He says it'll feel a lot nicer when he makes love to me but I'm really scared >_<
why are gays so gross
>>39408720
You need to use dynamite, but use four sticks. One will kills you, but with four the mutual explosions will cancel each other out and you'll be fine.
>>39408720
You don't have anything to lose, faggot
>It's another "my bf is using me as a test subject" thread
DETAILS.
Is this a normal thing? It sounds kinda dangerous
Do you even like anal sex?
>>39408720
What the fuck is wrong with both of you and why did you make this thread
>>39408779
Of course he does, he's a fag.
>>39408720
>Faggots are literally willing to blow up their anuses to make spreading AIDs feel better
Fucking kek
>>39408779
>Is this a normal thing? It sounds kinda dangerous
Yes it is a normal thing
>Do you even like anal sex?
it's ok
>>39408768
>details
anon I think it's pretty self explanatory
my boyfriend loves me and this is how he shows his love for me
>>39408880
Well, then what are you afraid of?
I'm sure your comfort is a concern of his, too
>literally shredding and burning your asshole, causing permanent damage and severe potential complications
These threads always make me laugh, why not just take a fucking popper?
>>39409100
My boyfriend is really smart and I trust him a lot
>>39409130
I wonder what that feels like
Being loved and trusted
>>39408937
> I think it's pretty self explanatory
No, it isn't. Most people don't know about the crazy things fags do to be able to do buttsex.
pls explain the procedure.
How many grams of powder?
What kind?
How is it introduced?
At what depth?
Are there precedents of such operation being done successfully?
>>39409172
Probably like your intestines rupturing and catching fire
>>39408743
>why are gays so gross
this is beautiful
>>39408720
>make thread about literally exploding your asshole
>dipshits actually take this seriously
I wish I could gauge a board's average retardedness as well as you could, you've got some shitposting skills
>>39408880
>Yes, it is a normal thing
>I'm really scared >_<
>literally setting off explosives in someones ass
>having anal sex let alone destroying somebodys ass with a firecracker
>>39409220
He posts about this kind of thing weekly.
If I thought it was real I'd probably consider contacting someone, but as of now I'm just responding to the hypothetical.
>>39408720
>He says it'll feel a lot nicer when he makes love to me but I'm really scared >_<- 20 posts and 3 image replies shown.
Dumb sissy white boi.
Sounds like hot desu, btw did the bovine growth hormone work?
>>39409177
I'm kinda dumb he doesn't tell me a lot of those things (=>.<=)
after the semen injection experiment there were "complications" so he said he's gonna consult experts from now on to keep me safe and he's talking to a guy who knows a lot about cauterization so hopefully nothing bad happens this time [~.~]
>LOVE IS LOVE, ANON
>tfw no qt boi to anally explode (literally)
>>39409647
Wow, those are some really deep feels, anon.
>>39408758
>Almost any finely-dividedorganicsubstance becomes anexplosive materialwhen dispersed as an air suspension; hence, a very fine flour is dangerously explosive in air suspension.
grain dust is both nutritious and explosive
>>39409552
>semen injections
>"complications"
what the fuck is wrong with gays?
>>39410352
Straight people inject semen too though
>>39408720
is this a shitpost? why would you ignite an explosive inside your asshole?
>>39411329
it explains why in the very same post
retarde
My bf wants to brrraaaapppp on my face :-(
>>39408720
>Mr hands: Firearm edition
Surely nothing could go wrong. Be sure to tell him to post updates from the ICU
>>39408720
Dude wtf just frot
>tfw no one loves me enough to modify my internal organs by detonating IEDs
>>39408720
>tfw I will never experience this kind of love from a man
>>39408720blow it out your ass
Literally
>>39413390
>blow it out your ass
>Literally
extremely rude comment
>>39408720
The fuck? Just use a dildo to widen it and a buttplug to keep it open. What the fuck is a powder charge?
>>39411944
I would love to have a bf willing to let me brap on his face. I'd also like a bf willing to brap on my face.
>>39414649
>What the fuck is a powder charge?
it's literally explosives
>>39414668
>I would love to have a bf willing to let me brap on his face. I'd also like a bf willing to brap on my face.
why???
>>39413390
hey look its that spoilers fag from every fucking thread
>>39415930
Because it would be hot for someone to find me hot enough that they even find my farts sexy, and because I have a brap fetish
>>39408720
i appreciate your threads op