>26 y/o >virgin >fat >ugly >alcoholic >brainlet

Same but I'm unemployed and trying to stay away from cocaine as well

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>>39409253
Anon, if you will accept it I can offer you something better. Anon trust me, the Christian God is real. He has shown me supernatural signs and altered my being. I'm not crazy because other Christians say they experience the same supernatural things. Anon, what religion shows supernatural signs to you? Our God is real, and that is partially why Jews are so successful as a group of people.

Became a Christian, accept Jesus Christ who lives somewhere else in the universe and ascended. And he will help you change yourself so that you might be worthy to enter into "heaven" or the universe and know God. As of now, humans are barbaric in God's eyes and immoral and most are not worthy to enter his heaven where he rules. And he will rule on Earth soon, but is giving humans like you a chance to repent so you do not get condemned to hell, which is miles and miles beneath the Earth where there is caverns and magma.

>>39409350
Holy shit, man, just fucking kill yourself.

Don't listen to this faggot, OP. Don't delude yourself with Christcuck bullshit and actually get your shit together.

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>>39409389
>>39409253
Through Christianity you will change yourself. My God is the one who makes people prosper and successful. The Earth and all its animals and resources belong to him.

Now OP, do you think a person who calls me a "faggot" and tells me to "kill myself" is barbaric and immoral, the exact type of person my God talks about who will not inherit his kingdom where there is no pain or suffering. Heaven lives in harmony, not like this individual. People get along in there because they are moral and righteous as God created men to be before sin entered this world.

Accept what I have to say OP.

im 26 kv too

mass technological unemployment will invalidate the lives of many normies. they will be out of work because they are not needed anymore and will all go on welfare.

once the welfare system collapses we will live in a distopia where all normies kill eachother for resorces

simply wait until its here. there will be a huge wave in the news once all driving jobs get automated. thats truckers, cab drivers, hospitals, insurance companies, car repair people, and roadside busiensses like motels ALL out of work PERMANENTLTY. we cant all be on welfare forever, doesnt work that way

till then relax and cope with vidya and anime and wait until the day the disgusting neurotypical mass starts dropping 1 by 1. i suggest preparing for it

>26 y/o
still have a good 4 years before you lose it

>virgin
buy a hooker

>fat
lose weight and lift. getting /fit/ will help with ^
>ugly
haircut/manscape/exfoliate a large looks max. losing weight will probably make you less ugly

>alcoholic
therapy

>brainlet
get productive inquisitive hobbies like chess or progamming. read more books. learn on chesscademy, khanacademy or coursera or something. not everyone can be smart don't worry.

>poor as fuck
become a tradie by going to trade school or a wagie. learn to invest in stocks and bond. visit the personal finance subreddit inb4 reddit gtfo ree.etc

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>>39409350
Stopped reading after "Christian god"
That's the most stupid bullshit I've ever heard, that doesn't help shit, I'm autistic enough to talk to myself everyday, I don't wanna talk to myself pretending I'm talking to somebody else, fuck all of that fairy tales bullshit. If you didn't enjoy life now that you're alive, you never will...
>>39409389
A lot of imbeciles really think that kind of bullshit can help somebody like me

>>39409578
This.

Believe or not, gentleman, there are rational solutions to your problems rather than just necking yourself.

>>39409253
You will make it if you pass these 2 standards, I dont so im fucked

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

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>>39410107
>there are rational solutions to your problems rather than just necking yourself.

>>39409253
Find an escort online if you care so much about your virginity

>>39409253
find a good job live life like a rockstar with drugs and hookers die of heroin overdose at 30 do it fag