what would you do if you woke up like this one day?

>>39438496
Post on reddit and fuck easy sluts
Probably on tinder as well.

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Probably cry tears of pure joy.

>>39438496
I would still feel as though I am lacking, unfortunately. Such is life as a robot.

Wew. An asshole with a better body and dick than me. Thanks for that. I wish people would steal my body shots of soc and post them elsewhere.

>>39438496
I used to wake up like that everyday except with body hair because I'm not stupid.
I escaped that vain period with my virginity intact and now I am here.

Probably not much. I mean, having a great body is nice and all, but my autistic lack of social skills would keep me from getting a girl/boyfriend(yes am fagot).

W-Why are his man boobs up so high?

>>39438496
>cut
kill myself

>>39438625
you would be surprised at how forgiving women and gay's can be when it comes to a hot guy with a big
>t. fit social retard with big dick

>>39438668
yeah but how would they figure out?
would you send random photos to sloots?

Wonder who butchered my dick

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>>39438496
Gonna go put the moves in that cute girl with the fat booty that works in the subway down the road.

>>39438496
cry because i got turned into a drawer
>tfw the shelves aren't shut

Immediately take pictures for evidence and get them checked by a trustworthy/impartial person.

Then call a scientist or news outlet

Also be worry about keeping my identity, it might be difficult to convince my parents/ coworkers I am still the same person

>>39438593
body hair is literally the only thing that would ruin that body
it looks like a Greek statue
I've never seen a most beautiful chest

jerk off with my new benis

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I want to be a girl.
I don't care if I woke up as cute parapalegic girl, I WANT TO BE FEMALE.

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>>39438656
Atleast you're white though

>>39438693
Word gets around

>>39438735
Lol who would freak out over you getting fit iver night?

>>39438786
>Greek statue
He looks like he gets his boibutt plugged every night.
He looks like what I imagine fagposter look like.

>>39438496
I actually look like that except I'm shorter and my dick is smaller. Too bad i have depression and im a living waste.

>>39438861
not if you have a very limited to non existant social circle.
if youre a virgin and look like op and are autist its still going to be hard to get laid.

>>39438875
I imagine the scientific community, probably the bodybuilding community

>>39438496
Everyone here wants to fuck stacies, but I'd 1st use it to become filthy fucking rich because of the chad charisma and stuff.
When I turn back, stacy will dump me, but those dollars stay in my account.

>>39438889
fair enough, the Greeks indulged in homosexual activities after all
but it doesn't change the fact that, despite his circumcision, he is the figure of male perfection
I wouldn't look at anything else if that was my boyfriend, I don't see myself feeling attraction towards any other thing

What if you wome up with that body but you're 5'7

>>39438918
Why would you tell them in tha first place?

>tfw my body is like this
I walk and move like a robot so it's no bonus.

>>39439003
Possibly to get myself famous or make some money off the resulting research

>>39438496
I'd wonder where the hell that watch came from. I don't even own a watch.

>>39438894
If you work in a shitty retail job, it's really easy.

>>39439012
I would suck and fuck you all day

Seriously, just flash your dick and qt sluts will be all over you

>>39438950
He has a nice frame, but he still needs to work on other parts, mainly obliques.

But yeah, he has a nice body and would strive for something close.

>>39439144
Are you a girl?
If so, where you from?

>>39439144
is sending pics on instagram or snap every a good idea?

Can you stop posting naked men BrainWashK?
I'm not gay and it's just silly at this point.

>>39439203
post your instagram cute boy
or give us a tip on how to find it

>>39439226
my instagram has non of my body pics.

>>39438496
I already look pretty close to this so I'd just keep being a khv

>>39439264
>>39439012
>>39438893
yeah no post proof

>>39439260
so you're just messing with robots time
even if we don't have anything better to do, that's still mean

>>39439351
no im asking if you were to have a body like ops pic would it be smart or stupid to send it to potential sloots?

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>>39438496
Go rape or kill some kids because I know I'd get away with it as a white man.

>>39438496
tf when I ACTUALLY look like this too
what are the odds guys, haha

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>>39438496
Most likely enjoy the experience of being in social situations. Watching people stare at me for once which thought I may look pretty. See the talking interaction. Then I would have sex over time. The time for sex would be very quick.

>>39439144
I'd rather meditate

>>39439418
Hit the gym doughboy

>>39438656
>>39438710
Imagine being this selfish kekel.

>>39438496
fuck a whore, I'm extremely scared of showing my micropeepee to a girl

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>>39438533
Oh hey bitey cat. Here's your sister

>>39439656
You're pretty close.
Stop skipping leg day.
Work on some core exercises and maybe some body weight stuff. Cardio is important too.

Cry. If I woke up next to that, I'd probably also cry.

>>39439613
It's funny you say that because that person during that time made state in swimming.
22.95 seconds 50 free

"dough boy"

>>39439921
Looks pretty doughy regardless my guy

>>39439613
And swam 5-6 days a week 4000 yards or so for 3 years

>>39438496
I'd be pissed off. It took years, lots of money and lots of eating to get this big fat belly. I'd feel robbed

>>39439952
Yeah I guess.. He was hunched though, you should see that guy now

>>39439954
still doughy faggot hit the gym

>>39439921
you still look dyel and dough boy as fuck
you probably don even print on a tshirt

>>39439954
wash your hair doughman

>>39439982
See
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>>39439981
Not entirely sure what "don even print on a tshirt" means but right on

>>39438496
>no hair
>no pubes
>frail, vascular fist clenched
>5" dick
I'd fucking kill myself. This is far worse than most robots.

>>39440023
That person did after the swim meet which had Chlorine in the pool

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>>39438496
>what would you do if you woke up like this one day?
start taking HRT

>>39438496
Kill myself because I turned white and my dick got smaller.

kill myself because i became white and got a shitty skinny body

this is literally my body just more hairy.
Is this considered ideal? Should I shave???

I'd still be an autist so not much would change.

>>39438813
Being a paraplegic female isn't really that much of a sacrifice, anon.

>>39438496
Be happy about the dick but angry that I lost my gains.

>>39438656
this desu

>showing off his mutilated peen like it's something to be proud of

fucking kek

>>39439363

That is not even remotely true, but I can't tell anymore what is bait and what is legit when it comes to "evil whitey" comments.

10/10 - you is a good boi even if you dindu

>>39438496
Keep living the life I'm living now, starve, do no physical activities and lose all my gains.

>>39438496
>Jew penis
I'd kms

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>>39442645
>D-D-Don't stereotype and judge me because all of us white people are NOT the same, you typical nigger!

Whatever, Anon. Just don't take your frustrations out on Fido or your sister just because somebody insulted you on the internet.

>>39438496
I look like that, but my dick is bigger. AMA

>>39443152
Can you stop beating around the bush and just post your cock

>>39438496
Anybody have the /soc/ thread with this pic? Can't find it even though it was there last night. He posted his workout routine and I want to save it.

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>>39443164
I contemplated on writing (I won't post my dick faggots), but i didn't. I should've though. Maybe tommorow.

I used to jack of to my mirror pic, which probably made me bisexual. Now i /nofap.

>>39443190
Well then you can fuck right the hell on off microcock

Change all my tinder and online dating pics and pull mountains of easy pussy, eventually settle for a qt gf.

Generally have an easier time of life now that im way more attractive. Maybe get into modelling if the change is permanent and doesnt require any of the maintenence that those physiques usually do.

>>39438496
whos cock is this?

>>39438496
kill myself because i have no foreskin

>Turn into a cutfag with those dry, cracked glans.
Probably kill myself desu.

>>39438496
That's great but it's all about the face.

>>39443240
I already look like this, it doesn't make shit easier, if you haven't got the face and the personality nobody cares bro

I'm not as built as that but I have a similar frame and my dick is slightly bigger and nicer looking.

It changes nothing, girls are experts at sensing when you're a stupid autist and when they do they want nothing to do with you anymore.

>>39438496
>no hair
>no foreskin
>looks like a mutant
>never seen sunlight
No thanks.

>>39438496
>no foreskin
I would be mad.

>>39438496
That is me, minus the abs and plus some height. I have a gf.

I'd be disappointed to be such a manlet

Probably wonder why I have no head or lower legs.

Don't care. I'm not too far behind aesthetically. My problem isn't looks. My problem is my fucked up brain. I have everything going for me, but I still manage to fail. I am the uber autist.

>>39438496
>wtf my dick shrank

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>>39438496
Fuck that I'd rather wake up as a qt gurl next to that

And then succ