Hi robots I work in a bar almost all day everyday and I hear

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I want to know more because i was offered a job as a waiter and i need something that motivates me to take it.

>>39406547
Science can't actually explain for sure why bikes stay up right.

>>39406547
Continue?


Oreganigger

Another story

>A family with two kids and grampa gets in
>They ask for some beers and some coke.
>After a while the father asks for some food.
>The kid starts screaming that he wants tortilla (Spanish tortilla with potatoes)
>Father end buying some
>After a while the kids stop eating with and leaves half of the tortilla
>Father slaps kids face as hard as he could.
>Father wins for KO
>Kid wakes up and goes to grampa and says: He hit me
>Grampa says that he saw it and slaps him again not that hard this time
>After that they pay and leave

I had to clean tortilla from the walls because it flied from kids mouth all over the place.

>>39406547
>Work at coffee shop
>Old guy comes in every second afternoon
>Wife left him and remarried
>3 kids only 1 visits but monthly
>Talks to whoever will listen
>Pretends to fall asleep so people check on him
>when he pretends to wake up he tries to get the stranger to chat


I haven't seen him for a month now after constantly coming in for 3 years.

>>39406748
I wonder if this type of old person will eventually die out with the first shitposters growing old, people that know they can rely on the internet for (You)s.

>>39406730

That's nice, you don't get to see parents hitting kids anymore where i live.

>>39406748

I might actually start doing that.