As we all know true robots kill themselves slowly with alcohol.

>>39420302
I only have good shroom alc bho story combination. The most with alcohol is I wake up in my bed not remember most of last night.

>>39420302
I drink wine once every 6 months.

This infrequency however, is due to me being under the drinking age. The reason why I drink wine is because you can make it very easily in your closet. Otherwise, I would drink vodka.

Only one more year!!!

>>39420302
I drink beer. strong IPA and regular pale ales generally.

Currently drinking rum & coke. The coke is warm and has no gas so it tastes like shit.

But meh. Whatever gets me drunk. Making some music so hopefully this will give me inspiration.

I like to drink every night until everything starts spinning and I can't see straight, even better to get to that point then take a benzo and smoke a little weed until you're lying there desperately trying not to puke until you pass out

Everywhere in my area starts to card way more when the students come back. I need to find some loophole for the next 8 months.

My poison is usually either cheap vodka or captn morgans. I want to buy more fireball but I am afraid what the clerk will think.

>>39420509
Fellow underage anon, how the fuck do you find stores that don't card? How do you test them to see if they card? Do you just try buying shit and if they ask for an ID yell bye and hightail it out of there? I don't get it.

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Bourbon is the patrician's drink of choice.

>>39420526
Not him but say you forgot your card and if they won't serve you then leave, nothing they can do about it

>>39420302
Anywhere from 10 to 20 shots pretty much every day.

Wake up, work, drink, wake up, work. Life is good.

Vodka is my drink of choice. I mix it with diet coke that way I dont gain to much weight.

One time at a strip club a girl wanted $30 for a lap dance. I was trashed at this point. Said I'd go 10 since I wanted a military discount. She said she had kids. Told her I'd go 5. Then she hit me with her tampon.

Probably the weirdest drunk story I have.

>>39420472
A man of fine taste. Ever try Dead man's Ale?

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>>39420547
>I mix it with diet coke that way I dont gain to much weight.
>mixed drinks
>to cut calories

>>39420526
The way I have been served in the past is just confidence. I look kinda mid 20s and really depressed, so maybe they just feel bad for me.

>>39420509
Fireball is trash tire. I dont understand how you can stomach the sweetness. Doesn't it make you throw up faster?

>>39420560
Diet has 0 calories. Mixing it helps me to pace. If I was just doing shots I'd probably go 20 deep in an hour and die.

>>39420578
IDK man, I like the way it tastes and it is easy enough to drink it gets me drunk quick. I don't buy it though.

>>39420302
I drank a fifth of vodka in one night in my first month of starting drinking.

I fell asleep spooning a rifle and i pissed myself twice but was too hungover to get up so I laid on my piss covered mattress for 12hrs

>>39420535
What's going on in your pic? The lizard man look sacred.

>>39420617
Aspiring hobo?

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>>39420627
He is sacred indeed.

>>39420601
If you're just going to be a junkie switch to heroin.

>>39420670
Military objects to that unfortunately. Drinking yourself half to death on the other hand is practically a part of the culture.

>>39420302
Most times I drink, It's either an IPA or witbier, or vodka mixed with whatever juice or soda is laying around if I want to get hammered. If I'm feeling like treating myself, I'll have a Lagavulin neat.

>>39420640
Nah

Im working up to getting black out drunk while actually having the guns loaded.

Ive given up on life completely, i only have 300 dollars in the bank right now and i take home 2 grand a month. After bills it all goes to hookers and booze

I love to get smashed on vodka all night and then drink lots of sake as I watch animu. It's so fun, I'm doing it right now!

>>39420701
>Hookers and booze

Sounds like your living the life. I've always wanted to buy a hooker but I'd be to afraid it was a cop or something.

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>>39420696
>half to death
>half

>>39420698
>Lagavulin
Had to look that up anon. Very classy. A bit to much for my plastic cup though.

>>39420742
1/2 of the way to neing dead, yes.

>>39420302
Any interventions or does everyone hide their raging alcoholism?

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>>39420740
So far ive seen about 11 different hookers no busts at all.

I use backpage cuz theyre cheaper there but if you go on nightshift.co and go to reviewed ones youre set if you can swing the price.

The best I ever had was when I was going cold turkey for 1 week in portland for work related training and i fucked a 23 year old hapa girl in my hotel room that basically did everything no questions asked.

The hooker wont make you feel better though but fuck it why shouldnt a robot have fun.

Quickest spirit to get smashed?

>>39420670
I'm someone who switched from opiates to liquor

It's cheaper to drink and tolerance isn't as severe. I can get blackout fucked for around $15 or so when it would take ~$40 of opiates for the same effect

>>39420841
I'll have to look into it. Hopefully nerves wont ruin the experience.

>>39420877
I too am searching for the cheapest way to make the world dissapear for a short while.

>>39420897
Booze and benzos seems to work like a charm

>>39420897
cheapest way i found is vaping cannabis and drinking to potentiate

>>39420866
About 10 min. Ordered a double shot of fireball and this fruit punch tasting thing that had like 10 shots in it.

Got hammered before I realized it.

>>39420877
Very efficient. Aren't the drugs a better high though?

>>39420885
Ask around and specifically mention youre a virgin, you might get something extra for free.

Some of them love shit like that.

>>39420866
Everclear, unless you can find pure 100% ethanol/

>Drinking a bottle of Whiskey from 12am to am

Truly my deepest introspection.

Terrible feels but really clear thoughts for once.

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>>39420962
>from 12am to am

>>39420942
Opiates are definitely a comfier high but using them as a mood stabilizer is too tempting, you end up chipping throughout the day then realize you're so addicted you're just taking them to feel normal and it would take untold amounts of money to bring back the real high that hooks you in the first place

Withdrawals are a real pain in the ass too. I've only been drinking steady for the past 4 months and haven't really hit a wall with it yet but time will tell

>>39420955
How's it taste? I bet like shit.

>>39420962
Ya I hear alcohol actually helps autistic people fit in.

>>39421005
I think opiates also have a shorter half life than booze too, they can be very moreish once you've fallen down the rabbit hole

>>39421005
Hadn't considered the mood stabilizer aspect. Still if I didn't get drug tested I'd probably go for that stuff.

Everytime I think anout alcoholics visions of some fat, greasy, blading guy flash through my mind.

At least actual drugs would keep me skinny.

Drink room temp vodka shots every night...about 4 or 5. I buy good quality vodka though, not that rotgut Burnett's or UV shit.

>>39421155
Any particular reason you do room temp?

>>39421177
>I buy good quality vodka though

>>39421183
>it'd still taste better cold

>>39420302
So what does everyone like to do while they're drinking?

>>39421304
shitpost mostly

>>39421317
How's the drinking going?

>>39421155
Weak shit, I drink like 9-10 shots a night.

>>39421382
I drink 10-11 kill yourself faggot

>>39421382
How does your liver feel about you?

>>39420784
if only you were fully dead, Mike

>>39420302
I don't drink anything, I just wallow in depression without alcohol.

I don't like the sensation of losing control when I'm drunk, and for some reason alcohol really flares up my anxiety (in addition to obviously being a sad, depressed drunk)

>>39421658
You need to get to the point where real life suck so badly that you will take any escape to get away from it

I used to hate the feeling alcohol gave me too, now I get blackout drunk every night

>>39421699
Unless I got kicked out of home and became homeless, which is pretty much gameover for me, I don't think I'd start drinking alcohol again. I drank heavily through most of my 20s, and it didn't help me escape from anything, it just made me obese and super anxious.

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>So what does /r9k/ drink?
Usually rum. Drinking some cheap bacardi at the moment.

>Anyone got any good drunk stories?
I have a single good drunk story. Its also the only time I have been close to a girl or whatever. A couple of years ago I got a bit tipsy and decided to go to a nearby bar. Ten or so minutes by foot. I would just order a plate of fries and some beer and go to this little abandoned terrace out in the back and play video games. Sow hile I was out in the back a pair of GAMURRRgirls came up to me and pulled me to their table. I bought them drinks, we chatted a bit, whatever. It was basically me sitting there and nodding. The gAmurrgrill asked me to go with her to her house.

We kept drinking, played some Mario Party. At this point the chick was basically passed out on a couch and I started panicking. I groped her a bit and ran out of her house to pass out in some bushes beside her apartments. It was a very surreal experience, lost $150 and my fucking PS Vita that night.

>>39420526
Confidence and going to less reputable stores. The hispanic bodegas work well.

Mainly craft beer and homebrew. Can't handle hard liquor anymore since I'll drink it down like water.

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>>39421844
>I groped her a bit and ran out of her house to pass out in some bushes beside her apartments.

>>39421398
>>39421382
You guys know actual alcoholics drink more than a handle every night? That's over 15 shots.

>>39421844
lmao why didnt u just sleep on her floor or something instead of groping her? if u just woke up and talked like normal then exchanged numbers it all could've been so easy

>>39421909
I have over 16 shots every night come at me

>>39422012
Used to drink 1 L of Knob Creek at my worst.

>>39422032
I used to drink 2L of Knob Creek at my worst.

>>39422061
If that's true you must have two livers.

>>39422070
I had three livers at my best.

>>39422107
Waiting on my artificial liver so that one day I may too drink over 1000g of alcohol.

>>39422130
One day I'll drink over 1001g of alcohol.

>>39422153
Tonight is that night.

>>39420821
My intervention was a tractor trailer. I was never truly an alcoholic, but I was fucking close. As soon as I get my license back I'll be going back to the liquor store. Won't be hiding it either, but I'm gonna eat some milk thistle before i drink now.

>>39420302
I like Kraken and Jack Danials

I drink Guinness and Fishhead and now that its back in season Shipyard is my shit.

>>39422196
JD is trash just buy any other bottom-shelf bourbon and you'll save a ton of money.

>>39422012
16 shots is a 5th.

I know I did the math. I drank 9 shots of everclear 75% and 10 shots of vodka along with it through the day once.

Miraculously my liver is fine.

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>>39421946
Or she could accuse him of rape without having to prove shit, and then the court in its usual white knight manner would find the poor bastard guilty.
Wanted to play video games, ended up a registered sex offender.

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>>39420302
What do you guys listen to when you're drinking?

>>39422217
17 shots is a 6th.

I know I did the math. I drank 10 shots of everclear 76% and 11 shots of vodka along with it through the day twice.

Unsurprisingly my liver is fine.

>>39422273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNnKau1OLp4

prog rock is easy on the ears when you're loaded.

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>be me 4 years ago
>16 year old ausfag
>hanging with friends drinking in town
>2 bags of box wine
>get invited to stacie roastie party
>go back to friends house and drink more box wine almost black out drunk after drinking almost a litre
>get to stacies party smashed asf trying to hook up
>get rejected cause faggot
>pissed asf go outside pick a lawn chair and smash it
>stacies dad is a prison officer
>black belt taekwondo master
>completed many self defense classes
>goes to gym everyday
>built. as. fuck.
>nigga comes outside with lightning speed with the intent to destroy and it was if he has been preparing for the day some young whipper snapper destroys his precious lawn chair
>the dad grabs my throat with his right hand
>asks me "do you wanna die fuckwit?"
>attempt to struggle out of the death grip
>UUUUUUULTRA C-C-C-COMBO
>knocked out cold

>>39422273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAKlgmYmdp8
Chills me out when i drink

>>39420302
I got really fucking drunk one day,i went to get a another drink and i tripped, cut my head pretty deep and i wondered into the bathroom to bandage it and i fell on the toilet and pretty much destroyed it.

My apartment complex replaced it for free.

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>>39422334
Best story so far.

>>39422273
My drinking jam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU4L6THYAbM

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>>39422273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCoIWItQ0Xs

rock, some weeb music too

>>39422273
Listening to power metal while drunk is one of life's pleasures.

>>39422273
Mostly doom and goth metal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S8Iz0mGs_U&list=PLAU3SKo6z2YbaarAkshu8g_bA1J3Kvh5V&index=10

>>39420866
mix weird drinks, like beer and vodka

Fuck this shitty degenerate body
>Never drank any kind of alcoholic beverage
>Didn't smoke anything ever
> No drug abuse
> Got kidney stone at age of 16
>Started losing hair at age of 18
>High cholesterol at age of 22
It's good that I won't ever be passing this suffering to anyone by breeding

>>39420302
Absinthe.
Every night or at least every other night.
During the weeks I keep it at a glass or two, on the weekends it's a lot more.

>>39423004
Baldness comes from the mother, anon! Go make children!

>>39422273
I wish I could drink "sadly" like you do, and retrospect or something. But I'm always in high spirits when I'm smashed

>>39423004
>your face when red wine helps prevent kidney stones

Bet you feel like a huge faggot now

Drinking does nothing to me. Neither does marijuana. I'm literally immune. Am I the ultimate robot? My brain doesn't even recognize common normie chemicals

>>39423292
Drink and smoke more simultaneously. Get fucked up.

>>39423292
I'd say that's pretty robotic. Your literally immune to all forms of joy.

Vodka. I'm drunk on it right now and am googling the best place to shoot myself in the head.

>>39423033
Real stuff or the watered down american shit? Does it actually make you hallucinate?

>>39423004
Might as well do drugs anon. Your life seems to suck anyway.

>>39422298
Got what you deserve for attacking an innocent chair.

>>39422273
Alt rock most. Sometimes the older rock songs from the hair era. Fast upbeat "girly" music is a guilty pleasure of mine.

>>39421844
Did you at least win the Mario party game?

>>39423696
My current bottle is 70%vol Jacques Senaux Green, though it won't make you hallucinate.

What do you like in addition to your booze? Here overwatch and some smokes

wine and vodka, few times a week

>>39420535
What is cgnaq

>>39420302
>So what does /r9k/ drink?
Depends it varies pretty widely, I prefer gin or vodka but lately I've been drinking absinthe and beer
>How often?
Also varies I spend most the summer drunk now that uni's back in I've contained it to light drinking in the evenings and heavy on the weekend
>Anyone got any good drunk stories?
True robots don't go out so no, I drink and watch anime then jerk off and cry myself to sleep

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I got drunk for the first time last friday, I grabbed a 60% full bottle of vodka like the OP pic from my parents' liquor cabinet and ended up drinking the rest of it in about half an hour

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>>39420302
>Not posting the true master race
3 of these will likely kill you.

>>39420302
Mampoer.
Good shit.

I mostly drink gin. Usually mixed with whatever but if I'm having a particularily rough night it goes down straight.

Some months ago me and a friend hit the city. Got real fucking hammered and got the brilliant idea to pick these two girls up and run away with them. (All in good fun of course)

So I pick one of them up, I'm running, she's laughing, then I trip, fall and crash to the ground. I took the fall like a gentleman, but got knocked out for a couple of seconds.

The girls decided to not join us for an afterparty. Shocker.

10 mins later we both got into a fight with a pakistani gentleman before passing out in the campus cellar.

It wassn't my best night

>>39422273
Fat Nick gets me wanting to just keep on going until i fuckin pass out. Usually im mixing alcohol with benzos, Phenibut, Kratom and occasionally weed or Hydrocodone

>>39426255
Almost forgot https://youtu.be/IYFLf9Qi1Q8

>>39423292
yeah right faggot. drink more and learn how to inhale

>>39423696
absinthe making you hallucinate is a myth. It's just alcohol (and thujone which is usually blamed as the culprit of hallucinations but it doesn't actually do shit). maybe some people get placebo hallucinations while wasted though

>>39425969
Or at least give you diabetes. I drank two of them one night and was just nauseous as fuck

>>39425946
Off to a rough start. Would suggest sticking with beer in the start. Sounds like BS advice but you gotta learn how to handle your alcohol before hitting the hard stuff.

Also regardless of what you're drinking: Stay hydrated while doing it. Drinking a glass of water in between drinks is a game changer in terms of hangover.

>>39425969
1 of these is like 4 beers/shots

Do they have some kind of gas in them or some shit? They give me stomach aches that beer and champagne. I'm pretty drunk off 2 and can take a third if it wasn't for the internal disturbance lol

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I feel sorry for those who have to be 21 to drink in their country.

>>39426286
>absinthe making you hallucinate is a myth
There was a few years in France where Absinthe could actually cause hallusinations. It was a bad year for wine, so people started to drink a lot of Absinthe as a replacement. That severely increased the consumption of Absinthe and they started to produce it with alternative ingredients to meet the demand. It was one of those alternate ingredients that caused a a few cases of people hallucinating.

>>39427012
when was this, a hundred years ago? maybe they got ergot in it or some shit

>>39423033
t. Paul Verlaine

>>39427061
Here's the link to the youtube clip I saw about this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w09gGXpycjk

>>39427236
Yeah that video says they were adding copper salts to it to get a green color lol. But normal absinthe won't make you hallucinate

>>39427115
t. alcoholic Finnish MSIS student.

>>39420302
I used to drink everyday now i switched to kratom everyday and i like my life better.

>>39420302
Killing yourself with alcohol is fucking brutal. Cirrhosis of the liver is extremely fucking painful. You're better off hanging yourself or shooting yourself than drinking yourself to death. It is not romantic. You will spend months slowly dying on a hospital bed.

>>39427429
>implying I'm afraid of pain

vodka or whiskey, usually mix vodka with pepsi and whiskey with 7up

>>39421304
I play Overwatch or TF2 and take a drink whenever I get killed. It helps me not be as much of an angry try hard and actually enjoy myself.

idk i feel like this shit just doesn't work with me, my first time drinking i chugged like an entire water bottle of vodka and just felt kind of woozy and sleepy? tried it again a few times and always the same result, i much prefer other drugs anyway