Fun thought experiments

So many posts, it would be like a full semester course.
I'd enjoy lecturing them about all of it.

>>39435159
Same, I told some pretty dark secrets on chans and I made some very nasty comments, posting anonymously brings out the worse in people. I'd probably cut ties with all of them.

>>39435159
desu I'd probably find a way to stop the presentation or an hero a quarter of the way through my time on /pol/. I could probably handle talking about my posts on /pol/, but I know the /lgbt/ posting and general trap/gay posting is just around the corner from that point. I don't need to feel the massive wave of disappointment, which I would never be able to recover from, after they read all the posts about my life and how strangers on the internet agreed with my thoughts that I'm a repressing tranny in denial.

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>>39435159
I'll go through each board I ended up on.

>/co/
They recoil realizing that I only watch cartoons to either masturbate to or to take my mind off depression

>/b/
They see all my mommy and occasional I find traps kinda hot posts, they start to feel uncomfortable and ask if they can leave. I tell them not yet.

>/mlp/
At this point they become physically sick, they see all my horsefucking posts and all the porn I drew of ponies getting rammed. They start trying to interrupt or leave, my mother starts crying and tries to stand up. I pull out the katana my parents forced me to get rid of because I was too dangerous with it and threatened to kill the neighbor kids (I just hid it and told them I sold it). I tell them if they leave I'll kill them.

/pol/
They go through at least a thousand posts of shitposting and hating on Jews, they are confused and scared as I try to explain that the holocaust wasn't real and a Jewish invention to demonize National Socialism.

>/r9k/
As they all panic and start screaming for help they see my final transformation, I start realizing I want to dress in pretty clothes and get fucked in the ass. They see all the old links to tinychat where I would trap and stick things in my ass for robots pleasure. At this point they have called the police without me noticing, I ask mummy if she still loves me.

That's my guess.

>>39435904
You make chris chan blush with that long and depressing path in degeneration

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>>39435159
they will see me with a lonely guy with a sense of humor and an ultimately good heart but suspicious of women and minorities

>>39435159
I don't think they would see me the same way the did before they saw everything. That """fun""" thought experiment is a legitimate fear I have.

>>39435159
>Weirded out.
>Proud.
>Weirded out again.
>Abandonment.
>Maybe proud again.

I've been here since 2006 and I've posted nice things, I've posted horrible things...
11 years worth of 4chan posts would be a good read for anyone.

>>39435159
In chronological order

>/b/
My first board. Spent 99% of time there just lurking, nothing much I posted was weird.

>/lit/
Still not much bad here. They'd see thousands of posts just discussing books.

Currently:

>/mlp/
This is where the autism goes balls to the wall. I'd probably an hero when this part starts.

>>39435159
They would probably start hating women as well considering all the good points I made while completely and repeatedly shitting on the opposite gender

>>39435159
After a lot of concern and disgust, my mom would probably keep telling me that I should get a grilfriend, I'd tell her I don't want one, but that'd be if I didn't get up and run away to start a life somewhere I'd never see anyone who knows me for the rest of a pathetic life.

>tfw all my friends and family would have to see that one fetish post I made where I said I wanted to have a few qt toddler girls I would use simultaneously as cherished wives and human toilettes.

>>39435159
Lots of racism and looking at porn.

there was also the one time I asked a guy to send more pics of cock, but then i thought about it more and realized i didn't like gay stuff at all

overall not too bad

>>39435159
It wouldn't be too bad except for the shitstorm around gg and when I unironically believed in /pol/s bullshit a few years ago.
Now if they found out what I look at on e621 and /trash/ on the other hand.

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>>39435159
They would be too fucking disgusted and appalled by the fourth slide to even continue. I'll just sit back and be smug the entire time.

>>39435159
it would mostly be okay but i would feel quite pathetic because i only ever argue with other people about history and languages on /his/ and then sometimes post about lonely feels on /r9k/.

today i said fuck you to someone though. i would be embarrassed to show them that.

they would think I'm a tranny, they would also think I hate women and they would be very confused