/britfeel/

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I dont know about you lads but I certainty came back this August

>>39405309
At the start of this month, I couldn't do a single pushup. Now I can do still none.

>>39405309
I thought Comeback August wasnt a thing any more? It was Ebin OC and since he had the audacity to ruin an episode of Rick and Morty we'd decided to cast him out and pretend none of his posts ever happened?

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>>39405309
>not Traffic Cops edition
sad!

Joined a union yesterday work is messing us about making us work Saturdays

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Apply for a passport

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>tfw scottish
>england and wales have a lion and a dragon as their national animal
>we have a gay fucking unicorn
>mfw

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Post waifus lads

>>39405369
It started with Ebin but then other anons joined in and it became a general /britfeel/ venture. I've pretty much failed it though, it really should have been comeback 2017. 4 months to go!

>>39405352
Start by being on your knees rather than having your legs stretched out, then you can progress to proper push-ups.

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Would you ever date a single mother lads?

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Remember lads, we are aiming for Successful September not Separation September.

Met a girl at the pub last night lads, apparently her friend told my friend she likes me.
Should I message her? Moving away for uni in a month and I wouldn't know what to say anyway

>>39405470
Wow that 7 year old has really good handwriting

>>39405309
i don't care lad
>>39405366
shitone where abouts are you lad also metal gear at 9 bet your pretty sneaky

>>39405480
Nah don't bother. If she likes you, she should have messaged you.

>>39405504
She's the girl so he has to take the initiative


...is what normies think

>>39405399
fuck you fag this place is ubercomfy with you and your trips begone

>>39405480
>apparently her friend told my friend she likes me.


FFS.... I hope you were having a coke and a packet of crisps while mummy and daddy had a drink.

>>39405480
Women are shit, don't do anything

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>>39405440
>we have a gay fucking unicorn

I thought your national animal was mel gibson?

>>39405521
Report it for advertising.

>>39405470
That 7 year old's name? Albert Einstein.

>>39405470
if the kid was white i might

>>39405478
who's separating
i'll give successful September a go, i'll aim for less fuck ups than most months

>>39405535
They're all national animals, the dumb jocks

>>39405470
>Having an imaginary son with a stranger who winked at you 7 years ago
she is more robot than any of us

>>39405504
You give solid advice, cheers.
>>39405525
Not sure why that's the weird bit, we walked them home, me and her walked ahead while our friends were back behind when he told my friend

>>39405572
This, she's clearly just bullshitting. That's not the handwriting of a 7 year old.

>>39405572
Well I've never had a stranger wink at me so that's bullshit

>>39405543
The thread is.
I'll be joining you with trying to make some improvements and be a success this September.

>>39405538
Nice reddit meme ;)

>>39405561
dunno what your on about lad and it's called bants

>>39405470
that kid is a massive gaylord. i hope he gets bullied.

>>39405399
everyone fucking off to 8 chan is what made this place what it is today.
or was in its heyday

>>39405596
Agreed, we need more bullying if I'm honest. Root out the fags.

>>39405576
>Not sure why that's the weird bit, we walked them home, me and her walked ahead while our friends were back behind when he told my friend

It's not if you're 13.

I wish he wasnt gone lads. I wish I wasnt lad over the death of some crazy meathead I never met.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1kd0IZjEFw

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>random woman has turned up
>mum is talking to her about me

What do you think is about to happen to me?

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>>39405586
>Nice reddit meme
Thanks friend, have some gold ;)

>>39405626

Don't you get slapped about enough young fellow my lad?

>>39405639
what are they saying?
if they ask to come into your room dive out the window and run lad, never look back

>>39405639
Time to go innawoods anon

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>My momma was raised in the era when
>Clean water was only served to the fairer skin
>Doin' clothes you would have thought I had help
>But they wasn't satisfied unless I picked the cotton myself
>You see it's broke nigga racism
>That's that "Don't touch anything in the store"
>And it's rich nigga racism
>That's that "Come in, please buy more"
>"What you want, a Bentley? Fur coat? A diamond chain?
>All you blacks want all the same things"
>Used to only be niggas, now everybody playin'
>Spendin' everything on Alexander Wang
>New Slaves

>>39405639
Police? Therapist? Doctor?

>>39405664
>>39405666
>>39405683
Sounds like she's talking about how I was back in school even though I left over 7 years ago.

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>>39405674
Should've used this image my African fren

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>>39405644
>Reddit is oblivious ugly fatties with who like dumb jokes and being nice to each other
>/r9k/ is full of autistic twats who bully and ruin anyone who is capable of proper banter or spoils tv shows
haha we sure are superior

Last train lads until Birmingham some random lady is screaming at her kids and there's too many black people here.

>>39405713
Is the lady and her screaming kids black also?

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>>39405689
>>39405710
Saved thanks frens

>>39405596
>>39405626
>we need more bullying
I agree, early and often!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc2_rSysXws

>>39405712
Why are you salty fags still mad about Ebin spoiling your gay tv show? If you cared that much you wouldn't have looked at the internet before watching the newest episode

>>39405724
Nope some overweight single mum, she just burst into the carriage and screamed 'not funny' this random posh looking lady gave her a funny look

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>>39405674
>Black on black lies is worse than black on black crime
>The Jews share their truth on how to make a dime
>Most black men couldn't balance a checkbook
>But buy a new car, talkin' 'bout "how my neck look?"
>Well... it all looks great
>Four hundred years later, we buyin' our own chains

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>>39405644
emojithinkingface

>>39405738
>Why are you salty fags still mad

It's just a few genuine spergs and the mouth breathing dross from /pol/

>>39405738
>you
I wasnt bothered by it in the slightest. I'm taking the piss out of people who mock Reddit when this place is clearly full of worse people.

>>39405638
This one got me right in the feels. Most people just saw him as a big joke but he was more than that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW5QPjfJ7Vo

>>39405762
Lad, Stop trying to stir shit up.

>>39405764
>tfw big lenny will die in your lifetime

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>tfw complete social autist
>can barely speak to people
>start to sweat and stutter whenever speaking to a girl
>I pretend to not care and pretend to be uninterested in things so people don't talk to me
I hate it lads.

>>39405756
why is her arse on the front?
>>39405762
we're both a bunch of screaming queens, but we differ in what we scream about

>>39405770
Sorry, forgot this is a safe space btw soylet green is people

>>39405775
Why not try and talk to people more often? Do a phone call with someone till it becomes more comfortable etc.

>>39405713
i stopped at the birmingham train station once all the black people seemed nice, one even gave me a cheeky nod while i was smoking a joint outside, then this creepy white bum was hanging around kept trying to talk with us, i finished the joint a flick it he go's and picks it up
and starts smoking it, was fucking roach.

>>39405770
>It's stirring shit up if it hurts my fee fees
Post your waifu and cheer up you mong

>>39405794
who can you call to just practice talking to people with? the samaritans?

>>39405794
I can talk to people over the phone, it's just when I'm actually there physically talking to them I sperg out.

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>>39405773
NO NO BIG LENNY WILL NEVER DIE

look at the sparkle in his eye here...he's such an interesting character. Reminds me a bit of Ebin with the delusion and awful living environment

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Fucking cycling back from the shops some bint, who clearly had not seen the news, just walked out in front of me while looking the complete opposite way.

I bet if I had killed her I'd be blamed too.

A pedestrian should forfeit all rights to not be run over when they cross the road not at an approved crossing point.

My friend got his results back for his STI test. He came up negative for everything

>>39405812
Isn't there websites you can talk to randoms? Probably one to allow you to do voice calls.

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>>39405309
Get ready for surprise surprise September, chucks

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>>39405775
I know that feel desu

who /redface/ here? Every single conversation I attempt (unless it's with family) I end up blushing really badly. Imagine how girls would react if they went on a date with me, their pussies would dry up more than the Sahara

>ebin has to come back and shit the thread up anonymously
Go away kyle

>>39405775
>immediately turn blood red
I can sorta hide my autism but I can't hide my fucking face flushing

>>39405835
Is he going in to porn or did he have a scare?

>>39405833
stfu you bike fags are the real danger on the roads

>>39405833
Cyclists should be wary of all dangers on the street as a driver would be and be prepared to act on them.

>>39405817
im hoping that whatever concoction of chemicals he puts into his body has made him immortal, but stuff like his bloated stomach and facial twitching has me worried hes not got long

>>39405843
>implying some wouldn't find it extremely cute

>>39405854
We are, but if I was a car and ran her over you can bet I wouldn't be in trouble.

fuck it, teatime roll
odds Chinese
evens curry

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>>39405674
>>39405748
>I fantasized about this back in Chicago
>Mercy mercy me, that Murcielago
>That's me, the first year that I blow
>How you say broke in Spanish? Me no hablo
>Me drown sorrow in that Diablo
>Me found bravery in my bravado
>DJs need to listen to the models
>You ain't got no fuckin Yeezy in your Serato?
>"You ain't got no Yeezy nigga?"
>Stupid, but what the hell do I know?
>I'm just a Chi town nigga with a Nas flow
>And my chick in that new Phoebe Philo
>So much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow

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>>39405840
fuck off to cripplchan, no one else reply to this mong, starve them of (you)'s

>>39405833
i notice tons of people who move but dont look in the same direction. its really stupid. i make no effort to move out of the way, if they walk into me then they should learn to look where they are going.

>>39405849
I sent a picture of a chlamydia poster I saw for some banter. After that he got worried because he suspected his ex gf of sleeping around.

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>>39405764
He just wanted us all the make it.

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>>39405876
surprise surprise 173

>>39405876
All he needed was one, you gave him it.

>>39405840

I hope there's a lorra lorra it!

>>39405858
I can't imagine many would desu, they want the guy to be dominant and confident, what would a shy blushing autist do for them. Sad thing is I'm fairly attractive, /fit/ and have a decent cock
>tfw could have been a chad

>>39405896

Moar Chuck!

>>39405843
have you tried taking a deep breath when it happens? you can learn to do it discretely and the face heat goes away within seconds.

>>39405817
>lives in absolutle squalor
>obsessed with an actress he's never met
>fucks trannies
>hates cookie cutters/normies
>doesnt give a fuck what other people say and just wants to live his own way
100% /ourguy/

>>39405896
Never ceases to surprise me tbhquwuchuck

>>39405876
>ebin died for this
awful

>>39405910
This is what I've realised far too late, the blushing usually happens because I subconsciously hold my breath when I'm in an awkward situation or get nervous. I'll need to remind myself to take deep breaths from now on, thanks

>>39405898
It was a matter of time till one anon done it,thought might aswell get one in and warn others not to.

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Proper craving a custard cream lads. I shouldn't. I've managed to not eat anything sugary for the past week or so.

>>39405927
Cum in my church trousers again, lad

>>39405938
Yeah lad I'm sure one custard cream is gonna kill you

>>39405937
Shouldn't even bother desu. The longer without a (you) the less chance of a (you)

Should have just posted something different to attract the (you)s away.

>>39405938
no sugary treats for a week? quite a feat in the modern age, well done lad.

>>39405949
Shut up faggot this is why people fail
>>39405938
Tell that biscuit bitch to fuck off lad. You dont need it.

Just done a poo lads, really smelly TBQHWY

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I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish
I'll be your fantasy
I'll be your hope, I'll be your love
Be everything that you need
I'll love you more with every breath
Truly, madly, deeply do

I will be strong, I will be faithful
Cause I'm counting on
A new beginning, a reason for living
A deeper meaning, yeah

I want to stand with you on a mountain
I want to bathe with you in the sea
I want to lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me

>>39405876
Out of the loop here, what's wrong with this shitty gimmick trip apart from being exactly that

>>39405884
I was descending a hill earlier today at about 35 miles per hour when a group of people just started crossing the road in front of me. They even saw me.
I didn't stop but continued (as I have right of way) and just weaved through them at 35mph.

Did they really expect me to stop or something?
And I bet if I had hit someone I'd have been blamed because the cyclist is always the bad guy, even though pedestrians don't have right of way on roads.

>>39405927
>ebin died
Really? That's fantastic news!

>>39405949
None in the house anyway.

>>39405963
Should probably make a brew instead.

>>39405962
I'm not too sure if you are being sarcastic or not.

>>39405949
It's about the principle you idiot. He needs to learn self-control

>>39405938
Good lad, stay strong.

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>>39405309
tfw frog and feels thread is a pol shitfest full of self loathing idiots

>>39405971
>shitty gimmick trip
and a traitor to boot all the trips left for 8ch

>>39405963
If a single (1) custard cream makes you relapse on your diet, you were never going to make it anyways. Everyone has a cheat day for a reason

>>39406002
>all the trips left for 8ch
This is the best thing to ever happen to /britfeel/

>>39405938
>whole bag of maryland cookies right on my desk
>could devour the bag quicker than matt stonie
>don't
exercise that willpower, faget

>>39405988
Proud of you lad, don't give in.

>>39406003
the concept of a cheat day is bogus

want a biscuit? have a biscuit
count it, log it, then you're not 'cheating' anything

>>39405997
shut up about /pol/ you sound like so /qa/ fag

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>>39405966
Where was it on the official poo chart lad?

>>39406045

Was too smelly to look, I had to wipe like 5 times.

>>39405938
A custard cream is what? 50 calories? Just have one you faggot, jesus have two. 100 calories isn't going to make a difference if the rest of your diet is good

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>>39406003
That's right. Have a custard cream. And hey, if you're going to have a biscuict you might as well have a a whole cheat day. And if you're going to have a cheat day you might as well make the most of it and order a large pizza and a couple of litres of original coke

>>39405970
>posting lyrics from a degenerate fag
I mean sure, the song might be nice, but just picture him going backstage after performing and getting gang fucked by a dozen dudes he's never even met. That's how gays are dude.

>>39406045
My poo's are always diarrhea or very sticky that gets everywhere and requires a shower to wash off.

>>39406008
Yep it is and all their orbiters, if you see any trips returning tell them to fuck off, but don't give them (you)'s also anyone defending trips is most likey one being anon.

>>39406084
>the virgin shower
>not the chad scoop

Ebin really was onto something

>>39406078
>picture him going backstage after performing and getting gang fucked by a dozen dudes he's never even met.

Sounds great TBQH lad.

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Not sure if this is cool or autistic lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GASRvdpoxx4

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>>39405938
This plate is your fate

original

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>>39406106
some french cuckmobile what do you think

>>39406061
I can't even fathom not looking at my poo, it gives you a lot of information.

>>39406084
So Type 6/7? You need to sort your diet out lad. Mine are either 4 or 5, only takes 5-10 minutes and they never leave marks on the toilet

started "cooking" for myself, mostly boiling noodles then adding stuff like veg, mushrooms, meat etc but it's quite satisfying

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>>39405989
>>39406016
>>39406032
Thank you lads. Hope you also don't smash those cookies in a minute.

>>39406003
>>39406064
I'm not on a diet. Just prefer trying to avoid stuffing my face with a ton of sugar.

>>39406065
Chuckled.

>>39406118
Seems a bit too soupy.


Decided to have that brew anyway. Biscuit craving is gone. Glad to see it brought such a discussion

>>39406136
>I can't even fathom not looking at my poo, it gives you a lot of information.

But it was SO smelly lad, I think it might have been the smelliest poo ever.

>>39406106
it's French so it's gay proper gay

>>39406045
When I was on codeine my shit was always Type 1. You'd think they wouldnt be so bad because of how small they are but they really struggle to come out and ended up making my anus bleed

>>39406149
unikely, they've been there for weeks
problem is I keep saying
>I'd like a cookie, but I'm doing well today and don't want to ruin it
so there they shall remain

>>39405470
>7 year old tells his mam she's slaying
doesn't slaying mean getting laid a lot?

>>39406149
You know what would be amazing with that brew lad? A custard cream to dunk

>>39405988
no sarcasm lad. sweets, choc and biccies are very pervasive in our culture. some people can eat whole packs of stuff without realising. i imagine i'd have a hard time doing it.

This is a good thread. I'm proud of you, lads.

Best Sam Hyde video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D475tUzbodk

>>39406169
>Slaying is the act of having sex with little to no emotional attachment. Slaying for the joy of slaying.
Also a male can hit the town with the intent of 'slaying bitches' which means he wants to smash up a stray and have no repercussions.
>7 year old tells his mam shes a thot
>she posts it on social media

>>39406185
you can fuck off. We over at infinitychan hate your kind. What you've done to ebin was beyond cruel, and we are very unhappy about it.

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>>39406185
good game, good game 4

I want to learn to drive but I'm to scared

>>39405352
I started with 10 normal pushups. Progressed to 6/8/10/8/6 with 30 secs rest.
Progressed to 3x10 with 45 secs rest.
Now im at 3x12 inclined pushups (30-40 cm) with 1 min rest.

If i go all out i can do about 30 in a go.

Keep at it anon. My only problem is i dont eat enough. While my triceps/delts have gotten firmier, i havent put on much size.

>>39406157

I was in France yesterday, pretty fucking depressed to be back really.

>>39406168
Consider them motivation in that case lad. Keep at it.

>>39406176
You wouldn't be wrong desu. Would go down a right treat.

>>39406184
Aye. That's why I wanted to avoid the custard creams. Probably be a few, not just one. I've eaten full packs without realise in the past.

>>39406199
then stfu about him then it's what he wants

>>39406199
If you're on the other /britfeel/ why are you
>here
>caring about what I think of this thread

>>39406223

He's a pretty based dude though, assraping the GOTfags was genius.

>>39406238
no he wasn't my dude
fuck off ebin

>thread gets comfy
>suddenly it goes back to the shit from yesterday

ffs lads. ignore the bait.

>>39406247

aw come on, he's one of the top guys in /britfeel/

better than that faggot that thinks the Muslims are coming to rape his virgin ass.

>>39406149
Nice looking brew, anon
Probably gonna try and do what you're doing, myself, my body works like shit so a diet change couldn't hurt

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Did I make the right decision?

>>39406199
The 'subtle' falseflag on play

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Evening lads.
Where's Crossword Puzzle anon? reeeeeeee!
>>39405441
I'm sure you can do it lad. We all have potential to be /Comeback August/ successes.
>>39405843
>be results day
>qt lass comes up
>taken by surprise as she whips around engaging this sudden chat
>pretty sure I went superblush mode
I've literally deteriorated my progress from where I left off in June, although tbf I wasn't ready. I don't want to be like this

Posted

>>39406264
>aw come on, he's one of the top guys in /britfeel/

orbiter detected my last (you) to you
pube was better 2bh

>>39406199
Stay over there then instead of obsessing over here then you silly cunt

>>39406283
he might have been part of the exodus. RIP crossword anon

>>39406283
STFU about crossword anon
/britfeel/ crosswords are shit
cube tier

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>>39406238
>all those tendies hitting the floor

just let myself get pounded by a man I just met in an underpass, AMA.

>>39406307
good take the faggy waifu poster with you

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>"Due to an incident this morning where one of the computers had had it's keyboard language changed to Chinese, we remind everyone that no settings are to be changed unless by the IT department".

Any off you lads work in IT? Why are you all so autistic about shit like this?
Command + Space to change the keyboard language back to English, was that so difficult?

Sometimes I need to send emails in Chinese.

>>39406330
ebin isn't a man

>>39406266
Thank you lad.
I wish I had the motivation to even got for a walk around the area but I never do.
At least avoiding the usual junk food helps to an extent.

Good luck with it though, hope it goes well.

>>39406320
your mums shit. but still bangable tier
>>39406335
eh?

>>39406307
Nah, he was here earlier - I just want to get the content in my hands ready to see how it looks in the little project.
>>39406320
I guess we will just have to see, makes sense for it to be an addition to a newspaper/newsletter though.

>>39406330
Was it the ghost of George Michael PBUH?

>>39406330
Why do you refer to fags as having a 'community' when this kind of shit is commonplace?

>>39406238
by revealing something that the show LITERALLY already revealed last season?

Yea, totally a spoiler that was

>>39406375
ah so he's an idiot then. he seemed pretty triumphant about it.

>>39406356
noice comeback kid
did you buy a cube to please your trip

>When you realize the anti-ebin spammer is one person who's still butthurt over the GoT spoiler

you can tell by his typing style, pathetic desu. Not to mention what you did to him was borderline criminal and certainly cyber-bullying. Some of you should actually be ashamed over what you did.

>>39406375

Glad you agree anon. Ebin is /britfeel/s top dog. How can other posters even compete?

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>>39405441
Posting.

Kinda weird that there's no anime I've watched from the past few seasons.

>>39406190
https://youtu.be/j9Tuz4tp0a0

>>39406389
Yea, he keeps spamming about "beating them" for some reason, despite everyone already knowing because the show already told us (bookfags more or less knew literally 20 years ago, but wasn't confirmed)

No one actually gave a fuck lol

>>39406398
nope your mum got me 1 for services rendered

TRIPS OUT

TRIP ORBITERS OUT

>>39406432
check these trips instead you massive donger

>>39406423
>No one actually gave a fuck lol
Yet you gave him 10 (yous) ;)

Why do 'anons' love certain waifuposters but want others to fuck off to another thread. Don't tell me there is a clique..

>>39406439
Least we're not a paedophile, with a spastic speech impediment who has been doxxed.

Teehee~ We win :)

>>39406410
>>39406411
>>39406437
look guys trips going anon they still ruin threads they can't help it

>>39406423

Yet the weeping and wailing of the bleeding arse spergs continues to today.

Ebin buttfucked this thread, he cucked everyone in it and is the top poster by a distance.

>>39406451
Some of them (like 3 in total) are nice people. The rest are cunts.

>WAAHHHH WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE NICE PEOPLE AND HATE CUNTS

Fucking idiot

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST! r

>>39406451
Almost like some shit up the thread and others don't
Not a hard concept lad. Go back to your tripfag thread on infinity chan instead of shit stirring here

>>39406423
>No one actually gave a fuck lol
>this rewriting of history
you can go into the archieves right now and see what a shitstorm it caused.

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>>39406465
Trip back on, tilde
This is the only response you warrant.

>>39406271
>Did I make the right decision?
Absolutely not, you could have made your own food that would be healthier and for a fraction of the price

>>39406465
>I'm a paedophile who sounds like a spakker and everyone knows my name and address
>B-but, I-i s-still w-win

Teehee~

Hey men, what's a good way to pick up white women for fun times?

oh look ebins back

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>>39406454
>We win
y-yeah look at this loser

browsing /britfeel/ at 165hz is glorious laddies

only set me back 340 quidies too

Starting to realise how the day threads have so many underage kids or at least late teens who are completely childish, hopefully they go away on the approaching school season so we can be /mature/

>>39406486

Wipe Ebin's spunk from your bum hole frog poster.
He's your daddy.

>>39406498
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FMteNgzY9K

teehee~

>>39406492
>>39406454
There is zero evidence he's a pedo. His waifu had enourmous tits ffs

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>>39406498
>tfw Chad comes out on top again
EVEN FUCKING HERE?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39406486
>>39406492
stop replying to this tard

>>39406522

Ebin's seed still dribbling down your leg...... ROTFLMBO

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>>39406504
you migrated yet lad? i think the time of /britfeel/'s long term lads is over. it is full of underage norms and it's terrible.

>>39406514
>getting worked into a seething rage by Based Ebin
Half pf his posts were playing up to the 'Ebin' character. Kyle himself is a lot smarter and capable than anyone gave him credit for.

>>39406514
AYYY HE'S FUCKING BACK

fantastic lad, guess you saw the threads yesterday where we all realised you are basically a chad, or at least have chad looks. haha, that's made this thread!

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>>39406520
>Chad
kek he is failed average normie this pic is damaged control look at the state of him here

>>39406551
Careful. Wouldn't want another "planned tantrum" now would we

teehee~

I'm sorry for saying this was a good thread, lads. It wasn't supposed to end like this.

All of you stop fucking talking about him now, on both sides.
Take your tripfag discussion to 8ch, that was the outcome of this.

>>39406562
Clearly not someone baiting. Ebins gone and left you to your "comfy" thread. By the looks of it he isn't missing a lot

>>39406567
>>39406564
ebin you look soooo sexy in this pic tbqh

>>39406567
that is actually a good point.
don't wind him up lads, it's his mums laptop if he breaks that he'll be grounded for life

>>39406564
That pic is 4 years old and he's clearly miserable as fuck to be dragged along to a wedding. Lets see some pics of you.

>>39406538
>>39406504
Begone then, go to the trip circlejerk this thread and the thread before it were comfy af.

>>39406190
>>39406417
/prophetic/

sad to see him here before he got justed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ6W0tbWkgo

>>39406588
I know right, what a literal 9/10! with what his virgin stance, bad posture, speech impediment, salad fingers and loose skin from being an ex-fatty.

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>>39406538
I have. I still have hope in this thread though, and hopefully they filter out before long - we must simply do our best to also starve them of (You)'s.
The battle will be long and arduous, increasing in intensity as their desire for (You)'s increases but we will starve them out, god wills it.

bloody mum's done something with the nail clippers

my finger nails are too long!!!

>>39406588
>>39406599
damaged control
SAD!
i don't post my pic's on /britfeel/ this isn't soc

>>39406471
Ah yes. Funny how it's always saku/len and their little buddy nypmh. Very interesting.

>people on /r9k/ of all places mocking someone's looks
this really is a normie gneral now isnt it?

Saw a guy with a tattoo that said "Fiona" right across his forehead while I was out lads, the absolute fucking state of some people

>>39406498
Absolute chad tier. I want to suck his phimosis willy right now!

How his his voice so different to his looks though?

>>39406564
>Taller than everybody in the picture
>Good haircut
>Nice jawline
>Well dressed

s-state of h-him here

>>39406626
>funny how it's the people who aren't utter spastics. Very interesting

Yea, you're correct

>Inb4 sakulard leaves some very angry comments on blogs tonight

>>39406623
>I-I dont post pics on here because I like to follow the rules I'm a 9/10 chad and so much more successful than Ebin I swear!

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>>39406613
THIS my templar brother /britfeel/ till i die

>>39406627
>he cant handle the banter

yank detected

>>39406562
That vocaroo is a week old lad, keep up with your britfeel lore

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Well polished off that brew. Biscuit craving is gone.

>>39406652
> so much more successful than Ebin

A 24 year old NEET who can't speak properly, who never showers and has to literally take his fucking mother to get a haircut.

Everyone is more successful here

>>39406645
>inb4 there continues to be absolutely no proof for that and ebin continues to false flag as if anyone will believe him

>>39406583
All it took was one spastic to mention him and then all the other spastics came out from hiding

>this all kicked off around 5pm
Think Ebin was right about the wagies getting off work and shitting up the thread. What sad lives they must lead

>>39406587
This is dull as fuck, can we get some drama or something...

>Muh comfy

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For fuck's sake, lads, this thread was doing so well.

>>39406658
>Ebin is the king of banter
>routinely makes normie faggots rage
>only way they can respond is by doxxing him and insulting his family and looks
y-yeah it's Ebin who cant handle the banter haha

>>39406674
>I-It's all ebin he's the big baddie me and my two circeljerkers are pure!

Tell me what you have done today lad.

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>>39406641
>beta hunch
>udgy side profile
>pointy chin
>arms longer than his legs
>fingers longer than his feet
>king of manlets

pure qt chad amiright guys

>>39406692
i was talking to you lad, why do you have to make everything about him?

>>39406673
The most 'sucsessful' posters are britnormie and Shipanon and both are fans of ebin. Weird that.

>>39406677
Yeah, what sad lives, having jobs and being vaguely functioning humans, we should all be more like Ebin

>>39406687
Narcissists and their enablers ruin every community they come into contact with

>>39406692
>spergs out LITERALLY MONTHS because he loved someone and they didn't love him back
>destroyed his computer because he can't handle the bants
>shitposts here 12 hours a day because no life

What a lad

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>already referring to the place he spent years happily posting in as 1/2chan

>referring to this site as 1/2chan despite the fact he'll be back posting here in a few weeks

ishiggydiggy

>>39406627
You just know all the people mocking Ebin look worse than him, he's chad tier. They need something to make themselves feel better about their sad lives, I can picture them right now:
>dead end retail job
>already balding in their 20s
>fat
>tiny cock
h-haha ebin looks like such a freak right guys?!

>>39406694
Give me a single piece of evidence to the contrary

>>39406698
BRUTAL!! lad

>>39406703
Shipanon has become a proper pathetic little turd recently. Britnormie has always been a mong.

>>39406696
got up late
had some cereal
planned a 10km walk
did 5km
had a turkey butty

going to have some pineapple jelly
then get ready for work
then go
then play guitar hero until I'm tired

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>>39406630
Maybe Fiona is just his waifu

>>39406698
Haha, fucking bang on

>>39406702
Wait, you're saying I cant handle the banter? I post here all day everyday probably less than 10% of my posts are about ebin or other personalities. I just prefer him to the underage twats who dont realise Ebin represents this board better than some tard whinning about pakis or not getting into Cambridge.

Right I'm at Birmingham lads give me all your strength will report back tomorrow.

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8ch dot net/britishfeels/

For the lads who miss Ebin, go say hi to him there.

>>39406761
Ganbatte! You eat that ass, lad!

>>39406711
>shitposts here 12 hours a day because no life
Ha what a loser
Crying-Mask-Wojak.JPG

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>>39406674
>absolutely no proof
Not him but Saku admitted it.
Full thread for context. https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/39155903/#39157256
It's not all 'orbiters' fighting this mess it's the lads involved.

>>39406765
>For the lads who miss Ebin
The only such people here are the ones that went with him and are back purely to shitpost.

>>39406741
How come you only did 5km?

>>39406674
Saku literally admitted it himself in this thread 2 weeks ago you spastic. Go suck his cock some more

>>39406765
pathetic, you got what you wanted. A tilde and ebin free thread and all you do is talk about them and obsess

>>39406787
lazy, took the short route home

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Lads am going to catfish dom top gay guys, on mutiple gay hookup sites and use ebins pic and his location and say i have a rape fetish.
mfw he gets raped

>>39406724
link lad?

original

>>39406735
>Shipanon has become a proper pathetic little turd recently.
What? He's the best poster here by a mile. All he does is produce OC, memes and nice chats.

>>39406800
I was just directing the lads who might have missed him. I figured they would at least want to say hi to him.

>>39406783
cheers for posting that lad I told despairanon I'd give him proof of that but forgot kek

>>39406708
>yeah what sad lives
Well they're the ones who seem to be obsessed with Ebin despite having jobs and so called functional lives. That sounds pretty pathetic to me

>>39406806
And i hope you're using a proxy because your crossing a criminal line again. Let it go.

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>>39406806
dew it lad fucking dew it
mfw trips get raped

>>39406783
No way of telling that's saku and not just some anon, but I'll admit that's one of the pitfalls of this entire situation

>>39406796
Literally never seen that screenshot before despite constantly asking Ebin and co for it, you shithead.

>>39406806
I really want to tell you to not do it. But alternatively I really want to see his profile on Grindr.

>>39406805
So where you working then?

>>39406811
Shippy never pubicly said he prefered ebin to the other group before. Now it's confirmed he's also cancer now.

>>39406760
> I just prefer him to the underage twats who dont realise Ebin represents this board better than some tard whinning about pakis or not getting into Cambridge.

The fucking state of you. What the hell happened to you? How have you missed the months of shitposting by that little cunt and his vomit-boyfriend? Well, you haven't, but you clearly don't give a fuck about the impact they've had because you've resorted to whining about "underage" people now (can't fucking believe you fell for that Ebin invented bullshit by the way) Next you'll be blaming waifuposters and "normies"

Fuck sake

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Got into an argument/debate about Notting Hill carnival with my negress flatmate. She's saying it's a beautiful display of exotic culture, that daggering is entirely non-sexual, and that brits need to let minorities have 'spaces' to practice their culture in the UK because of colonialism.
I'm not making this shit up, she's 100% serious. This is a woman who's having the entirety of her PhD in 'Post-Colonial Dialogue' funded by the taxpayer.

Pic related.

>>39406827
vpn and a proxy site

>>39406832
>No way of telling that's saku and not just some anon
I linked the full thread for context lad. Saku was posting around that time, was quoted, then answered. If it was bullshit from an anon he'd call them out on it like he has many times before.

>>39406806
>>39406831
Because he spoiled GoT? He's gone and your obsession will only bring him back with more vigor. You either want him or you don't, and its obvious you want him here

>>39406855
Back to /b/ you go young summerchild, I'm sure sixth form is starting again and you'll be able to tell your friends about your epic dox. I'm sure they'll find it funny

>>39406858
Why do you keep thinking it's about a tv show and not cause he is an insufferable twat who admitting to shitting up multiple threads on purpose?

>>39406783
Saku here, I am the one who doxxed ebin
You'll just have to take my word that I'm actually him though

>>39406858
Nah i don't care about g.o.t, this is for being a cancerous trip and making fun of my waifu.

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>mum talking to acquaintance about her autistic son moving up to secondary school
>she went through it all with me and is giving advice
>the kid is in the room
>mum asked what I thought about school
>say I hated every minute of it
>got told to shut up and go away

Why should I lie about something like that? The kid is in for a horrible few years and I don't see the need to sugar coat it. He's crying now but it'll better prepare him for the next 5 years.

>>39406784

He's an excellent poster and a genuine wit.

all thats left here now are the vegetables who spend their lives hiding under the table because there's Asian kids playing in the street.

L-lads let's take a little break from all this

What's the best british sketch show and why is it Jam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEacGiMO3K0

>>39406885
I'm also Saku and Poleaboo is one of my characters.

>>39406783
Len here, I am the one who doxxed ebin
You'll just have to take my word that I'm actually him though

>>39406844
try and redpill her with based farage videos

>>39406204
how long did that progression take?

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>playing Oblivion
>enter an Oblivion gate
>get near the end
>die to some bullshit
>latest save is from an hour ago
>mfw the message while the save is loading up is: "Save Often. The Planes of Oblivion are a dangerous place."
OH NO FUCKING REALLY? WOW FUMING

>>39406203
do it now or soon you'll have to go on the motorway in your test

>>39406617
You got scissors at hand pal? They work just as well

>>39406882
And hes gone and you can do nothing but shit the thread up on purpose with a ridiculous dox? He would have been gone for good but you just had to dox him and make threats against him to bring it all back up

>>39406904
that kid limmy's show

>>39406857
Had a look over it, didn't see Saku quoted but fair enough, everything else you've said's true so that's the best we can get given the fact he's not a tripfag.
If I see him again I'll show him that archive and ask if it's actually him, but honestly I couldn't give half a shit about Saku, I just think Ebin's a cunt for a variety of reasons, the constant deflection of any criticism of him by bringing up Saku being one of them.

>>39406501

What's the difference between browsing a static image at 50hz vs 165hz

>>39406806
Lad do to for the meme's fuck him and the other trips they ruined /britfeel/, even now they post here as anons and stir shit up.

>>39406885
>>39406907
>Exactly a minute between the posts.
Sorry lad if I upset you and you were foolish enough to pick sides in this petty drama but Saku admitted it himself. Just ask him next time he posts,.

give me instruction sets to your favourite 3x3 patterns lads

>>39406677
It's a wagie from imfinity chan then because they're the ones shit stirring about this thread

>>39406923
my favourite game of all time desu, i have like infinite hours but might have myself another playthrough
fuck the planes of oblivion though, dremora lords and their scamps are absolute cunts

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>>39406657
normals OUT
RIGHT
NOW

>>39406844
You better not be one of them racialists lad

>>39406945
Funny that happened but I'm only Saku, it's literally me
Memes aside I haven't sided with Saku, just against Ebin

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EBIN begone and take your faggy cpchan orbiters with you or ill make you the 1 number bitchboi in your area.

>>39406920
I'm a bit further to the right than farage lad

>>39406963
*blushes*

>>39406935
There was literally nothing there to suggest he made the post. It's clearly mouldycunt or vomitboy being a dickhead as usual. They've impersonated him multiple times before

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Who invented the skip? 1

>Ebin leaves
>What should we talk about?
>We should continue discussing ebin and posting his picture

>>39406985
Tbf it is pretty funny but I do wish they would choose something different.

>>39406958
It's my first time playing it. Think I'm about 50 hours in and it's my second Oblivion gate. It's pretty gud, though not without its trademark Elder Scrolls annoyances.

I died to one of those sodding bouncing betty things. By the time I saw it coming it was too late. I was literally about to chug a health potion as well

>>39406835

I've always been pro-ebin, but I never took 'sides' or attacked any of his suspected enemies, although last night was beyond the pale

>>39406771
Thank you anon this station is so strange everything is underground

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>>39405440
Fuck up nig we got the rampart lion don't we ?

>>39406982
Makita cordless power drill

>>39406985
more like
>Ebin doesn't trip
>He lurks
>Stirs shit up

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Leaving /britfeel/ for awhile inb4 'hurr no one cares faggot' I've posted here pretty much 8-12 hours a day everyday but all the doxxing and arguing is just too much for me. Maybe I'm just too old for that shit but I outgrew /b years ago. I'll check back in occasionally or if I finally finish watching the Twilight Zone and want to talk about it.

>>39406935
>I'll show him that archive and ask if it's actually him
That's all you've got to do lad, I doubt Saku's the type to try to back out of the admission. Cheers for looking at it objectively instead of like some posters here still stuck in Team Ebin/Team Saku mode.

>>39406979
Have you tried bringing up Enoch Powell? How did/would she react?

talk to her about the risks of tribalism and the violence in india sparked by multi-ethnic or religious mixing. Just last week Sikhs were chimping out because their head guru was a rapist

Life goals; do you still have them or have you given up on happiness ?

>>39407000
>first time playing

damn my man you are in for a good ride, what play style are you going with? i always play a mage and do the mages guild first

>>39406698
right on the money m8
>>39406806
If you don't i will you devilish bhoy

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>>39407024
>Maybe I'm just too old for that shit

>>39407032
What's even the point? So we can be alone in middle age but in a nicer flat?

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>>39407024
good, take your 3D pigwoman with you

Just wanted to say I've found Ebins house. Then again I doubt I'm the first.

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>>39407026

Enoch was incredibly based in so many areas academically

>>39406928
>that kid
The guy's in his 40s at least but yeah Limmy's Show is good. Dee Dee is /ourguy/

Just don't think it's on the level of Jam or Chris Morris

>>39407070
Now all we need is a flyer, with his picture, name, address and the stamp "paedophile"

Filey is a small town. Word would get around.

>>39407024
Try eight chan it's better imho
Not spam ffs

>>39407070
why? why are you bothering anymore?

I was out on a bike ride so I couldn't reply to army bro. Great job on your run, saw the stats you posted in the last thread.