class

*turn around and go home*

>>39407218
>awkwardly make my way to my seat and ignore everyone
>everyone stares at me and I start sweating profusely while wishing I was never born
>people then look away and start thinking I'm a weirdo
>start drawing fish and anime girls in my notebook and not pay attention in class
Ah, the good ol' days

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>one time in hs
>show up halfway through first class of the day
>teacher asks if I have a note from home, I don't
>teacher asks if I went to the attendance office to sign in
>I didn't, so she sends me to the attendance office to get an attendance slip
>attendance office fills out the slip and asks if I have a not from home, again no
>there are two boxes on the slip the lady at the office can check off, one for a legitimate excuse and on for illegitimate
>lady uses a black ballpoint pen to strike a line through the illegitimate box and sends me back to class
>in the hallway I take out my own black ballpoint pen and put another strike through the illegitimate box, making it into an 'X'
>then I circle the legitimate excuse box
>back at class teacher reads the slip, and falls for thinking the attendance lady marked my lateness as legitimate
>"ok anon it looks like you had a note from home"
too easy

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It's so weird to see a High-schooler with chest hair, but they're real.

I saw one when I was 14 and he was 16.

I'm now 20, and I have 3 hairs on my chest.

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>be 34
>still have anxiety dreams about university
>usually right around this time of year when classes start for fall semester
>i finished my degree ten years ago
>still the dreams
>dream about how for some reason i'll never finish the degree
>dream about how i'll surely fail some particular class (i never did)
>make up and realize the dream is stupid and uni was not a problem
>fall back asleep and continue dreaming about how i'll fail university

>>39408808

There was a fellow I attended highschool with who could grow a full, thick beard at 17. Very strange. He was white, also. Not like a hairy middle easterner or anything.

*dabs on the haters and leaves*

>>39407218
l was fapping :(

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Why the hell did people think I was funny back in high school? I literally never talked. Did I get lucky and become the 'clown scapegoat?' Anytime I was mentioned I drew giggles and general relaxation from the class.

>>39409030
this
I'm going back to school in a week
I should just dial up my autism to 120%

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>>39407218
>implying they'd know my name
>implying they'd care I came

Don't do this to me, op.

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"Help me cheat on my bf, anon!"

I was reloading because of the last one.

wonder why my classmates look so photogenic

Because I didn't want to show up in the first place.

>>39407218
was getting breakfast sorry teach
>nab a seat
>whip out bacon egg and cheese and a Arizona
>????
>profit

>>39407218
uhhm I had to have a quick wank

>>39408808
i wish i didn't have chest hair but im pretty indifferent towards it otherwise. Its not that big a deal anon also having no chest hair is good if you're ripped