8 Things Your Vagina Might Tell You If It Could

>>39405741
>"Thoughts?"

Not a one.

>About Me
>Mix stardust with challenges, and rainbows with tears, throw in some anger sauteed with safe release and you get Dara Stara. A huntress for honesty in every moment. A skydancer in her very own way. A breaker of those walls, that inhibit connection. An unchained heart, that wants to strip everyone bare. Her mission is to get real. Real with dreams, life and the universe. Co-creator of the 7 day immersion: NAKED - the Retreat, she and her playmate invite daring souls on a deep dive into themselves.
CRINGEOMETER IS OFF THE CHARTS

>>39405881

You're not hippie enough to get this. I think it's beautiful

That poor featured artist. She probably thought her new portfolio might land her a book cover instead it's used for a web article on a talking vagina.

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>>39405741
>don't call me weird names
>call me yoni

>>39405741
>1 Don't Call Me Any Weird Names
agree
>2 Look At Me More Often
no
>3 Skip The Nickers
I sleep naked anyway when I'm off my period so not a problem
>4 Play With Me More Often!
I highly doubt I could
>5 Open Yourself
no
>6 Let My Waters Flow
it's piss
>7 Speak About Me
"oh hey do you wanna talk about WEIRD SHIT MY PUSSY DOES"
>8 Take Time For Me
this is either new age bullshit or a metaphor for jilling off, if so see 4

>>39407693
Why do people sleep naked? What if someone breaks into your house?

>>39405741
Why that pic for op?

>>39407884
>Why do people sleep naked? What if someone breaks into your house?
then I run screaming and naked at them with my trusty bedside knife

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>The One and Only Clitoris

>>39407693
Basically this. Seems like either obvious or useless advice.

>>39407884
Sleeping naked is comfy.

>>39407917
Holy shit. that is fucking alpha as fuck.
just imagine some dude with a gun running away from some crazy with a butter knife.

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>>39405741
>mfw women are so stupid their only capability to come upon a reasonable thought is through a pussy-reading fucking horoscope

>>39407884

your hips are basically cut off from any sensation all day long because you're wearing underwear. I think it's important (and it feels good) to at least have some tactile stimulation down there everyday.

>>39408461
what if you give tactile stimulation down there five times a day?

>>39408299
>their only capability

talk about being a judgemental manchild

>>39408480

yeah I mean there's the dick but there's all of the rest.

It's like your blankets are cuddling you

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>>39405741
>#1 Don't Call Me Any Weird Names
>#2 Look At Me More Often
>#3 Skip The Nickers
>#4 Play With Me More Often!
>#5 Open Yourself
>#6 Let My Waters Flow
>#7 Speak About Me
>#8 Take Time For Me
>#9 FEED ME SEYMOUR

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>>39408299
As opposed to you reposting other people's memes on a shitposting forum.

>>39408461
What does this even mean?
Oreganno

>>39408480
You should do that anyway. To prevent cervical cancer.

>>39405741
It's all bullshit written "poetically" about masturbation, personal hygiene, etc.

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>>39405741
What were you doing on this site in the first place op?

>>39407693
> tfw you live when your parents and can't sleep naked bc they don't knock the door

>>39408672
This is some cancer fighting I can get behind.

>>39408757
Blankets. Besides, after one or two times they should learn. Or you'll get used to it. I ran around the house naked until I was fourteen so it's fine.

>>39408461
What do your hips have to do with cervical cancer? Why are girls so weird????

>>39408748

facebook link

>>39408757

whatever it's your right to sleep naked man. also they should knock

>>39408969
That was a joke about 'tactile stimulation' five times a day, ie masturbation. It actually does help prevent cervical cancer.

>>39409152
It also stops vaginal dryness, helps elasticity and makes periods finish faster.

>>39409207
And helps with cramping, too. And boredom.

>>39407884
>Why do people sleep naked? What if someone breaks into your house?
If i'm getting robbed, being seen naked isn't my biggest fear. And it takes 2 seconds to throw on a robe and get my baseball bat.

>>39409218
It helps me get through saving putting out for marriage.

>>39409692
Personally it helps me through never getting married.
On a serious note, if you do that for religious reasons, would mutual masturbation with your boyfriend be okay by your rules?

>>39409762
No, intercourse and outercourse won't happen before marriage.

>>39409821
I don't mean them touching you, just sitting next to each other and diddling together.

>>39409851
>I don't mean them touching you, just sitting next to each other and diddling together.
That still counts as outercourse in my books. I don't want to see him naked before our wedding day.

>>39409869
Fair enough. Is that for religious reasons or do you have other reasons?

>>39409898
Both. My family would disown me anyway and I hate sluts.