Whats your story, /r9k/? All I got is uninteresting stories.

Imma go take a shower, and jackoff; hope the thread doesn't die while I'm gone.

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>>39445792

it could be worse i suppose

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>>39445792
>Whats your story, /r9k/?

>>39445876
Holy shit annon what happened

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Eyy lmao origininial

>>39445863
Wtf does brown color represent? Maybe the colors on my phone are shitty.

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>>39445809
>taking showers
get out normalfag

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My mind ....
My mind.
My mind's in darkness.

>>39445939
You put it on the wrong side of the face fag.

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> all this self-harm
ever decided to check into tumblr hotel?

>>39445876

seems like a cat scrabbed his chest

>>39445991
I stopped self harming since I got out of the mental ward two days ago. When going through psychosis you do some fucked up things mate. But obviously you didn't know that. Not everyone cuts for depressed reasons. I cut and self harmed because I thought Satan was in my blood.

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>didn't realize how eventful my life has been till I made this

>>39446041
What's the yellow annon

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Anyone else /ezmode/?

>>39446051
Destroyed a tendon in my left shoulder, tore one in my right hip and I had a bad back for years.

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t-t-this is m-m-me

>>39446036
>>39445912 (this is me)
Original 9oooooo9o

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>tfw not a single scar or injury
>only surgery i've ever had was wisdom tooth removal

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( a few spots nothing really

>>39446116
I'm basicly you apart from I needed my nose quaterizing when I was a kid to stop it bleeding all the time

I'm a janitor at an Ivy League University, even though I'm smarter than most of the people who go here.

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Originalios

>>39445792
I don't see the legend for "banging your mom" so I can place it on my dick

>>39446063
>surgery
weak shit

>>39446168
Where do you get your jokes, the local elementary school?

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>>39445863
>>39445912
>>39445953
>"Childhood memories" in the butt area

Anons please no, tell me it isn't so

>>39446173
Just an appendectomy. No need to slice my shit up for that. In fact nowadays after they do it the only scars are 3? dots.

>>39446205
I go to therapy for it

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landed with my forehead on a sharp corner right down the middle when I was little
also used to hit my head against walls and floors and shit
maybe that's why I'm retarded now

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Well, i just realized how big the accident was.
I mean i'm fine with that but damn, this looks sad.

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Fuck you mom and dad
Fuck you Paris

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I dont really like dogs

>>39446238
Fuck off Achilles this isn't a place for chad heroes

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>>39445792
Could be doing worse... not much worse though...

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I was an active child.

>>39446186
yeah, the same place where you think up your threads at. "show us your story" oh damn. when you are perverted so much that generic "charts thread" isn't already enough for you

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It doesn't seem much, but I've been in hospital more times it seems.

First surgery to the left eye when I was 3 months, then again a year later and again at 5yo.

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oregananannanana

>>39446363
Wtf? Big penor?

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I have a giant keloid on my back that aches when it's cold and itches when it's hot.

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Just got back from the shower; it was a 2/10 experience because I tried to bring in an old phone in a plastic baggie, to be able to get porn, but the bag kept fucking with the screen, and it started doing stupid shit, and it was just awful; I didn't even cum in a good porn either.

>>39445939
Its mostly just a steam bath, I sit in there with hot on full blast, and the shower head set on a good sprayer; I'll sit there until the heat runs out / until I cum. I use baby oil

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Nothing crazy, thankfully

>>39446221
Was it fun at least? Did they use a benis?

>>39446264
What happened and also pics wheel bro

>>39446475
Not fun, benis used.

>>39446504
Did it make you a homosex?

Too long ago for me to be able to point out where on my body it happened. My step brother abused me when I was a child. Luckily nothing sexual, just various forms of pain and injury. Worst experience was when one of his friends ordered his dog to attack me. The dog was just as tall as I was then. For the longest time I was scared to death of doggos. I could sense them whenever they looked at me. Pain would spread through my chest and my head would turn towards them automatically. Finally got over it years ago when I lived with one. Got over it even further later on when I lived with two pit bulls. My reaction time is still about 5x faster whenever a dog is near me though. Every slight movement they make causes me to tense up and stare at them. Still have a bit of trauma from all of the pain in general as well. I hate for people to touch me. I don't even let my parents touch me. The only times I've been touched that didn't cause me to get angry were bumping shoulders while walking and the one time in my life that a girl hugged me.

>>39446504
Try therapy I got my crazy doctor in hour amd half doesnt help me but why not?

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>>39445792
I've lead a harsh life to say the least.

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>>39445792
My cock is not this curvy IRL. It's more like a gentle scimitar.

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>>39446489
>wheel bro
>implying
I don't even own a wheelchair desu

>>39446659
How long did it take you to learn how to use your prosthetics? Was pt painful for you?

>>39446635
Pretty sure the chart doesnt ask for penis size and dimensions

>>39446810
A couple of months till I was able to walk without a cane or anything. Took about a year to get used to it. They didn't hurt but they were uncomfortable at first

>>39446866
Howd you lose the legs slugger

>>39445953
Oh shit someone gave you a buttdart

>>39446845
Pretty sure I had to draw a penis to indicate "Other". Pretty sure I have to write something original so I don't get muted. Pretty sure you are a fucking smartass.

>>39446901
Pretty sure you are just a massive faggot

>>39446879
Got hit by a car

>>39446635
Even though you like to draw lewd gay things what happened to ya dick M8?

>>39446917
That sucks man, my bro got blown up in 04 he gets around pretty good these days

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>>39445792
>all of these fucking normies

>>39446959
You forgot to draw your penis anon

>>39446979
>You forgot to draw your penis anon
I have a vagina

>>39446984
Can always draw clit and boobz fembot

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>>39446934
Girl succ too hard and partially tore my frenulum. We were both fucking drunk and she pulled my foreskin back harder than the starter of a lawn mower.

>>39446914
>no u

>>39446955
He's missing legs too?

>>39446984
Vagina (boipussy) I see where you are going with this

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>>39445792
Meh im boring

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Pretzels, baby.

>>39447000
The fuck man did you slap her?

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Fuck me originally

It wasn't a guy if you're wondering, at the very least.

>>39447029
>>39447071
Allright story time cant leave us hanging fuck

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>>39447030
Nah, it only hurt a little bit, then I just fucked her senseless. I spray my nectar up her vagoo, pull out, turn on the lights to clean my cock.
>mfw I notice the blood on my cock

It was all cool tho, no biggie.

>>39446161
Did you get a lobotomy, or something?>>39446601
Kek, you're a madman

>>39446252
Nice dick anon must be around 13 inches?

>>39446959
Whats with all the yellow wtf happen?

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Eh, I was lucky most of the times

>>39446601
underrated

>animal incidents kek

>>39447230
The bone.. hmmmm

>>39446979
Mainly stretch marks. I wasn't obese or anything but due to klinefelters I grew abnormally fast, 6'1 at 13 and stopped. there. That in combination with comfort eating and being slightly overweight. Life fucked me as I'm a tranny on top. At least I started hormones at 15 and only got to tanner stage 2 puberty. Still, most of you aren't actual genetic freaks that are mentally ill on top, so at least be happy with that

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>>39445792
broken left arm, cigarette burn on right arm, chronic nail biter, bad back from rowing.

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I never had the urge to really self harm.
The yellow parts is physical abuse.

>>39447336
Fuck ya son rough shit

>>39447357
lmao
a footfag touched you

Holy fuck all those people that got raped as a child. And people wonder why the people on this board are like they are.

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>>39445792
Not as bad as some people here

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I'm not a tranny btw

>>39448286
Ya but they all liked it anon or it would not have happened I was never diddled

>>39448147
my first and last experience with that fetish

>>39448621
Benis surgery? What the fuck

>>39448772
Im a FTM do you like my voice?

Https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

>all these green spots near the butt

Is this a meme or was basically everyone here sexually abused as a child?

>>39446041
What's with the knees and the small speck on your head?

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>>39445792
Nothing but agony.

Pentelho Azul

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>>39449195
shit the image

>>39446601
HAHAHAHA top kek anon

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>>39446036
>two days ago
wew that doesn't seem like a long time anon-kun.

>>39448772
Cut off my binis by mistake when i was a kid, thakfully it wasnt fully cut off so it works as usual now

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>>39445792
Can you imagine the level of detail the CIA files of us have?
Because of threads like this they now literally know even the scars we have.

>>39449314
Annon you ok

>>39449393
yeah, but after >>39449366
I don't want to give the FBI anymore info.

>>39449366
>theres a cia folder with full of my dick pics because i have a distinctive birth mark on my thigh


all i can imagine is "sir is this the man we are looking for?"

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originally posting an original image for the sake of originality

>>39449474
Let them look at /r9k/ lol allf them are fapping to traps right now I bet.

>>39449518
for the record the only self harm that wasn't an accident is my stomach, i was like 4 years old and shaved the skin off

>>39449518
What dd you stick up ya boyhole man?

>>39449560
i took such a big shit i bled, this happened again like a month later thus stretching my asshole. i tried putting a sharpie in there too and i bled from it as well a few times but i was gentle so maybe my ass is just really tight

>>39449602
Damn thats gay ya had that happen to me not a sharpie though

>>39446659
that looks cool as fuck

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self harm - tried it once when i was 12 because i thought depression was only taken seriously if you were hurting yourself, realized i wasnt into it
green on knees - lots of scars on knees just from being such a clumsy kid
green on left elbow - once fell back in a chair while holding my sister who was a toddler at the time and to protect her i wrapped my arms around her and took most of the fall, got a really nasty cut on my elbow thats still there (happened when i was around 5)
green on right elbow - my sister once jumped on my back and made me fall on a carpeted ground when i was like 12, got a really nasty rugburn and it didnt help that it happened by the shore so i could literally feel the salty air in my skin
green on chest - broke my collarbone when i was around four from jumping on the bed and falling off
animal - cat jumped on my head while i was sleeping on the couch, left a scar on my forehead
most of the yellow is stretchmarks, tried to add yellow dots on my legs from picking scabs that i would get from scatching mosquito bites too hard
blue on foot is from a wart

guess i couldve been worse!

>>39449754
Your penis was not touched nor boyholes so not a bad life

>>39449824
i also dont have a penis or boyhole

>>39449913
Thats a shame post tits dickgirl

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This is myne

>>39450127
Car fire or some shit bruv?

>>39449913
An elusive fembot how many orbits ya have?

>>39445792
>Be 5
>Go to grad party for mom's friends son
>See volleyball net
>Have seething urge to take it down for some reason
>Mom sees me untying net
>Mom asks "why are trying to tear down the net?"
>Response is "cause I hap to"
That good enough for ya?

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>>39445792
had it pretty good from the looks of things.

>>39450246
none, guys on here get pretty bored when they find out that youre fat black and not at all like aggy or ciara. robots act like they arent superficial but theyre all into the shy introverted pale white skinner loner girl that wears clothes way too big and looks kinda like a lil boy aesthetic

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Im so fricking unlucky in this life lol

>>39446036
Probably was in your blood, go seek a Priest.

>>39450436
No idea who aggy and ciara are sounds like drama from what ive seen fat and black.doesnt seem problem

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Phymosis surgery
Burnt the back of my hand on a barbecue grill when walking back because I was afraid of a dog approaching
Scar on my right eyebrow because I was doing some weird jumps inside the bathroom when I was a child, then I hit my head on the fucking toilet

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>>39445792
You could argue the burns are technically my fault and could go under self harm.

i'm not sure why anyone would care

i've broken one of my hands and one of my arms and a bunch of fingers
also had surgery on both of my knees

bunch of little scars here and there from random incidents throughout my life
including a very visible one above my eyebrow

plus liver disease from chronic alcoholism

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>>39450662
Corrected edition.

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>>39445792
one of the mist painful things ive felt was a huge jellyfish laying on my back when i was swimming, didnt know what a purple flag meant, now i do. left a bunch of lines on my back

>>39445876
>>39445939

are you harvey dent?

>>39450690
Knifed in the shins...?
Could you post a pic of that, anon?

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I had some mouth surgeries as a kid. Was wearing some funky rubber band braces for a year I think.
Had a really bad concussion one time: bashed the back side of my head on asphalt while driving my bike, without a helmet, downhill at incredible hihg speed. went to hospital ofc. Was throwing up and balance was fuck'd for next few days.
Hurt my back at some point don't really know how, still have a weird line going up from my lower back
sliced my right ring-finger to the bone at one point, playing guitar can get tricky sometimes.
got jewed because tight foreskin
Had 2 near-death experiences where I nearly lost my dick:
1. I suffered a paraphimosis once. Was fucking panicking the whole time when I had to wait in ER. Doc told me it was hours away from gangrene.
2. Butched circumcision couple of years after made my dick swell, turn black and bend 90 degrees, same thing: went to ER and they had to redo the surgery. Spent whole week laying in hospital bed, pumped full of antibiotics and sheit.
Fucking impaled my foot at one point.
Left hand knuckles have some barely noticeable scars for street-cred.

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Surgery scars from appendicitis

Animal scars from my dog biting a (small) chunk of my hand off

Childhood memories from me running into a theme park, tripping up and cutting my knees on the jagged floor

>>39450446
Your penis was worked on? What the benis!

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Scars on knee pit, elbow pit and finger are from warts.
Other yellow is chicken pox scars.
Blue red and green are obvious.

I've never done anything that could cause scars, been a boring fuck since I was born.

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self harm faggots gtfo
foot is cancer, dont know if it counts

>>39450880
Don't have a phone right now it's just shit from scraps that usually involved a knife. Land on knees on pavement hard enough and no matter the material it'll rip and your kneecaps get torn up.

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Congenital Radioulnar Synostosis. Cannot turn my arms and hands facing palm up. Kinda hard to carry heavy objects and it's difficult to lift weights. Just happy I work an office job.
Was told that even if I had surgery to seperate the fused bones, I wouldn't be able to turn my arms naturally. Waste of an xray for just a "too bad, kid"

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Yellow parts:
>busted my head open as a kid
>got testicular cancer, had to have it removed
Green Parts
>dad spanked me good when I was a kid

>>39452331
Did you cum while he was spanking you?

>>39451053
Faggot you marked green on your shins not knees

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The non-red are technically self harm, but it would be misleading to make them all the same color.

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Got thrown from my horse when I was galloping at full tilt up a gravel lane. Was also a childhood memory because i was about thirteen.

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>>39445792
Is this some kind of shitpost or did half of r9k get diddled as a kid?

>>39446601
holy shit haha im dying

>>39452583
Either you are gay or a fembot? Youtube Hobby Horsing you might like it.

>>39452600
Most want to be diddled anon

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>>39452628
I'm not a fembot and neither am I gay. I don't ride any more but here's a pic of my horse. Non of the hobby horse crap.

>>39452566
>blue
Scoliosis I presume?

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>purple
i used to throw matches in my skin

>>39452840
No, I fractured my spine. No spinal cord injury though

>>39452809
Nice horse, so you know of the Hobby Horsing...

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I don't really mind the scars much anymore

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Green arm was where my friend shot me

>>39447029
what the fuck, did a dog bite your cock off or something?