>at class
>start browsing /his/
>ugly retarded dude next to me
>"heh, you must be the only one on that board to go outside today"
>ignore him
>"man everyones not paying attention, look at this dude on 4chan"
>ignore him
Fuck off you fat ugly smart ass, i dont want to be your friend
>>39398745
Should've been on /fitlit/, all the women would have worshipped your cock
every time you feel sad that you're alone remember this moment and how you could've made a friend from browsing 4chan
>>39399733
but he was ugly and autistic. would rather be alone then have ugly autistic friends
>>39399733
i wouldnt want to be friends with any of you desu
>this is considered so acceptable now that we're supposed to sympathize with it
Jesus fuck it's all over.
do you guys even browse 4chan outside?
>>39399807
yes, my town free wifi doesnt have it banned neither does my college. nothing like sitting the park and reading posts on his. wouldnt use less socially acceptable boards where people can see me though
Don't go on 4chan where people can see you and they won't use it to strike conversation.
>>39399919
i didnt assume someone who uses 4chan would strike a conversation
>>39399733
Anyone that actually brings up 4chan in real life is not friend material.
>>39398745
/his/ is GOAT board. I hate meeting other 4chinners IRL. They all tend to be fedora tippers.
>>39400016
I have had a couple normies who have only been on /b/ who don't really know shit about the site talk about gore threads.
I just act ignorant about the site if someone brings it up.
>>39399919
Same thing happened a couple years ago
>on /mu/
>"woah what are you doing on 4chan?"
>it's just the music board
>"dude do you ever go on /b/?"
>nah dude
>"It's pretty messed up, huh? I sometimes go there just to see"
>starts speaking to people around him about it, making the site these people don't know about look like some sick shithole
>the person they don't know is using some site they've just heard is full of pedophiles and weird porn
>I'm weird now
>guy mostly just uses reddit and acts EXACTLY like you would expect
I hate this fucking site. This is what I use instead of social media but I can't even use it outside of my house or I'm a fucking psycho.
>>39399919
didn't mean 2 repliye
>>39399788
this made me laugh a little on the inside despite my decade long bout of depression and suicidal thoughts
thank you anon
>>39398745
>>"heh, you must be the only one on that board to go outside today"
how will /his/ ever recover?
>>39399807
no, I don't want others to see my /b/, /r9k/ or /pol/ browsing.
>>39400074
I know how you feel, normies love talking about "that weird crazy randum site xDDDDDD" and just focus on /b/
what are you even doing browsing 4chan on your phone?
do it at home on your PC where only your internet provider and snoopers can see what you're doing
If hes that braindead tell him you'll call 4chan and get anonymous to hack his iphone
Or just lock and load like robots used to