calling out your lies on the internet, faggot. Fuck off.
>he repeatedly spouts platitudes and useless advice to feel good about himself, yet calls me a sociopath
Typical. You should follow your buddy's example and end your life.

>>39446652
18 here
I don't trust females.

>>39450872
What lies? Holy shit you are a fucking retard. Does it cut you to know that you can't even manage to do the BARE MINIMUM out of your sheer weakness. Fuck you man. You really are a fucking loser kid.

>>39450852
>haha I totally want to help you bro
>you fucking weak loser
wew lad

>>39450903
>you can't even manage to do the BARE MINIMUM
I know that, cunt. It's what I've been saying since the start, good job finally figuring it out.
I don't need you to tell me that because I know it already.
>You really are a fucking loser
No shit.

>>39450904
Only offering advice to people who might wanna hear it. Apart from that I don't give a fuck. But for someone to act like I haven't been through shit just because I'm able to go outside now and have a normal social and work life just proves how much of a self centred 'woe is me' kind of guy he is. Fuck him mate I don't give a fuck. He can keep crying on this message board for the rest of his days. Jealous cunt.

>>39450941
If you're just here to "give advice" why do you act so butthurt when people tell you your advice is shit?
If all it took for me to fix my anxiety was to go out, I'd be Chad already.

>>39450928
Just fuck off then you annoying cunt.

>>39450958
>he chimes in to spout his empty bullshit and feel good about himself
>gets called out on it
>"hurr fuck off"
I think I'll stay, faggot.

>>39450957
You're sarcastic little comment just fucking pissed me off mate. No wonder you're on this fucking website mate you managed to fuck me off in one comment and I don't even know you.

>>39451004
Well boo fucking hoo just get out then.
>No wonder you're on this fucking website
The normalfag shows his true colors. When his shitty feel-good "advice" is rejected, he goes back to being a shameless asshole.

>>39451003
You didn't call me out you fucking deluded retard cunt. You fucking evil embittered hollow shell of a human being.

>>39451031
Wew lad, looks like you're angry because I exposed your bullshit. Nice rebuttal though, faggot.
>he calls me evil even though he's the one who comes here to taunt people more pathetic than him
You sure hurt my feelings. Why so rude though, what happened to your disinterested "offering advice to people who might wanna hear it"? :^)

>>39446652
27 year old KHV

Basically went through my teens not really caring about getting a gf but fapping my way through it. Found porn at a very young age, 5, and was fapping to it almost daily for years. Also would forsake going outside and playing with friends to stay inside to play video games. I would spend all day long inside my room playing video games. Still do basically.

Never tried flirting with or talking to a woman because I don't think I'm adequate enough to get and maintain a gf or make her happy. I'm a manlet loser, no reason why a woman would choose to be with me when she can be with literally anyone else, and most women can pick almost any guy they want.

So basically, I don't see myself ever partnering up with a woman. I'm already 27, way too old to even begin trying to be with women and besides I have nothing to offer them. I'm a white, manlet 4/10 loser. I've always looked at myself objectively and I know that it's pointless to even try. I knew from a young age that I'm just not meant for relationships.

I've never tried to flirt or attract a woman and probably never will. No point to.

>>39451022
You're fucking delusional. Again you don't know shit about me. My advice is sound for someone who isn't too much of a coward to fucking leave their house. I didn't say it would fix your life, but it's a good way to meet girls. I literally don't give a shit if you like what I said or not. It was your little comment about 'no anxiety' that even triggered me. It gave me a bit of insight into how you're just a bitter jealous cunt who probably blames the World for his problems and too lazy or effeminate to fix them. You can fucking sit there all day and call me a fucking normy, I am what I am.

>>39451056
What do you mean you exposed my bullshit you embarrassing laughable cunt? You didn't expose anything apart from the fact that you are an unbearable prick. Have a nice life.

>>39451004
>>39451084
u real fucking mad bro

>>39451084
>My advice is for someone who isn't actually dysfunctional
Great advice there buddy.
>bitter jealous cunt
Yeah probably. You sound much angrier than me though.
You can have the last word if you want.

>>39451105
If I were bearable I wouldn't be alone you daft cunt. I know it's hard but think for a second

>>39451117
Don't tell me about dysfunctional mate I was an alcoholic, drug addict and a NEET virgin for fucking years. I went and sorted my life out mate. Just because you're too lazy or weak-willed or whatever it doesn't mean someone else can't benefit from what I said. I don't give a shit if I sound nice either I'm not trying to suck anyones dick. Get a fucking job and get out your fucking house every no and then is fucking basic mate. If you can't do that you're fucked.

>>39451159
>Get a fucking job and get out your fucking house
Ok done, now what faggot?

>>39451159
>If you can't do that you're fucked
Just leave

>>39451168
Did you really do it or are you being hypothetical

>>39451192
I do it. Now what?

>>39447390
>you're creepy if you're not attractive
This is the biggest BLUEPILL that is holding robots back. That shit is not true, stop believing it. Guys who have no confidence, but try to get into a girl's pants anyway (PUA wannabes, for example) are creepy.

>>39451202
Tell me what you want

>>39451219
A gf who isn't ugly or a landwhale

>>39451218
How do you acquire confidence? Faking it doesn't work because people can tell.
Face it man, your physical appearance is 90% of your attractiveness. If you're hot and awkward, it's cute. If you're ugly and awkward, you're a weirdo.

>>39451240
Details about yourself. Age, where you work etc

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>>39446652

20 KHHV. The amount I care about it goes up and down. Right now I feel really alone and hollow and I'm constantly wishing I had a gf. I think a big part of that is because I'm on break between semesters. Once I actually get back into university and start having some chance at getting a gf I'll probably be reminded of how much I hate the quality of most women I meet there. But I'll still feel empty.

My main problem other then just not liking most women I meet is kind of the Elliot Rodger thing. I don't have any big problems with talking to women, even attractive women, but I have a hard time asking them out and of course I've never been asked out.

>>39451261
21, shitty part time job, going to college in a year hopefully

Yes hello. I'm 34 as of tomorrow.

State of mind? Well i'm autistic and have comorbid ocd. I was interested in having sex when i was younger but never interested in relationship and wouldn't know what to do if i had one. So. Wizard. I don't enjoy social and am poor at it when i try.

>>39451274
Get a full time job for one thing... Because even if you live with your parents being able to financial support yourself will look good.

Are you the same guy who was giving me shit a minute ago?

I'll tell you more in a minute.

>>39450958
If you come here your not a normie.

>>39449432
>People are boring as well, probably more so than you.
The only people that are more boring than I am, are also single.

There's no reason why someone would date me. My life is boring. My thoughts are boring. I'm barely a person. The only thoughts I have are self-loathing garbage.

>>39451076
Mentally I'm perfectly fine. I have no sickness or disease. I just feel like I have genuinely nothing to offer a woman that she can't get from another man better than me and that there are millions of men better than me she can be with. Like, I can't even fathom why women would pick me rather than a Chad or even an average guy.

Even as a teen I knew that I wasn't good enough for women.

24, KV.
Probably have minor form of autism. Can't keep eye contact, get worn out incredibly fast in spaces with lots of audio stimuli. Dress exactly the same as I did in high school and can't hold a conversation, but I wager those could be blamed on lack of social interaction so it's just a matter of not learning certain skills in practice. Learned to shut up about my interests in order to not rub people the wrong way in young age, but I think it also made it impossible to talk to most people since I have zero common interests with people who aren't into nerdy stuff like games, chinese cartoons and politics & history.
It feels like the loneliness is slowly eating my mental health. I've already accustomed to the fact that I'll probably never have sex unless I pay for it, but never having someone to physically touch and talk to is what terrifies me.

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I am 18 and seriously scared reading all the anons in their early 20s talking about being friendless KHVees
How do I do not to end up like you when I don't give a fuck about friends and I don't know how to be social?

>>39450298
>le self-aware jester goblin that tries to charm women
yeah that barely ever fucking works outside TV shows

>>39451267
>Once I actually get back into university and start having some chance at getting a gf I'll probably be reminded of how much I hate the quality of most women I meet there

That's the other way around for me. I can sometimes forget the dreadful loneliness at home but every time I get back in uni I get my hopes up when I see a cutie or some nice asian chick, but obviously I never meet them again

How likely is it that I'll end up killing myself if I give up on women entirely and just focus on studying and making as much money as possible as quickly as possible?

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>>39451004
this has been a quality normie chimp-out, thank you

>>39451875

You will need some human contact. Not necessarily women, but friends at least. We are pack animals and pack animals start malfunctioning if they don't feel they are part of a pack.

>>39451795

While it's not just that I'm not lonely when I go back to school. When I first go back I'm reminded of how much I dislike most women there but as the semester goes on then I become lonely again and it gets worse over the semester.

21, I think I might have hugged a girl once but I was drunk as hell and can barely remember.
I'm basically a hermit at this point, I never talk to anyone unless absolutely necessary and have no form of social media. So I doubt i'll ever meet a girl, or anyone for that matter, and that's fine.

>>39446749
So you don't like tomboys? Maybe you should give them a shot unless you're planning on dying alone.

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Interesting that all the ages are typically in their 20's. Does this mean that basically all robots commit suicide in their 30's or 40's or they lose it somehow?

>>39446652
31.
I've just accepted it by this point. I've not gone full edgelord nihilist, but I certainly don't see myself going anywhere.

>>39452419
Probably a bit of both.
20 KHV here. Wizard status fast approaching.

>>39452419
Of course. Why would anyone want to prolong such an awful life?

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>>39452419
Wizards seem to prefer lurking, presumably they lose the will to even post at some point. One time this guy made a thread and talked about how he had reached this point and mentioned that it was the first thread he had made in a couple of years.

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>>39446652
>because I don't fucking know where I'm supposed to start
This bothered me too, then I realized that people can do that naturally because they have a goal, objective when they are talking to a girl,
to get laid. I don't, thats why I don't know how to lead conversation, because I dont' have goal in mind, my goal is to get stable income, find a good job,
live comfy with vidya collection, etc.
When getting laid with a girl is not your goal and you are doing those sorts of interactions because of a social pressure your convesrations won't lead anywhere
and are just waste of time.

>>39446652
28
waiting for the sweet release

>>39446652
I'm 18, just started my first year of uni. People will say it's not too late however I feel left behind when I overhear Chad and Brad talking about when they had pregnancy scares with their girlfriends.

I don't know how to talk to people in general. I've never had any friends even, having a girlfriend sounds so foreign to me.

Am actually KHV here as 26 year old guy. I'm being socially reclused all my life. Talking to stangers in general is tough for me but definitely women. Trying to work on it though.

Also am unattractive fat guy.

>>39452944
>a 42 year old wizard with an okay job looks better than you and has still lost hope

Think it's time i gave up

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26 kv. i guess i locked hands with a girl and walked outside for a bit on a date i went once my only experience with a female ever in my life, happened 7 years ago, so im not handholdless. a chad virgin, if you will

ahhhhhhh.... i dont know. im so cynical and bitter it just hurts and makes me want to die. i dont have the will to really live and i cant support myself so im on government assistance because im genuinely mentally broken

aparently a friend told me i look good, but im so mentally fucked up and i never had a relationship with my mother, and i grew up so depressed i dont know if im salvageable

iev been using god as a coping mechanism and ive been getting more into religion and stuff. it hurts me so deeply knowing normies experience love and intimacy and mock me and i dont. like it kills me inside so brutally i cant function properly

ive been listening to a lot of stuff on technological unemployment in hopes that everyone will become like me; broken and worthless. im fully convinced automation will reach a point where all jobs are automated and the world will switch to a communistic state because nobody has any more any more, and in this world ill be happy because itll be chaos

i spend most of my time coping with videogames and the internet and twitch and stuff. i have thousands and thousands of hours in several games

i want ai and mass technological unemployment so deeply. neurotypicals bother me like nothing else

"just be urself bro =P just go out there and socialize, youll make it bro XD"

statements like this make my face twitch involuntarily

>>39446652
20 year old /KHV/ here. Like you I've never had a relationship (romantic or platonic) with girls before. I get attention from girls, but I just can't connect with them. Sometimes they don't even seem like people to me.
I've started feeling lately that even if I wanted to stop being /KHV/, once a girl finds out what I'm really like on the inside they'd realize that I'm an angry and unlovable person.

I tell myself and others that I don't care about relationships, but really all I want is to feel some kind of intimacy and companionship with another human being. I'm at a point where I cannot imagine myself having a romantic relationship of any kind. I don't even understand how they're supposed to work. It all just feels so alien to me.

I've spent the last 2 hours laying in my bed and thinking about how unhappy I am with my life, and how I'll wake up one day with my youth long behind me and nothing to show for it. I know I need to change, but I don't know how.

I cannot actually imagine a girl that would be interested in me for any reason

It hasn't happened yet, I can't see it happening

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>>39446652
20yo KHV manlet HS dropout with no future here, I dug this hole deep and it's all my fault

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27 KV here.

Been depressed for 10 years.

I'm Computer Engineer working on embedded systems.

I just want go kiss Kurisu and tell her I "love you".

>>39454025
You sound just like me, anon. I always tell myself I've given up but then I see cure girls and my heart beats very fast, but I never act in any way

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>>39446652
21, im just tired, so tired. Cant care about relationships its so tiresome to even think about, a hassle to go through with it all thousand steps to take for something so meaningless, just so tired.

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29
KHV
about to turn wizard in a couple of months.
never had any experience with women.
growing up I was a fat manlet.
still a manlet now, with 0 confidence.
never had any experience with human social interaction in general besides being bullied in school and the odd internship.
I have accepted the reality of things and it doesn't bother nearly as much as when I was younger.
I figure I've pretty much peaked on the pathetic scale at this point.

>>39446652
19 khv.
I've been asked out a couple times but turned it down since both girls were horrendously ugly. Hoping I won't sperg out in college.

>>39455002
>that pic
What a whore.