>take a massive shit >look at toilet paper >see

>current year
>NOT wiping your ass with your hand
You are like little baby

>>39411401
If you bother to wipe your ass you're not a real robot

>>39411401
Replace the toilet paper roll, because I obviously didn't shit in public and always keep a stock of toilet paper near the toilet.

>>39411401
realize I should have gotten that downs diagnosis earlier since I didn't check for paper before I started

>>39411401
>tfw this happened to me at a restaurant
>I wiped my ass by splitting the cardboard tube.

>>39411401
A trapped wolf will chew off its own leg to escape sudden death.

At this point, make like a wolf and chew off your own ass so you don't have to wipe. 100% sacrifice will be worth it.

>>39411401
this is exactly why checklists were invented

>doesn't wipe ass with hand

>>39411401
> wiping
Who are you trying to impress

>>39411401
>grab one of the full toilet rolls sitting next to the toilet bowl
What's the problem?

thank god I live in civilized country with bidets

>>39411449
>>I wiped my ass by splitting the cardboard tube
ingenius

>>39411401
Scoop shit with my hand, lick my fingers clean, easy

I usually just wipe every other poop, that's when the build up gets really bad.

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>not using whipes