I've been away from home for over a week and ready to KMS. Every road is flooded and I'm going stir crazy.
Fuck, I want back in Texas now, but it's too late. I have access to a rubber hose for strangulation or a toaster and a bathtub for electric execution. Tips before I go?
>>39430290
>letting a hurricane kill you
>>39430290
If you wanna go at least go in an interesting way. Buy cowboy clothes and two of the biggest knives you can find, then go to Houston and fight the street sharks
>dodged a bullet by not being in Texas
>want to go back to Atlantis: the state
buck the fuck up OP lmao
>>39430897
pls tell me this isn't real. no concealed speargun license, we are fukt!
are you fucking dense?
>people dying in a hurricane
>can't get back to place where said people are dying
>aw boohoo can't go over there
>might as well just save the hurricane some time and off myself
like are you fucking retarded?