>Go into house >See this What do you do?

>>39409179
Free slave, great.

>>39409179
That's a pretty unrealistic hypothetical question, OP.

>>39409251
happened to me twice

Only it was a man

And he robbed me and beat me up

>Get down on my knee
>"Will you marry me?

>>39409179
Don't let /pol/ know what I plan to do with you.

that isn't my house OP

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>>39409222
lmao this, I would start a cotton farm

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I don't give a damn how many times you ask the same hypothetical question, the answer will always be
>why are you in my house?

>>39409179
Is this my house or am i burglar?

>>39409179
>Attempt to get laid
>Drop spaghetti
>Leave
So the usual.

>>39409179
Ask if she is my wife from the future, and kill myself if she isn't

I offer her a bowl of eggs

My apartment complex doesn't allow animals.

>>39409179
Give her something to eat, poor Girl looks like she's starving.

Wonder why my wood floor has been magicked

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>>39409179
Start a family right then ritght there
damn, im not usually into black girls, but i cant be that racist damn

>>39409179
She can violate my NAP any time.

>>39409179
Sorry I don't play Minecraft

>>39410157
Do fat people always get this triggered when they see someone thin?

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>>39410286
She's into ayran guys so I hope your masterrace

>>39409179
Impregnate her at the speed of light

>>39409179
>try to hide boner
>virgin walk away
>feel shame for being attracted to nigger
>move on and go back to my usual pathetic life