>mom spotted the semen submarine

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>best friend boarded the tranny train

>>39405417
>dad took away my image files

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>>39405417
>Antagonist found the plot armor

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>>39405417
>dog discovered the dionysian dimple dildo

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>>39405417
>punk poser pilfered Pepe's picture

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>accountant activated the anal apparatus

>>39405417
auntie found the anal appetiser

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>teacher trampled the testicle termite
Im not getting out of this one lads...

>>39406000
Bestest one thus far.

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>pastor found the piss prism

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>cousin considered the crotch conundrum

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>>39405417
>archeology professor penetrated my penal perforation

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>mother made a mechanical metal meathole masher
FUCK

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>mom found the anal automation

>>39406774
shit tier, try harder you fucking gook

>Mom pondered the poop paradox

Am I fucked lads? It won't be long until she solves it.

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>big sister ate the special sputum sandwich
i'm going to jail, aren't I?

>>39406860
i'd suggest asking my archeology professor for help... but he's one nasty son'bish

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>>39405417
>brother bombarded the butthole bunker

No no nooo

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>anon appraises the archeologist's anal analysis

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>Mom fell into the poop chute with poopin prongs

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>Pence found the pee-pee pool

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>fiance found the feces forklift
we were getting married next month
she said she is leaving

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Mom found the didgeripoo