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Should reduce my coke intake tbqh, a bit addicted to it.

I want a 12" pizza, a box of cheesy chips and a box of mozzarella sticks with BBQ dip right NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KEK remember shitty rubiks cube meme the trips tried to start with their oribiter's, who fell for it.
>>39400867

frizzy or powdered

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>>39400905
>frizzy or powdered
Heh, mah mate, I meant the carbonated drink. Not a junkie.

I wanna go back to sleep but I'm hungry af.

>>39400925
Get the diet one and you are a junkie 2bh just a carbonated cancer one, i suggest getting a blender and making your own smoothies

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originally cat pucci blox

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W-W-W-WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

>shipanon only befriended ebin in an attempt to get his dox. the casino trip was all a ploy to get more information on him.

>when shippy got bored of this plan he put extra time into finding ebins doxx. He also may have conspired with tilde to this end.

>Meanwhile Len and co are said to be ecstatic over recent developments and are keeping a close eye on the thread.

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>>39400952
Eh I'm just thinking of just drinking still water, some tea as well from time to time, maybe sparkling water in occassions. Just wanna heavily reduce the carb shit in general.

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Lads i got tildes facepic

>>39400986
>Tilde leaving Ebin for Shippy
Could be the event of the year.

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Morning lads, another night of literally 0 sleep but I only just bothered to get up and onto my pc.
Think I'll watch anime for the rest of today.

Post waifus.

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just had a wank to this pic desu

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>>39400999
digits say no it's not

>>39401010
kek so much for being a chad, look at the virgin hunch

>order a hoodie on the 5th
>says it will come by the 11th
>doesnt, wait until the 14th then email them asking where it is
>get an email yesterday saying sorry for not getting back to me sooner and they ask if it arrived yet
>say no it hasnt, ask for a replacement
>no response

fuck online shopping

>>39401046
Karma for not supporting your local high street

>>39401016
Those digits were the number the people of Scarborough will be calling if its true.

anyone got any good resources for getting into watching football?

>>39400986
stop talking about tripfags you orbiter, reee

>>39401052
why shop online, when you can support your local highstreet for a fraction of the price.

>>39401059
yeah, get a hammer and bash your head in until you're thick enough to enjoy it.

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>>39400828
Can anyone give me a link to that /britfeel/ thread where this Ebin person told he is going to go ER? Who is he anyway? Never heard of.

>>39401066
theres nothing wrong with watching sports lad, dont be an elitist

>>39401063
This we are free now, no need to post over trips who have fled to cripple chan, was sick of the gay ass drama anyways.
WINTER IS COMING

>>39401066
WTF ats what am saying though it does cost little more but not shipping costs

what do blind people do all day, how dont they kill themselves out of boredom. can they just not find a knife

>>39401111
listen to audiobooks and imagine things they have never seen

>>39400867
I'm trying to reduce my intake. 2 cans a day is a start. I get through a ton of it.

Why do people go chessington, lads?

I was forced to go with my siblings , I try not to be a buzzkill but seriously it was so expensive, standing in queues for 1 hour for a 1m 40 ride that's not even remotely thrilling.

Just sad, do normies really enjoy this? I mean you hear people complaining in the queue, like why did you come then?

>>39401265
Never heared of it guessing it's some theme park like alton towers

>>39401265
Used to be excited about this kind of thing like 5 years ago. Now I just feel the same way as you.

>I was forced to go with my siblings
They are probably trying, or forcing you to have fun, which usually don't work. My parents tried that once but then I realised I could just refuse to go.

>>39401280
One of the big three, surprised you ain't heard of it
Chessington, Alton towers, thorpe park

>>39401306
I remember it being exciting and the queues being way shorter when I was younger too, now it's simply terrible. I know I've gotten jaded over the years but these rides do nothing for me, unironically the closest I can get to a thrill is a suicide attempt desu

>>39400986
>>shipanon only befriended ebin in an attempt to get his dox. the casino trip was all a ploy to get more information on him.

This isn't true

>>39401059
There's a subreddit for that since people on /sp/ got too lazy to do it. Soccer streams it's called IIRC

>>39401010
He is looking pretty good. And Elliotish too. He is, say, 8.2/10 whilst Elliot is 9.8/10.

Well, the last day of Comeback August. Has this experiment been a success or a failure? Will you build on your triumphs, sit back and enjoy the fruits of your labour, pick yourself up and try again, or moulder in the depths of your failure?

This marks two calendar months of sobriety for me, and the first month in at least a year where I've done better than broken even financially. I also lost some weight.

having a cooked breakfast lads.

2 Cumberland sausages, 2 rashers fried back bacon, scrambled egg, beans, roast tomato, 4 hash browns, black pudding, fried mushrooms, fried bread, fried onions over the sausages, coffee and orange juice

>>39401059
> Find out when your nearest team is playing next
> Go to the ground
> Watch the match
> Repeat

Good luck in your quest, Anon kun.

>>39401427
jelly just having beans on toast send pic when ur done cookng

>>39401420
August is 31 days

>>39401456
I was just testing you haha

Another week, another trip to the job centre.

Kill me lads.

>>39401074
>Ebin person told he is going to go ER?
What? Last I heard he flushed his PC

pirate bay is still down ffs

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>>39401458
You're no match for my power, kiddo

>>39401464
get depression and go on the sick

>>39401476
I actually feel the depression coming back desu.

>>39401489
they you say you have anxeity to but don't take the pills you get given just burn them,do not flush or bin them

>>39401470
Yeah, I don't know. Someone said in another thread that we might hear about him in BBC news after he has shot up some place. Because he is so much like Elliot.

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Is the anon who had the crossword puzzle about?
Think I've got a disposable email up now and I'll be writing up the rest of the Britfeel Times.

>>39401509
Doubt I'd come across as convincing. I manage to see totally normal and happy at the meetings.

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which one would you pick lads?

>>39401544
i was on the sick for 6 months with mental health issues while signing on lad. then they sent me to a work capability assessment and i was declared unfit for work for 12 months and dont even need to hand in a sick line for that time.
go for it lad

>>39401560
The asian... where the fuck do you think you are? White girls intimidate us, especially tall ones.

>Ebin getting bullied on infinitechan too
Howling. Literally the most undesirable person ever.

STOP BEING NEET AND GET A JOB

>>39401574
how do I find this haha

>>39401582
Lurk more you summerfag.

just checked out the infinity chan.

>shipanon, shoutanon, tomokochan, xiposter, cillaposter

and many others all post there. wtf lads. I feel like I've been cheated on.

>>39401612
>all the attention whoring clique gone
How is this a bad thing?

>>39401612
>shipanon

I'll probably dual-post in both threads, hopefully we'll all migrate back here in September when the summerfags have left

>>39401560
lock both away where no one can find them and force them to produce my offspring

>>39401560
the white girl with good genes

>>39401621
fuck off you trip orbiter
good riddance to all of them
shipanon was the only likeable one

>>39401046
>>39401052

>shopping from anywhere that doesn't have Ebay/Paypall protection where you always get your money back immediately

wew lad

>>39401560
Why not both?

Just kidding. Neither. I'll avoid eye contact and hide.

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>>39401560
>Checks wang size
Seems like the choice has been made for me. Although neither would actually look at me twice anyway.

>>39401574
Do they have a britfeel thread too or is he posting in the /pol/ one?

>>39401378
>>39401447
cheers for the help lads

>>39401612
>he doesn't know that all those on his list are the same person
>he hasn't realize yesterdays events gave a certain poster schizophrenia and now hes posting to himself on another board

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Everybody makes mistakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7NapIkIiIk
good robot song it's about neetbux and the neet life listen.

>>39401736

I'm only Ship/Xi

woops, just woke up should have been at work 5 hours ago. i'll give it an hour then ring them up

>>39401807
don't bother lad, your p45 is in the post.

t. manager

>>39401612
That thread is full of all the cancer personality twats.
What is the problem exactly?

>>39401821
that is more than likely going to happen, this will trigger my 3rd and final attendance review.
>cue dramatic music

>>39401839
let me guess sakulad, len and nymph somehow aren't cancerous

>>39401852
Did I say that?
Are those 3 even posting here?

>>39401867
Yes saku and nymph post here daily. Cancerous little faggots aren't they?

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>>39401852
THEY AREN'T HERE ANYMORE

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>Learning a language
>Type an example using text book correct grammar and sentence structure
>Subject - Time - Manner - Location - Instrument - Verb - Duration
>A native person corrects it to have the wrong sentence order
>Subject- Time - Manner - Duration - Location - Instrument - Verb


What the fuck is the point of rules if you're gonna break it?

>>39401523
Yo sagiri I'm here
When are you looking to publish?

>>39401890
just awkward exceptions most likely

>>39401900
Tomorrow, probably between 12-1:15pm as I have things to do, otherwise it will be in the evening.

>>39401875
Could you point out their posts so I can tell them to fuck off too?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbUSeZwGvgg
I never knew till now this song was about feminazi's listen

>>39401934
Not gonna lie. That thread is one of the biggest hugboxes ever.
Stay there.

>>39401934
fuck off you traitor enjoy your trip circle jerk

If you post in /britishfeels/ you might as well just have a subreddit at that point.

had a dream I let ebin bum me then it turned out it was poleaboo so I beat him to death, never had gay thoughts or dreams before

On way home from job centre. Ask me questions.

>>39401989
Good idea

Britishfeels might still remain quite good tho

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All the trips and their orbiters leave thinking this place will collapse without them it doesn't

KEK
E
K

>>39402017
>He say while talking about trips

>>39402017
They just allowed for a golden age to start.

Bet you they will still use our image instead of making a new one from scratch.

>>39401991
stfu about moudly normie, lad or fuck of to cripplechan u poofta

>>39402017

We don't think it'll collapse, and we don't want it to. the other place is just a refugee away from the summer fags

>>39402032
>>39402032
Blame summerfags. Not the fact you lot have pissed off enough people to be vocal about it.

>>39402029
i bet 8ch has a copy cat version

>>39402032
>not sticking with /britfeel/ through the good times and the bad
state of you and your ilk

>>39402017
britfeel has been trip drama and waifuposter circlejerks for months. It's not going to survive of saku talking about his poos and second dinners, you better be crafting some revolutionary OC, lad.

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>>39402032
Being this much of a beta, you leave your /gen/ because of summerfags what a cuck, we all know you want to orbit tilde in the hope of some virgin skelly ass.

>>39402060
This.
Staying through some forced memes but leaving at the hint of some tripfag abuse


Bunch of poofs. Clearly joined 4chan post 2010

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>>39401890
What language lad?
Wish I had a native friend in my chosen language, I had a friend try guide me through Danish and whilst I could read and write in it quite quickly I ultimately gave up when it came to pronouncing it. Swedish is much more familiar and easy for me to be honest, in fact Danish was even worse than my dabble in Japanese.

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>trying to sell bike on Facebook
>only get responses from Pakis and Panjeet's
>always trying to get cheaper offer or make me post it to them
>most of them don't even live in Berkshire

Why are Pakis and Panjeet's time wasters?

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>>39402065
thought about making one of these with a street angry mob of apu's/helpers and pepe's chasing abunch of wojaks trip orbiters with there trips out of /britfeel/street
apu's and pepes carry signs like
TRIPS WILL NOT REPLACE US

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Who else has seen Ebin post his face on his blog? He looks like a serial killer.

>>39402111
>>39402111
Gotta be a culture thing.
Same the no Irish type signs are frowned upon

>>39402133
Sounds pretty wank. Should ignore the drama not add to it.

>>39402150
kind of hard, cause it's fresh also alot of crossposters and cunts still talking about trip drama

>tfw first shift today

>Tfw 7 hours of working next to a qt 3.14 romanian who im pretty sure is illegally here and some obese gay lad

How do i not fuck this up lads

>>39402184
It's easy to ignore it and not add to it. It's called not giving those people any (You)s or doing anything to further discussion of it.

>>39401931
Cool, I'll (you) you sometime this evening lad

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>>39402203
Ah yes, my sustenance.
Looking forward to seeing what this will come together to look like honestly.

>>39402196
i advocated for this but no one listened

>>39401010
Why are arms and hands so long?

>>39401523
What program are you doing it in, out of curiosity?

>>39402032
you tripfaggots are the eternal summerfags.....just leave

>>39402233
Then we do what the trips wouldn't do.
Drown out that shit by ignoring it and making some discussion.

Anywho. Driving lesson in 20 mins.
What you lot got planned today?

>>39402252
need to ring work and tell them i slept in. then a day of vidya

>>39402252
hair cut then fallout 4 and just cause 3 all day

>>39402060

I will be sticking with britfeel through these bad times, we've had worse (2016) but I will post in both

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>>39402252
Hoping those uni cunts finally send me that E-mail with which I can choose my modules for uni. Supposedly should get them between 28th of August - 3rd of September. I swear to God if they send it to me the last minute

>>39402277
>telling them you slept in

fuck lad at least come up with something better than that

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>>39402243
Photoshop, it's my go-to program for most things in this sort of sector honestly.
CS6 if that makes any difference to you, I got the entire suite.
By ((Legitimate)) means.

>>39402277
So what is your job or did you say and I missed it?
Also what vidya you planning?

>>39402278
Grade 2 all over?
Started Just Cause 3 again myself the other week. Quite fun but that UI is shit.

>>39402286
Bugger, What you studying? Never got a choice of modules on my course.

>>39402292
Ah just curious, figured InDesign or even Illustrator would be easier to do it in. I found photoshop shit tier for editing blocks of text in comparison. It's do able just a pain.

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>>39402309
>What you studying?
Sort of a meme degree to some, History (BA Hons) I'll try my best to do some internships, get experience and work in a museum.

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>>39402252
gonna play earth defense force 4.1 on the ps4
i like simple games with not a lot of story desu

>>39402309
got it free on the ps4 it's like spiderman/mercenaries 2

>>39402322
Don't worry. Did a meme degree myself.
Definitely get in with the museums, look at volunteer roles they have going on there too as another way in. At least having an in and talking to the people who work there might lead to something. I have quite a bit of an in with the art gallery of my city. I know a bunch of the staff now and I don't even work there. Least I'll get told about any jobs that go up internally though.

>>39402327
Good lad. Quite bored of story driven games lately. I think it's why I really enjoyed the latest Zelda, the story was there but just to barely while the rest of it was pure gameplay and sandbox.
Probably why I can't get into any of the PS4 exclusives, they all seem more story than game.

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>>39402309
It would have likely been easier in InDesign in some regards but this is so easy to do in photoshop for me and I can make full use of the editing tools without living the application and messing about.
>pic related
Hid all the content that will feature in the new edition. Have to think of a story, do a bit of re-arranging and probably think of another story after that. Depends on how large the upcoming puzzle is.

>>39402289
there's no other excuse should have been there at 6, labour has rang twice my manager has rung. will say i had a powercut or something and it knocked alarm off.
>>39402309
work in a factory operating machines that pack boxes of sweets. i'll be flying about in elite dangerous,well i'll be trying to.

>>39402347
>got it free on the ps4 it's like spiderman/mercenaries 2
Loved the shit out of Mercenaries 1. 2 was already but glitchy as fuck. Would have loved a Mercs 3 though.

>>39402366
Fair play to you. It is a pain jumping back and forth. I did a while of just doing my text in another program and copy pasting it over into PS. Then again the paper overlay effect is easier in PS so I see reasoning to your choice.

>>39402371
Ever nicked any sweets?

>>39402355
Doesnt help that so many of the ones on PS4 are JRPGs, which are basically visual novels

What is the name of this hat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE

>>39402392
Ah I was thinking more the western exclusives. Only asian exclusive I've bought has being Gundam Breaker 3. Wouldn't mind a proper comfy jrpg though, I just wish they would take some of the quality of line improvements previous games have done like 2x speed or instant win if you have random battles.

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Store food

Driving lesson now lads. Will catch you with you all in a hour and a bit.

>>39402389
yeah do some boxes with different selections in them, when I worked weekends I used to take bag fulls of a different sweet each shift for a month before I swapped shifts. ended up with about 5kg of each sweet,there was 9 different types of sweet. and get to stuff my face when in work as well.

>>39402389
Yeah it was a great game. the 1st really good open world war game also those air drops loved carpet bombing commie fags and that bomb at suck the air out.

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>18
>dropped out of sixth form a year ago
>want to go back
>probably way too late to get in to one now
>will be neet for the rest of my fucking life

Holy shit I fucked up so much

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What should be the main feature of the Britfeel Times? Needs to be something I can feature with a main picture.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqNTJXi_HtA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7t5c3TkFis
comfy shows you used to watch has a kid
come outside was the best
nostalgia

>>39402528
my mum used to sit me down to watch playdays for a few years longer than I was interested because my dad's best friend was in it

what's your relationship with your dad like?
originalalale

>>39402555
bet he was actually your dad mummy never told
think about it

>>39402592
not spoke to him since he died,

>>39402528
Big cook little cook
made me gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkBq3aSZXk8

>>39402592
came home from school one day and he wasnt home, never saw him again

>>39402601
no he's actually a gay man and also shares no resemblance with me

>>39402528
Mr Tumble came to see the divvy kids at my brothers school and ended up getting chased by a furious pikey

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Who /shadowpeople/ here? Not schizo though I promise, I don't have time to be I need to go to work

>>39402592
he's dead

it was up and down, mostly up until the end

>>39402592
fine, see him a couple times a year for a few days each time and basically just act formally around him and that side of the family because they might as well just be acquaintances, and staying there is like sleeping in a strangers home, don't feel comfortable until I leave.

what are some comfy jobs lads?

>>39402670
being the Jew who has everyone else make money for him

>>39402670
Ranger or security guard

>>39402670
anything to do with nightshifts that's not call centres

>>39402670
delivering shit, maybe

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST! u

>>39402747
>u
no u

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They look like they live in a moudy house also he looks adopted.

>>39400962
that feel when the ops win and all robots become day traders
>cic

>>39402771
Grow up you underage spastic

>>39402592
Great desu. Go on bike rides and walk my dog with him regularly. Occasionally we jam on guitar and bass together.

>>39402771
KEK the guy has a trump hairdo

>>39402771
Still can't believe how he lucked out of the gene pool
What a fucking legend

>>39402771
who are the 2 retards on the right

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>>39402771
So much for being a pretty chad, look that this mong.

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>>39401008
Morning lad. Or, should I say, afternoon. Woke up about an hour ago, brushed my teeth, got on ark.

More fucking snakes. I keep screaming, but God's not listening.

Posted.

>>39402771
His arms are unusually long

>>39402771
Thanks lad, this made me feel good
it's nice to see people worse off than you.

>>39401560
the white one is fucking stunning. might need another wank now

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>>39402831
look that them fingers they look just has long

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>>39402820
Are you sure about that lad

>>39402784
what would you do if he was just a spastic, you'd look very foolish wouldn't you young man

Why do you nu-4channers continue obsessing over trips after they've left? I thought this was what you wanted

>>39402855
Yes having a chin you can cut cheese on doesn't make you a chad otherwise he wouldn't be here.

i got way too stoned and my mums visiting today, she's expecting to go sightseeing and shopping and holy shit i'm toasted

>>39402855
He looks like a character from elder scrolls oblivion

>>39402908
it's just abit of fun, in a few threads we will move on to avatar fags

>>39402927
Its not fun, if you wasn't underage you'd understand a line has been crossed. The fact half the posters here are using "KEK" speaks volumes for the age and quality level.

>>39402912
Admit he does look delicious though

>>39402855
I bet most anons could make a nice pic of their average faces, given enough time depends on the profile.

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What shall I have for dinner today lads?
Had 2 sandwiches yesterday and I had no sleep tonight so I think I'll have it all done by 2pm and then head to bed by 9pm honestly.

>>39402941
6.5 tilde
>>39402940
oh no someone is using a term popularized by this site xdxdxdxdxd

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>>39402830
Afternoon lad.
Sounds like you've got your day planned out then.
> Play Ark -> Snakes destroy you -> Get angry -> Repeat
Goodluck lad, sounds like you need it.

>>39402940
ebin it is painfully obvious that this is you
why are you still here if you hate it so much? fuck off back to your hugbox

>>39402908
why are you back here ebin. go off to your trip appreciation board on the other chan

>Polish labourer just standing around doing fuck all
Any of you lads know how to say "Get your fucking arse in gear" in Polish?

>>39402983
>>39402980
Maybe if you underage runts stopped obsessing over it people wouldn't bring it up outside of their "hugbox"

>>39402940
taking the piss isn't obsessing ebin you normie faggot

>>39402987
Just throw something at them. You don't need words to communicate with foreigners.

>>39402997
fuck off back to your mouldy wall kyle

can't kill myself now lads, got a plant that depends on me

>>39402997
muh underaged fuck off back to cripplechan you refugee cuck

>>39403019
my plant just died recently cause i never watered it desu, take care of it

>>39403019
post pic of plant anon

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dubs tilde kills himself in september
trips ebins kills himself in september

I need to sign on lads and will be on benefits for a while. What should I ask for JSA or universal credit?

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>>39402997
well it was his post, very ebiny, reminded me of pic related. so I guessed it was him

>>39403043
will do just need to find sd card reader

>>39403073
>This obsession

>>39403063
You fucking faiIed, lad.

>>39403091
well it's only a matter of time till tilde does can't wait to see his an hero post

Amazon order is supposed to come today. It's just a book but I know that the delivery cunt won't just put it through the letterbox, he'll have to knock on the door and make me sign a stupid pointless little electronic thing and if I don't answer the door in time he'll fucking piss off and take my book with him.

Tracking info says that it was sent out for delivery at 10am, it's not 1pm and I haven't been able to go take a shit or have a shave or listen to music or anything because if I do that I won't be able to answer the door in time or hear the fag knocking.

Why does life have to be so difficult?

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>>39401612
Fucking chinks have no loyalty.

>>39403082
not really I went over to the other chan with the rest to see what they where up to. saw that post in their this morning and the 1 in here and connected the 2
you're the 1 obsessing over here as well lad

>trains in Kent have entire carriages dedicated to 1st class
>trains in Essex have a tiny section at the end of a train dedicated to 1st class (usually empty)

really makes you think

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>>39403043
here lad, name him if you want and as long as it's not offensive I'll keep the name called a snake skin plant or something

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>>39401008
>Got day off
>Cancer has left
>Quiet outside
Excited with the changes, tempted to have a cheeky afternoon beer.

>>39403011
It stopped working with this one. Think he needs sending to a training school.

>>39403132
triffid

>>39403130
Kent's stolen all Essex's trains. the bastards.

>>39403130
Iv never seen a train with a 1st class carriage before

>>39403066
Everything is UC now for new people signing on.

>>39403142
>triffid
good name choice (assuming that's your name choice)

>>39403149
you must be a northerner

>>39403158
Thanks for clarifying my council site is really vague and says only some people are eligible.

>>39403165
Yes it is, have you watched the tv show on bbc it was pretty good.

>>39403177
never seen it after googling triffid I'm assuming you're on about the day of the triffids?

>>39403141
Just berate them. Even if they don't understand what you are saying they know they have done something wrong. Like when you discipline a dog.

>>39403193
Yes the movie is wank but the tv show is alright.

>>39403170
not him but, you cheeky southern bastard

Just woke up and feel so sluggish.
What do?

>>39403280
back to sleep

pirate bay is down lads, where do i torrent movies from now?

>>39403296
Pass the Popcorn

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>>39403296
FUCKING STREAM THEM YOU TWAT
>>39403280
cofvee

anyone else monitoring the final 2 days of transfers?

should really be doing stuff but honestly find it hard to pull myself away from the screen looking for some shock transfer

>>39402945
I've just had 2 croissants and 5 tunnocks caramel waifers, might have a bowl of icecream after a spliff n all
I suggest for you though a nice salad maybe a bit of pasta as well

How did people live without shoes? Feet are so sensitive for no reason.

>>39403345
Their feet would become less sensitive because of calluses and shit

>>39403345
>How did people live without shoes?

callouses formed and became de facto shoes

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>>39403139
Sounds rather comfy lad, enjoy your afternoon and evening thereafter.
>>39403335
I made two slices of french toast because as it turns out all there was in -> eggs, bread and other items past expiry. Could have made scrambled egg or something marginally more "healthy" but I think a treat is warranted honestly.

>>39403345
Because we wear them, if you grow up without them they get desensitized.

>>39403345
I walk outside with no shoes all the time and have developed very thick feet where I can walk over gravel with them.

only problem is they get grit and dirt stuck to them and I bring it in the house

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>>39403117

says the Jap

>>39403358
>>39403361
>>39403373
That makes sense. Thank you, lads.

>>39403177
Always found it weird how much high concept stuff is going on in the triffids. Genetically engineered plant monsters, some sort of magic eclipse, and worldwide blindness. It's a lot to digest.

>>39403345
the bottom of my feet is rough af. i can walk on gravel barefoot no pain what so ever

FFS WHY TERRY http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-41093066

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>>39401612
I'm sure they can enjoy their new board without the "summerfags" and other assorted boogeyman they've invented

inb4 fuck off and join them

>>39403364
never bother getting eggs i rarely eat them but i could right go for some boiled eggs and soldiers. fuck it i'll get some tomorrow and treat myself to some at the weekend

>>39403403
thought it was a eclipse with a solar flare also does everyone go blind thought it was just the people who looked at the eclipse.

>>39403447
Can you give us a quick rundown of your /britfeel/ manifesto?

>>39403439
Alzheimer's disease is why

>>39403439
they might have been his last books. just the first sentence wrote over and over again

hello lads

how do I survive this depression. I can't even leave my bed to piss. Please help. I have no desire to do anything.

Good way to deal with a headache lads? On the verge of killing myself over here

>people who say two thousand and seventeen instead of twenty seventeen

>>39403447
>waifuposter complaining about attention whores
You're right, go join them you literal cuck.

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Morrissey is one of us. He probably posts here.

Only gone and dreamt about her for the 4th night in a row lads haha. When will it end?

>>39403479
piss in bottles lad, keep them for the license man.

>>39403517
when you ask her out

>>39403455
Yeah it's just the people who see it, which turns out is most of the world.

>>39403533
We've already dated lad. She's my ex. I miss her so much

>>39403492
>people who say two thousand and one instead of twenty oh one

>>39403540
why'd yous break up?

>>39403467
It's too early in the /britfeel/ campaign to be doing that. Kev's opinion poll is too high to be revealing too much at this stage. Ask again closer to election

>>39403497
>completely missing my point
Ah yes. Typical. Literally show me where I complained about attention whoring

Go on, I'll wait

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>>39402462
Wouldn't mind a HD Mercs one tbqh.
The airdrops were godly. Jennifer was a qt too.

>>39402451
Sounds amazing. My worry is if I worked in a place like that is I'd eat so much stuff. I'm already a tubby shit as it is.

>>39402469
Look at what your options are lad. There are access courses as a route into Uni. You are 18, plenty of time to fix that.

>>39402504
Put an article about the Great Britfeel Bakeoff.


Back from the driving lesson. Turns out he did a mock test today. 8 major faults and 13 minor.
The sad part is, all things I'm aware I do wrong just after I do them. Still feels good to have something to work towards now. Hopefully i can lower those numbers for the next one.

>>39403538
fucking silly normal fags
>>39403540
did you fuck her if so move on lad don't let some roastie ruin ur life

>>39403552
She moved away for uni. I tried to make it work but dating a girl you see twice a year tops is fucking shit so I broke up with her. Now I feel like a retard.
>>39403569
Many times. We dated for 2 years

>>39403581
You don't belong on this board, normie, get out.

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Bloody hell lads, went to my local recruitment office to see about joining the army as a officer, it looks pretty hard tbqh, but I still want to give it a go, just feeling a little 'woah' at the moment

/blog

>>39403567
Don't remember jennifer, she the girl merc.

>>39403581
You need to fuck someone else.

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>>39403562
I'd prefer we all work together for September instead of against one another.
Successful September not Separation September.

- Kev x

>>39403594
Originally shut up Ebin

>>39403581
get over it you faggot
>>39403601
hope you fail 2bh

>>39403620
Whys that then laddo?

>>39403610
>Kev is Lain's puppet

I knew it!

>>39403601
Navy is better

Being a captain these days is just chilling with a cigar on the bridge, rescuing sinking yachts and being a hero, and the occasional war games with the French

What could be better than that? Sitting in a pisshole army camp in Afghanistan doing nothing but exercises for 2 years and patrolling empty houses in ruined villages?

LMAOing @ your life right now.

>>39403581
wahhh wahh :(

Fuck off.

>>39403601
>officer
What makes you a good leader anon?

>>39403637
with navy experience you could also join a pmc and shoot pirates

0 - 4 clean room
5 - 9 kill myself

>>39403636
That's Gary who is. Not Kev.

>>39403632
beta smelly tank commander you would a danger to your fellow tankies, just be a soilder it's easy and your only a danger to yourself.

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>>39403650
sort it out laddo

mrfuckface, you here lad?

>>39403637
I want to go for armored core, what could be more comfy than training exercises in Canada pointing around a bunch of tanks?

>>39403644
Its just a natural thing to me, every since I was a little lad my school teachers have said it, I've been on a few of those international trip things (think DoE but in different countries) and people have always turned to me to help lead them

>>39403673
How did you know I wanted to be a tank commander? I've been posting here to much lmaoo

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>>39403603
That was her. The Brit/Chink
Oddly /britfeel/ related.

>>39403692
Give specific examples of leadership. Like you leading an expedition to the North Pole. But say something true instead.

>>39403692
isnt tank shit just sitting in a tiny metal box with a few other guys sweating your balls off
still better than other army positions though

0-8 kill myself
9 post on britfeel

>>39403719
wahey! originally!

>>39403701
kek looks like trap ebin
>>39403692
Are you the specky leaf also the navy posters are right, but i fear open water so am becoming a combat engineer.

>>39403719
Now that's a hidden message from Kev and his ability to manipulate numbers if there ever was one.

>>39403719
Lel. The lawd requests that you live

>>39403728
>kek looks like trap ebin
Who?

>>39403747
nevermind no one important newfag

0-9 I kill myself

>>39403760
Literally just did this joke cunt, stop stealing my posts.

Not even original

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>Teeth are stained and yellowed despite brushing twice a day since forever.
>Buy some tooth whitening toothpaste
>It literally makes no difference at all

>Hair looks like fucking shit because it's all curly and weird
>Try blowdrying it
>It goes all fluffy and goes outwards instead of down
>Try using hair product
>It does literally nothing
>Try using hairspray
>It does literally nothing

Fine. I've tried to fix my apperance but it's impossible.

>>39403785
Try looking at what blacks use to straighten their hair if you want yours to be straight. Or just use hair straighteners.

The teeth shit can be done at the dentist.

>>39403785
go to denist for teeth for a scrapping
and for the hair just cut it short

>>39403711
Well okay then, this one time I was on my DoE. Three other lads and I where walking up and down the mountains in south Wales, nothing to difficult but it was a push for two of the guys who weren't very physically fit. So day one goes off without any major problems, I've got the map and compass and I'm doing a pretty good job leading everyone. As its Wales we're on constant standby to pull our waterproofs on. I make sure everyone is drinking regularly and eating enough. I was the one people asked when they wanted to take walking breaks. So we get to camp tired but happy. Over night the heavens open. It rains none stop from mid night onwards. So we wake up and the tent is soaked. We quickly pack everything up and move out. There was a lot of walking up sets and theres so much water than it like walking up a shallow river. To add context there was some light flooding that occurred to not far from where we were walking. The two lads that aren't very fit are hating this. They're constantly complaining and wanting to take breaks.

1/2 I haven't even gotten to the worst bit

>>39403794
I've tried straighteners, they just make me look like an emo anime faggot.
>>39403805
If my hair is too short it accentuates my horrific profile complete with huge nose and shit jawline, but if I let it grow out it grows outwards rather than down.

I cannot win.

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>>39403820
curly hair, huge nose and shit jawline
ARE YOU JEWISH

>>39403820
>emo anime faggot.
Then get it cut in a way that won't make you look like that.

You don't have to skinhead short it but find some mid ground

Is Britain a first world country?

Just seems kinda shit

>>39403843
Yes it is. Compared to some other first world countries though we are just barely passing.

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>>39403843
begone eu fag

>>39403843
It used to be, but as our population is slowly replaced by third world peoples the UK will slowly become more and more like a third world country.

>>39403834
No but I might as well be.

>>39403835
I never know what to ask the barber to do. Whenever I leave them to their own devices they give me a typical chad footballer haircut which doesn't look good on me.

>>39403711
>>39403806
Continuing.

So we keep walking but we're moving slower than yesterday due to the rain and the wind. We have a long section to walk thats along the side of a mountain and we have no cover. Who of the lads had a funny knee and he was complaining about it hurting. So we took a bit of weight of his pack and let the other fit lad carry it. By the time we're done on that section the rain has eased up. The next section was a long a road and the other fit lad was in charge of the map but managed to over shoot our position so I asked a local for directions and we got back on track. The last portion of our trek was through a forest and it was by far the forest moment part. The rain had started again. The two unfit lads were constantly whining. One of them had slipped and fell into a bush full of sting nettles so we took a quick break to apply some cream on him. We kept getting lost in the woods as there were no sign posts so we took about three wrong turns in total. Every time we had to double pack the lads would start complaining again but I just kept telling them that we were nearly done.

2/3 Last few details to end it incoming

>>39403864
Tell your barber for a short back and sides and a scissor cut on top. When he shows you how it looks in a mirror you can ask for a little more off the top if you want.
I usually go for a grade 2 cut on back and sides.

>browsing BaceBook
>see ex gf from when I was like 15-16
>she was a bit of a cunt but I wonder what she's up to after all these years
>photos of her smoking and drinking
>has non-white bf who has to be at least 10 years older
dropped.jpg

>>39403873
I'm a 1 blended into a higher number around the top myself.

>>39403870
>>39403806
Fucking kek went on a hike/camping trip got losted then found his way home thinks he is rambo.

>>39403711
>>39403806
>>39403870
The route we were meant to take was up hill and the bad knee lad was calming to really in agony at that point. So we took off his back and split the weight between us. We had about 30 minutes of walking before we finally got out of the forest. We had another break and we gave him pack his pack as he said he was okay then. Then I navigated us back to the house we were staying at. The last bit wasn't to bad. Around another 20 minutes of walking, I could see the place in the distance. I just kept telling the guys it was nearly over than that we'd be warm and dry soon. No one was that happy at that point but once we were in spitting distance of the goal we all ran to the end.

Nothing to wild or bad happened but there were sometime when I thought the other we really going to call it quits. Not a bad weekend tbqh

>>39403893
Post pics of this roastie cunt lad, you should posted with your greentext.

>>39403864
Why not just find a style online you like and show them a picture?
Longer on top, shorter on back sides works. Let it grow out a bit and judge.

>>39403908
Congratulation, you have been accepted. You now have the privilege to run long distances frequently and are licensed to kill the enemies of the United States of America.

>>39403864
POST face pic and we will help you sort urself out

>>39403900
Mate, I wished I was like rambo, would have been way better if I we were hunting down something, just spent most of my time encouraging people to just walk a bit further before a rest. Still fun times though.

>>39403923
I quite like running long distance. I'm going to go on a 5 mile run in about 10 minutes to work on my stamina for 1.5 mile run. Got any motivation for me, I quite enjoy being told I can't do it and than I'm a weak wrist faggot that's trying to be a hardman.

When do summer holidays end? I need to mentally prepare to be on the bus with all those scary teenagers

>Went for a notetaking position
>Panicked during the assessment
>Did well on the spelling test
>Still feel like I've failed.

It went by so fast and despite have a meme degree, taking notes was so hard. Pretty sure I've fucked up desu.

I want to an hero so bad.

>>39403940
4th Sept onwards.

whats some cool shit I should buy on amazon lads?

>>39403957
Nothing. Online shopping is a mistake.

>>39403937
You can't do it, you're just a weak wrist faggot that's trying to be a hardman

>>39403957
A big box of jelly babies.

>>39403957
You could buy fake Dayan Zhanchis

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>>39403965
Fuck you man brb going to go fucking do it

>>39403937
This is your father speaking. I never believed in you. Your dead brother Jimmy was my favourite, now that lad was meant to be a killing machine. You on the other hand....will never earn my approval.

Just want to thank you all. This has being a very nice thread.

>>39403957
Ink jet cartridges for a printer.

>>39403995
i done my part ill make some threads later i fucking hate /qa/ fucking snitches
muh pol
muh tv
muh r9k
muh muh muh

>>39403994
thats going right in my basket lad x

>>39403986
no problem lad, happy that youre enjoying it

Today you're 25
I made you something fine
It's in the palm of my
New hand

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Crossword Puzzle where are you?
You're the final piece of the puzzle that is the Britfeel Times reeeeee

Overall good news is that I've got the content written up and it wasn't too bad overall for me to do, the quality of writing will of course be up to the peers who bother to look of course.

>>39404082
Joe?
If not then mad fucking props to you for alopeciaposting, such a crazy good album

>>39403995
Isn't there a rule about raiding either external or internal.

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>>39404088
>Crossword Puzzle
-anon* whoops haha

>he cries out for the crossword and yet it never calls back

>>39403986
It's pretty chill today. It's how it should be. Just NEETs and people with a day off enjoying themselves and sharing a feel or two.

>>39404088
Hope you got some sexy Kev in there for those kevs you just got >>39404088

>>39404095
whats the initial of the surname

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>>39404115
CPA should put it into his crossword now desu lads

>>39404130
W.

originaloo

>>39404096
no cause this is not raiding
it's just pepe posting also the rules are different on /qa/ it's a meta board they spam all the time

>>39404095
It's the best Why? album. Unless you count Hymie's Basement

>have a crush on a gril at work
>some drama happens to her, she starts crying
>people go up and comfort/cuddle her/provide support
>tfw i'm too autistic to even say anything to her and just walk straight past it all without looking at her
I've fucked it haven't I boys

>>39403986
OP here it has been a pretty comfy thread am glad the trips fucked off

>>39404157
agreed, so much nicer without trips shitting the thread up