>tfw handcuffed myself to the bed so I wouldn't be able

>>39406683
How you gonna shit, fat boy?

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>>39406683
+1 for the dedication fatty mcfatson

>>39407315
Using a bucket and a hose

Like that's gonna work. You'll just start eating the bed or your arms and legs.

>>39407454
is he a dude or a gurrl ?

>>39406683
Starving is gonna burn more muscle than fat friend. You need to set up an actual diet and stick to it. And no, it isn't as simple as 2000 calories because you can eat 2000 calories of chocolate but you'll still be a fat fuck. You need a calorie deficit, low carbs and as little fats as possible.

>>39407597
>implying most (if any) of these fatties have muscle
>implying everyone on this board wants to be fucking ripped
starving urself is a healthy way to lose weight but most binge eaters and bulimics tend to stay around a healthy weight :v)

>>39407597
>it isn't as simple as 2000 calories because you can eat 2000 calories of chocolate
It literally is that simple though.

>>39407315
On the bed obviously

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>>39407454
>>39407549
obelix lol

>>39407315
no eating = no shitting
dumbass