>Psst, human! Let's wrestle under the covers. What are

>>39421220
Are you stupid? Wrestle

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>>39421241
But she is an elf. This could be an elaborate bit of elf treachery to steal your wallet.

Roll her up in the blanket like a papoose then tickle her while she's immobilized.

>>39421260
Look at her eyes she fucking wants it

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>>39421336
Well, if anything untoward happened while you were wrestling then you would need to take responsibility.
Just make sure you know what you're getting into.

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>>39421220
>I don't like violence. How about we just cuddle?
Comfy thread now pls.

>>39421368
Ok then I'll just a voice recorder if she does any damage to me I can easily sue her since it's her Idea and I get sex its a win win for me

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>he's not a member of the lolitrain

Sad!

And also where do you find those pictures there really cute

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>>39421438
The elf image mint, also known as pixiv.

>>39421451
Thanks! though if I type in pixiv just gives me to a company website is that it or?

>>39421260
Fuck it, she gets the wallet. Its worth

>>39421544
pixiv.net

>>39421260
I have an equivalent of $2 in my wallet right now. I'll gladly sacrifice it for wrestling with her.

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>>39421583
You say that now, but when she uses your $2 to purchase a large order of french fries and only gives you a few, you will be filled with regret.

>>39421220
>>39421260
It's a trick. Get an axe. An axe of elf-slaying.

>>39421220
>wrestle with a girl in pitch dark conditions
>inevitably elbow her in the noggin on accident
>spend the next minutes rubbing the bump and kissing her while she reassures you it's okay

It's like when you step on your dog's foot and he's more sorry about it than you are.

>>39421607
She gets to eat the fries, I get to nibble her ears, sounds good to me.

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>You will never listen to a qt elf slut moan and beg for you to never stop as you rub and squeeze her ears

Hell yeah, I got my chair right here. Hope you like getting dropped from 30 feet in the air.