>he doesn't cum on his cat
>he wants his penis hissed at
>>39420869
>he wants his peepee scratched by claws that dig around in piss and shit every day
>he doesn't fall asleep on the toilet
>>39420912
>>39420946
>not knowing how to sexually arouse a cat
>>39420869
That might've turned me on when I was 13
Now I just cringe
Maybe I'm drunk
I am a little drunk but I mean maybe it doesn't turn me on because of that
>>39420912
>implying the cat isn't just saying it is aroused