Oh my god I'm so alone

Where u at nibba?

>>39420442
wya faggot

>>39420442
You're a dude though aren't you.

>>39420524
of course I'm a fucking dude, I'm capable of experiencing suffering over lack of companionship.

I just want a bf to hangout with ;,__,; I went to go see the new spiderman movie by myself tonight, and because no one else bought tickets, they never started the fucking movie. I sat there in the dark for half an hour waiting for it to start. I went down to tell the workers and they said they just didn't think anyone would buy tickets for it. This would be a funny story if I were with someone, but I was literally the only person in the theater. They literally forgot about me.

>>39420613
I'm sorry to hear that, Anon. Sounds really tough.
Would you mind talking with me? I'm feeling somewhat like you right now.

>>39420460
This. Also tell us more about yourself, cutie.

>>39420735
What happened to the robot map?

USA CO, bear type looking for qt bf to snuggle with.

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>>39420733
I started fucking binge eating. I can't stop. I used to be a size 28 pants, but now I'm size 29 and I can feel them getting tight. I'm so alone, it fucking hurts.

>>39420798
sorry bro, no cute smooth boys from CO post on 4chan

Ive been here for a while waiting for one to show up

>>39420442
>I don't even want sex, I just want to hangout.
That is called a friend. No sexy time no boyfriend

>>39420928
Yeah, same.

I live in Boulder as well, which is full of a bunch of shitty chads and hippies.

>>39421009
I'm weird and I think I might suffer from some form of sexual dysfunction, Anon.

I desire physical and emotional closeness and, I want to kiss him, I want to cuddle with him, and if he wants it we can have sex, I don't really care about that part, though.

>>39421069
I dont even want a trap like most r9k prison gays, just a white twink with blonde hair
doesnt even have to be a natural blonde

but all the cute twinks irl wanna be straight

>>39421096
I am unironically in love with the anime boy in the OP

That feeling when every other gay anon wants to have sex with everyone.
>Tfw I just want cuddles and affection.

>>39421093
hnng where do u live

>>39422263
no youre the majority here on 4chan, especially if youre a top
if youre a bottom you should have no problem finding someone whos into that considering thats what every single r9k fag wants

hey r9gays, join up for the faggot discord, I keep server size small so this might be your only chance!

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>>39422373
I'm a bottom, but I'm not sure if I can find someone who wants to cuddle and doesn't mind my autism.

>>39422475
thats every top here, every single one all you have to do is ask

>>39422515
All tops I've talked to have wanted to do lewd stuff eventually.

>>39422577
oh you mean NEVER doing any lewd? I guess thats a tough sell
Id want a cutie whod be comfy just being with me for a good bunch of months before doing lewd stuff just cause thats always an important part of a relationship

>>39421096
>white twink with blonde hair
literally rarer than traps

>>39422645
youre crushing my dreams man, theyre just so perfect
why not just a regular twink who likes me enough to dye his hair?

>>39422674
I mean everyone of them i met were complete narcissist assholes that can be like this because they fill up a niche everyone wants.
That makes them rarer than traps, or at least more difficult to get to

>>39422684
I like em bratty tho, like haughty and sarcastic so I can put them in their place 2koma style
as long as they like me, look cute, and arent a massive slut itd be perfect

>>39422596
Yea same.
I wanna get to know them first, and be sure that I love them before we do anything too lewd.

no bf feels are the worst