/britfeel/

Let's do our best not to talk about the old thread.

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This has to be some sort of sick joke lads

>>39392511
I was at work
what happened?

How many female and homosexual orbiters has ebin got now?

>Chad tier looks
>Broken and mental personality
>Would probably fall in love with you easily like len

>>39392452
>Doxx of the century edition

We need an edition of the /britfeel/ Times to commemorate this

>>39392452
twas a hot day down here lads.

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>get blind drunk last night
>wake up at midday today
>start to clean room after headache is gone
>find notepad and pen out
>turns out that I'm an aspiring poet when drunk
Honestly not sure how to feel about this.

unitre kdfnom more like the mifleddle east

Can't believe Ebin is physically a chad yet mentally/emotionally a wreck

>>39392452
>ebin not in the op image
fuck sake lad him and poleaboo should always be in the op kissing each other or doin summit gay

>>39392511
For fuck's sake lads, can you do anything right?

>>39392523

I'm a straight man and I'm probably his biggest orbiter of all, or perhaps 2nd to tilde

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>>39392452
surprise surprise 172

>>39392536
>Voice
>Weird body and wierd body quriks (hand, wierd feet/walk)
>Phimosis
>Mental illness

It seems like a sick joke

>>39392562
Threads too fast, I can't handle it.

>>39392522
got to 500 posts then we came to this 1 ssdd

It's really, really weird that Ebin is so good looking, especially considering his whole family are ugly as fuck.

You'd think his fat ginger brother would be the one complaining on here, not Ebin the chad.

>>39392520
hahahahaha

fucking hell man, this whole "ebin is a chad" or "i'd fuck ebin" isn't even a joke anymore. he is legitimately sexy. he is fucking hot, like a chad.

i hope the lad finds his way, he really is a good guy in there.

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Evening lads.
Where we you when it was revealed that Ebin was actually chad-tier legitimately?

Post them waifus on this momentous occasion.

>>39392562
>phimosis
hahaha no way! was this in one of his blog posts? genuinely did not know that

>>39392520
I want to send my sides into orbit but I don't want mummy may to van me

>>39392596
Its an essential and critical part of ebin lore

>>39392577
Did not mean to quote you in this, when I post I just reply to a random post and remove the quote from the text box.

Will /britfeel/ be better tomorrow?

>>39392605
Same, thank god I'm not the only one this lazy

Ebin being a chad reminds me of the autistic guy I went to uni with. I was pissing in the toilet and he was next to me, I got a look at his cock and it was absolutely giant. Like a fucking porn star.

We used to call it "God's little joke" because he had this absolute monster in his pants but he was too autistic to ever use it.

>Tfw elliot rodgers was good looking too

>>39392579
the thing we're 'best not to talk about'
I doubt it was that

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>>39392614

This is one of those days for the history books.

Tomorrow will probably be a lot quieter as a result

Or we'll be featured on BBC news for pic related

>>39392590
I was tending to my mould farm when tilde ring

"ebin is chad"

"No"

And you?????

One of you fembots should of added his discord/steam he posted in the last thread and let him lose his virginity to you without forgetting to record it

he probably should have higher standards than fembots here anyway

I honestly think Ebin will kill. The similarities to Elliott are too many to count.

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The time has come for a migration. We knew this was only a matter of time. There has been growing discontent with the direction of /britfeel/ for a while now. For those of you who longingly look back to the /britfeel/ of yesteryear, this post is for you. Pack up your things, say goodbye to your loved ones, because the time has come to move on to better things. It is my hope that this will be a new, better /britfeel/, formed from the core group of lads of this thread, whilst all the riffraff will remain here.

This was foretold in the scrolls. See you on the other side, lads.

http://britfa.gs/b/res/412535.html

If ebin lifted, he'd actually attract sooooo much puss that it wouldn't even be a joke anymore. The lad will be on Big Brother in a few years, seriously. Fucking hoes on live tv.

He's probably loving everyone calling him good looking desu.
It was a plan all along. He knows he's attractive and he created this autistic persona as a ruse so that we would all be genuinely shocked and post a lot of replies saying how good looking he is.

The ultimate humblebrag.

>>39392661
My discontent was with Ebin shitting up the threads for the last few months.

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>>39392660
he reminds me of Lucifer, especially now he has been cast out.

>>39392675
Even if he didn't lift he would, but he's a genuinely disgusting cuntish piece of shit, so there's no chance of that

Len is on suicide watch knowing that he missed out on a chad and now has to shag fat Saku

>You get a knock on the door
>It's the police
>"Your ISP gave this address as one of the users that posted on an imageboard thread recently alongside Kyle Rigg, who committed a mass murder in Scarborough in Yorkshire a few hours ago"

wat do?

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>looking for adultwork hookers
>one has this as her picture

What? How is this meant to make me pay for her? When I am fucking hookers I don't want to think about the gyno flabby men she has fucked that same day. This is like a supermarket advertising the chicken meat by showing pictures of the chicken wallowing in its own shit in a packed barn. I am going to pay to fuck her and then pay her to change the image to have me and not this skinnyfat faggot.

>>39392675
girls dont even that much about guys that lift. the main thing that attracts women is a guy face, clothes and height.

>>39392745
I think that's another woman lad

>>39392732
He knew what he looked like before choosing Saku, so no, try again. Look like Saku is even more attractive. That must hurt Ebin even more, lol

>>39392732
>Tilde has almost caught himself literal chad

no wonder hes so obsessive over ebin

>>39392746
Clearly not since Ebin is tall and good looking and he's never shagged anyone whereas I am average height and ugly and I've shagged 9 women.

>>39392738
it would be fucking weird. i would want to talk with the police and try helping them out but at the same times i shit post a lot and i would not want them going through all my posts

>>39392738
"ah yes, I bullied him and revealed his personal information"
(a round of applause)
'mate you've caused the most exciting thing to happen in Scarborough for over 15 years'

>>39392732
Would you really want to live with Ebin?

>>39392766
he has not shagged anyone because he spends near enough all his time in his house. if he was to go out and aproach girl wewew

What's the best way to lose a little belly fat at home?

>>39392766
>>39392777
His looks are an 8/10 at least but the personality definitely knocks him down to a 3 imo

>>39392661
>tfw i was banned in 2015 apparently

I never used this site ffs.

>People think homosexuals and females care about personality over looks

If Ebin ever did massacre, /britfeel/ would receive such an unprecedented flood of normies and journalists that it would be ruined forever

>>39392738
what that crazy bastard did it shit no way i mean we all talked about this but he seemed like such a lovable lad so handsome as well meh just goes to show eh see you later officer

>>39392815
I dunno about homosexuals but females definitely do. Ebin is chad tier but he has a shit life with no female attention. I am ugly and I have a good looking girlfriend and I've had loads of female attention, including women making a move on me several times.

>>39392815
fags generally don't care about either, all they want is cock and they'll get it from anyone at any time
seriously the fag """"""community"""""" is anything but

>>39392815

They care about status more than looks

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>>39392846
> I am ugly and I have a good looking girlfriend and I've had loads of female attention, including women making a move on me several times.

Why would someone go on the internet and lie like that?

>>39392817
he wont commit a massacre, he does not have the tools for it. he might completely lose the plot and kills his family or something like that though.. unless you consider this a massacre?

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>eating porridge with an ulcer
send help

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>>39392892
>tfw brit gun laws are so fucking cucked we won't even get happenings

>>39392851
The normie fag community is WAY worse than women. They'll discard people based on something as minor as their shoes. I'm not even joking.

>>39392870
Trust me mate, I don't have a single reason to lie to you. It's true. I have charisma and I'm a genuinely nice person who cares about others, and Ebin's fate is another thing that shows me this is the most important thing.

>>39392870
>>39392870
he actually right. i know lads that are ugly with a good looking wife because they play guitar

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RING RING RIIIIIING R R RING DING DING DING BAWWW BAW BAW BAW

>>39392907
>Trust me mate, I don't have a single reason to lie to you.
And yet... you do. Always baffles me why people feel the need to lie online. Maybe it's something about getting any kind of praise/attention they can because they're so devoid of it in real life.

>>39392738
>"okay, and?"
origigignal

>>39392930
gummy bear>crazy from

>>39392936
why is it so unbelievable? anyone with life experience knows that women will always choose an average guy with an attractive personality over a good looking one

>>39392936
Well, it's clear you aren't going to take my word for it. Not sure why though.

Maybe you think you are a great guy, and you're blaming your looks for your lack of women, and you don't want to face up to the idea that your problem might actually be a personality flaw because then it would be your fault.

Maybe you're a good looking lad and you get plenty of women just with your looks. I'm not denying that happens.

Anyone that doesn't migrate to britfags is clearly an underage shitposter.

>>39392902
*teleports behind you*
*gives you a handheld fan*
saves blowing on it kid

>>39392902
Bonjela lad. I had one on the soft palate at the back of my mouth and didn't want to do/eat anything until it went away because the skin folded over onto itself where the ulcer was. I put off getting something for it for a few days, but that gel crap worked surprisingly well.

>tfw I've been listening to the same vidya track for almost half an hour now
oh no I'm autistic

>>39393011
wtf is britfags?

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>Why is it so unbelievable? anyone with life experience knows that women will always choose an average guy with an attractive personality over a good looking one.

orginilax

>>39393011
I got fucking banned man. I never had been on it either and I was facked off in 2015 apparently.

Utter bollocks this.

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I, for one, welcome our new Lain overlord

for the past 3 weeks I've gone to bed from 5am-7am and woke up at 9am-11am, don't feel tired or worn out or anything, whats happening?

>>39393028
you're underage arnt you lad? the fact you think this is edgy speaks volumes about you

>>39393033
Appeal your ban, or can't you just change your IP by resetting your router?

Try a proxy if all else fails.

>>39393026
If you don't know, you are not welcome.

>>39393026
Underage shitposter confirmed.

>>39393053
You're like the opposite of me. I can sleep for over 12 hours and still feel exhausted, we're fucking broken lad.

>>39392532
post your poetry

>>39393063
nah, I'm just aware that women are vacuous whores who will take a chad over an average guy with a nice personality every single time

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>>39392452
op more like snake/snitch of the century

HUEHUE WE GOT HIS PIC WE GOT HIS ADRESS LETS SENT PIZZA AND SWAT

grow up dumb kids

>>39393072
it's weird because I'm on two meds that should both put me to sleep (APs and SSRIs) I mean im not complaining becuase I now have more time everyday to do whatever with just a little worried what it's doing to my health

>>39393065
you smart cunt, i forgot about proxies. any recommended ones lad? cheers btw

>>39393091
Do you actually think every single woman in the world is the same when it comes to relationships? Or that they all have the same taste when it comes to men?

>>39393019
that not for verucas?

>>39393092
>Pizza and swat

No one even suggested either of those things mate. Some idiot proposed that he was going to phone the police to arrest him for homophobic language, but that was just idiotic nonsense posted by someone who'd probably been drinking

>>39393065
>>39393068
im 23.. and i have been posting here for over a year.

>>39392851
gays are the only people I can relate to, anymore
everyone else has some kind of weird shit wrong with them, not just the SJW shit but also the /pol/ shit
of course normie fags tend to be part of that but I'm talking /r9k/core

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The gf raped me lads

>>39393091
Sounds like you're bitter and you've got issues with women mate. Do you have much life experience? How old are you? You sound like a kid to be honest. I believed that when I was about 18. But then you start to meet better and more interesting women than the ones you went to school with.

>>39393120
Ok mate whatever you say. Enjoy sixth form, hope you got good GCSEs.

>>39393115
>Bonjela is a brand of oral treatments aimed to relieve the pain of mouth ulcers and denture sores.
You're thinking of Scholl, they sell that kind of stuff.

odds I get in bed and watch a comfy movie

>>39393140
girls can't rape, shitlord

>>39393140
>can't help but imagining the 2 shadowy versions are her teleporting behind you to rape you like in one of my japanese animes

odds I get in bed and watch a comfy movie>>39393161
night lads hope you all have a good one

>>39393140
>Gayle
>Gay
lel

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>>39393092
>HUEHUE WE GOT HIS PIC
>Get his pic
>Turns out he's a chad

Well done retards

>>39393183
this is what ebin was on about. underage fags everywhere.

>>39393149
just found it anyway lad. was not very hard. im looking at britfeel on there and its called the migration edition. why are you trying to keep this a secret?

>>39393197
I'll have you know that I'm just a very immature 23 year old.

What would you guys rate Ebin out of ten, facial aesthetics wise?

I'd say that he's a solid 8/10.

>>39393209
We want the good lads to migrate but the mongs to stay out

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August 30th

Please come back ebin August

>>39393221
i dont understand. how did you guys plan this? i cant recall anything on brtifeel being posted about it

>>39393220
Currently, maybe a 7/10. Scrub him up good and sort him out proper though and he could be an 8-9/10.

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>>39392930
BRA BRAA BRA BRAAA BRAPPP PBRAPPPPPP PARRRPPP BRAPPPPPPP

@39393220
Why did you make this post?n

>>39393257
Ebin humblebragging.

I'll never answer a post by anyone who makes an @ sign to avoid giving me a (You)

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Lads what if it turns out Ebin is Jesus and this whole time he was testing us and we failed him

>>39392532
Post what you wrote lad.

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see pic of ebin

everyone is calling him a chad

he is not pretty nor a chad so stfu you ugly faggots

>>39393318
post your face and prove it

Jacob Rees-mogg as prime minister y/n?

>>39393226
2 more days of this hell
roll on September

>>39393346

Yes, He'd be perfect

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>>39392590
It's weird knowing the dude I've had so many conversations with has chad-tier looks.

I still want to think of him as Ebina-Chan though.

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Good morrow.

>>39393346
y
only tory I'd accept

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>>39393332
ok but don't be mean

>>39393363
Crumpet what do you think of Ebin and his looks?

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>>39392590
I'm not involving myself in this. I don't shit-talk tripfags, because, astonishingly, throwing fuel on the narcissism fire only encourages it's burning.

I wish Ark had a sensible save mechanic for single player games, rather than having to force close the game when I get mugged by a titanaboa.

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>>39393346
Corbyn would never have posed for this photo

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MiIk Cat 180

>>39393389
>Avatarfag complains about tripfags

>>39393251
basically, after ebin was exposed and announced he'd leave, it remineded a few of us how shit this place has gotten. over the last year i've seen this place get more normal and underage.

so we're hoping the true lads will go over there, but this will always be here, no matter how normal it gets.

>>39393382
you look like an elf from the Witcher 3
>>39393333

hi how do I become a popular tripfag and get lots of Yous thank you

How did you guys get the ebin pic

>>39393346
In a heartbeat. On paper he's an upper-middle class cunt, but he knows his stuff and he's a good man who I'd trust to run this shithole.

>>39393432
>Defend Ebin and get the doxx fags to attack you
>Defend doxxers and get Ebin fags to attack you

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>>39393420
FUCKING THIS!
eevevev

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine, gotta gotta be down 'cause I want it all

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>>39393408
Nice to see you to see you NICE 17

>>39393481
not to mention Ebin spent longer avatarfagging than tripping

>>39393426
sound lad. i have made a few posts on there. i will tell my mate about it, he has been posting on britfeel for a while.

>>39393346
He is openly anti-gay marriage and wants an ultra hard brexit. Why would anyone want him as pm?

>>39393489
please dont remind me, still in disbelief

>>39393420
Define avatar-fagging for me, if you would lad.

>>39393300
Not him but here's the (You) you deserve.

>>39393494
what he would have wanted

to be remembered as the laziest meme on britfeel

>>39393432
Be a depressed average looking mouldy mong with salad fingers, who makes others feel good for being such a spaz.

>>39393346
I would sooner be ruled by Un

britfags has such a shti design

>>39393346
I watched a video of him filibustering in the house of commons for 20 minutes. I'd love to see more of him.

>>39392452
Has Ebin, Vomit Tranny and their clique of poofters gone over to cripple chan? I for one, say good riddance

>I will miss shipanon though

>>39393513
More importantly he denies climate change

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>>39393513
KEK sounds like my type of guy
go smoke a pole

>>39393542
it's horrible desu. got banned 2 years ago. and i've never used the site ffs.

>>39393562
>>I will miss shipanon though

I'm still here, I gave britfags a quick look but it looks quite poor desu

>>39393542
It really does. Do you wanna try infinitechan instead?

Strawpoll: http://www.strawpoll.me/13818958

>>39393562
>cripplechan
Meaning britfags yes?

>>39392590
>Ebin's alternate personality compliments Ebin
hmm

>>39393513
>anti-gay marriage
Like I give a shit

>>39393346
What's his views on the Pakis?

>>39393564
>>39393513

>Why would anyone want him as pm

>He is openly anti-gay marriage
>ultra hard brexit
>he denies climate change

Lol pretty sure you just answered your own question, he's pretty redpilled unlike a beta cuck like you.

>>39393579
Neither, stay here
I won't let Ebin and crew ruin this for me

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>>39393528
Good game, good game

>>39393607
If you want to stay then that's probably for the best, you'd ruin it for us

>>39393620
>Brucey will never beat you in a game and say gg, gg, ez

>>39393598
https://youtu.be/szGxq3pvJPQ?t=20

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Lads I cant handle these brain zaps I'm going to have to take benzos all day to take the edge off and probably end up fucking myself up

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>>39393362
Bit surprising
>chad tier
>posts here

>>39393389
Quite understandable. I like to try and give an even approach where possible desu.
Never played that though, so I can't say I can relate in any way. Whats it like?

Hang on a minute, what are we running from again?
>age pol was fine ish, and educational institutions open again soon
Is this literally an ebin vs anti- ebin divide, because the anti-ebin already have an 8 thread

>>39393574
My sentiments entirely lad. Reminded me very much of /brit/

>>39393649
>>39393601
Sold on this alone

>>39393662
>Whats it like?
It's fun, if you enjoy running around a jungle killing dinosaurs. Less fun if you find being mugged by 30 meter long snake monsters unpleasant. Because this will happen. The fuckers don't have legs, so they're near enough silent. They'll appear anywhere, anytime, and you can't hide from them. I've taken to always carrying a rifle if I leave my house, but even a bullet to the head doesn't put the more determined ones down.

They feel no fear, no mercy, and no regret. They will hunt you down and watch you bleed, just because they can. They will rip everything you've ever loved from you, and piss on it, just because they can.

It's a good game.

>>39393649
>Pakistanis living in England

Sold. He doesn't pretend that they're British

Don't get why girls complain about shaving their legs dessy. I just did it and it feels nice.

>>39393346
Would be great but he's such an old school conservative he'll never become party leader let alone PM

>>39393802
Heh, wait a day or two, then you'll know.

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>>39393749
Sounds intense lad.
>ywn run around spearing dinosaurs
Why even live?

Those sort of games got really stale really quick for my desu though. Not sure why.

>>39393802
For them it's a chore. For you it's a gender-bending sexual thrill.

Wish I could into vidya. I've tried but it just doesnt grab me.

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>>39392590
Welp, my dog might be put to sleep tomorrow, I have to accept it lads..

>people actually advocated a thread split

going for a wank lads brb here have some tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53iCEDtDq6M

>>39393824
>Those sort of games got really stale really quick

Won't pretend that this game doesn't suffer from that. I've never made it to the late game tech, always given up before it ever reached that point.

>>39393868
Damn
Do you still have your dad or will that make you an orphan?

>>39393875
It's on 2x chan now, there's an entire board for it and it's C O M F Y A F

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>>412576
So it turns out there's already a /britfeel/ colony on Infinitechan. That should make the migration very smooth. Furthermore the layout is essentially identical to 4chan, perhaps even better.

Infinitechan does not show up in google searches, you have to type in the url yourself, which can be found with a google search.

On Infinitechan you can create your own boards, and there is already a /britfeel/ board that operates with a big singular thread format like we're used to.

The links to the board and currently active thread can be found at the bottom of this thread: http://britfa.gs/b/res/412535.html

If you want to join us, you are more than welcome to. This move should filter out at least a few plebs, who will remain here. The new /britfeel/ will be comfier than ever.

>>39392520
Dunno. Has that rapist vibe like Elliot had. Fitting I guess.

>>39393895
I still have my parents with me

>>39393918
you got a link, pal?

>>39393922
begone trip

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>>39393842
I only started getting back in to it a couple of weeks ago after having not played it in a almost a year, but oh boy how I have missed Battlefield 1, World of tanks and the witcher 3 I feel as if i got a part of me back that was long lost.

>got told to go somewhere else with malice a few days ago
>now being told to go somewhere else out of sincerity
Fucking pick one

>>39393868
Be there for it, just spend as much time as you can together and treat it especially now. When it goes down make sure you're at least present - let it go in loving company.
>>39393890
for me*^^
But yeah, I mean if you enjoy it none the less it doesn't really matter. I'm just not into that sort of thing haha.
Goodluck getting to late game tech though lad.

Kek, just had at look at the two migration attempts. Both look boring as sin.

Guess it's the lads who add nothing to the conversations here who want to move over.
Just take Ebin with you.

>>39393968
Fuck off you lovely cunt

>tfw I just watched Ebin destroy a computer far better than my own

Rather faggily might I add.

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>>39394007
Leave us BASED lads here. Hope no one spoils the new Rick and Morty.

>>39393970
I spent time with her today, god I wanted to cry

>>39394007
Good, stay here. Don't want you there.

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Why was I even born lads, why couldnt I have been a dog or some sort of jungle creature, why did I have to be born as the only creature with a high sense of self on this planet. Born to be an amalgamation of genetic defects, manlet, dicklet, balding. I have like 0 redeeming qualities, if I was a dog at least I would just live my life enjoying knowing nothing other than being a dog.

Its fucking horrible. I just want to meet a nice girl and live the rest of my life out but I know with my assets that wont happen. Im so fucking, this whole existence is just rigged, wheres the off button?

The toxic parts are what they themselves consider toxic, this includes ricks love for morty. Nice rick tries to kill morty to win toxic rick back.

>I wouldn't think twice about harming them if I knew who they were and if they were to ever appear in my vicinity I will have prepared.

Good thing we have his information to report such threats.

>Ebin doxxed
>thread forked
Big night

>>39394067
>Implying anyone gives a shit about Rick and Morty spoilers
I wish someone would spoil the finale of Brexit already.

>>39394097
plebbitors do unfortunately

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>>39393970
>I'm just not into that sort of thing haha.
I can see why. It does get frustrating at times.
>Goodluck getting to late game tech though lad.
I'm going to need it, it was a fucking polava getting this toad back to my base, christ only knows how I'm going to manage to kill the bosses.

>>39394086
Yep, thread split because the lads who complain and don't contribute to the thread won't make the effort to bring comfy feels and get these threads back on track.

fuck

think I just ate a mouldy fucking strawberry

RIP me

>>39394130
>Ebins already started his massacre

I REALLY want to be come an adored trip personality but I am uninteresting, no mouldy doors or anything. What do

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Are all the trips going to cripplechan, good news if true.

>>39394161
Grow a culture from your cum.

>>39394161
if you want to create an online persona, go and post on reddit faggot

>>39394161
Make some good OC.
Quite a few lads here are recognisable without trips because they make some OC

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>>39394161
I'm not very interesting but just kept posting.

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>>39394036
I know what it's like, but be glad you have gotten the heads up so you know to be spending your time in quality.
Don't be afraid to cry when it happens, just let it out, nobody will judge you and everyone including us will understand.
>>39394116
>Polava
Never heard of that before, but I get the idea. I'm sure you'll get there before long lad, just keep persevering.
>>39394184
Hows Peru been actually? Any good stories? You may or may not feature in the literally worthless "Britfeel Times"

>>39394161
Do a cooking video before I do.

>>39394184
so Sophie lad. i have already lost one person who i consider a friend (ebin) and i consider you a friend too. are you going to continue posting in britfeel or are you migrating to one of these new threads?

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>>39394184
is at some type of commie symbol

>>39394161
Make up fake characters.

>>39394218
Nah he's gonna stay here and keep making /comfy/ posts about paki rape gangs.

>>39394218
are you traitor a stay with your fellow anons

>>39394184
Sophie poster how do you feel about the fact Ebin was probably right and she would choose him over you?

>>39394182
For a while I chilled out at nightguard times and posted cozy night pics while keeping the thread alive but obviously daytime britfeel wouldn't recognise me.

not sure how i'm going to cope sharing a kitchen with 5 other people

who else /going to uni with crippling social anxiety/ here?

Friendly reminder that you should be voting in the Britfeel Age strawpol
http://www.strawpoll.me/13818447

>>39394212
mack go back to being a voicey anon, don't become a (you) whoring trip

>>39394272
i feel torn lad. i will be checking out this thread and the new one before i make my decision. there are too many underage fags in here tbqh.

>>39394278
>people mocked him mercilessly when he posted this
Based Ebin

>>39394315
So far no underagers have been found >>39394303

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>>39394218
I'm honestly hoping that the migration fails, things cool down and ebin comes back after getting better over the break. I don't prefer the ui of one over the other, but
>tfw you have a friend
>>39394251
Careful, I'll have a planned tantrum and dowse my pc if these false claims continue
>>39394201
Really nice, having a nice meal on a posh train tomorrow
Yay mum I'm famous
>>39394278
He's not bad but in all honestly I'm probably more attractive (might have cried a little bit)

The infinitechan thread is comfy as fuck

>only 1 captcha per day
Glorious

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>>39394331
Nvm one voted in underage but the vast majority are of age fuck now I look dumb

>>39394290
Right here,

Im 20, a dicklet, overweight but losing it, manlet, balding and a virgin. Looking forward to trying to become a social butterfly, I dont mind sharing a kitchen with people im more worried about the people there not respecting my kitchen ware.

Where you going lad? Im at UCLan

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>you thought I was exaggerating over ebins looks

Apologise!

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Quite an eventful night.
Hope you lads are doing okay in the meantime.

- Kev x

>>39394359
Sorry mummy I promise it won't happen again pls leave my penis unstepped

>>39394335
>and yet you are posting here

>>39394361
you were instrumental in it

>>39394310
Sorry, I mostly post Anonymously, but if I feel it's relevant then I'll put with trips.
I posted that interview of Ali G and Jacob Rees Mogg earlier without trips.

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>>39394394
Oh. How so?

- Kev x

>>39394359
Random question, is your real hair long or shot?

>>39394359

We all stand corrected lad, let us never doubt you again, hope he is okay, give him love from shipanon not romantic love, that's reserved for susan

>>39394355
They won't respect your kitchen ware, especially if it's good stuff and kept clean.
Expect them to use it, make a mess, then not clean it for days.

>>39394355
University of Leeds

dreading it tbqh

>>39394413
Shaved short

>tfw balding at the front

>>39394390
Just want to make sure none of the good lads get left behind. Noah's Ark is leaving, don't want to drown do you?

>>39394359
He looks great, but I can't imagine that voice coming from that face.

Will you be joining us in infinitechan, Tilde?

>>39394424
Might see you around in Leeds.
Bit of a scary thought

>>39394333
Sounds pretty comfy lad, when does this seemingly very posh holiday end?
Also nice digits
>>39394290
Think I'll probably be up and around at weird hours anyway, as long as they are hygienic then I won't be too bothered desu.

The native infinity anons don't like the half chan invasion

>>39394454
why is that a scary thought?

im not going to murder you anon

>>39394450
No don't let Tilde in, he'll ruin the comfy

>>39394467
>2 anons said npthey weren't sure about increased post rate by a small amount
Yeah looks like we gotta migrate again, it's us against the world.

>>39394423
Fuck off, really? I get extremely anal about that shit so I guess ill be outcasted cause I dont stand for people not helping out. Im literally only planning bringing 1 plate, 1 bowl, 1 pan, 1 pot, 1 fork, 1 spoon, 1 knife, 1 mug and 1 glass.

>>39394424
Ooof! Nice uni anon, you'll be fine in leeds desu cause its northern and northerners are the best!!!

>>39394485
No one from these threads ever seems to be in Leeds. Well there was LeedsLad but he appears to have gone.

Tbf I'm not up the Uni way of Leeds much anymore

I wish hikkichan had a /britfeel/, had quick replies and wasn't so fucking slow. It'd be near perfect.

Gonna call it a night, will weigh up infinity vs half in the morning

>>39394359
Can I ask you a question?

plz

>>39394359
I am heart broken over what has happened with ebin, lad. Genuinely got tears in my eyes while typing this out. i hope to god he is ok. i feel like i have lost a friend.

send him my condolences. i have had many comfy chats with him in the past.

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>>39394467
We're a fragment of a fragment of a fragment. Don't come ruining our shit mate. Go ruin /brit/.

>>39394562

I won't anon, I'll stay here

>>39394523
/britfeel/ has always been a beautiful harmonic balance between normies and NEETs though. Hikkichan is just for hikkikomori

>>39394557
Think Ebin has followed to infinitechan

>>39394517
Yeah, first year dorms are horrible because everyone gives up after a few months and basically begins festering in shit for the rest of the year without regard to other's belongings.

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>>39394359
Give him a hug from tv guy even though he's probably too popular to know who I am

>>39394464
The fourth I think, my normie brother is back to college the next day

>>39394413
Long, getting on for shoulder length desu

>>39394450
I already post there as anon desu. I can't see a split working out but if it were to happen I think we would need our own place

>>39394537
Go for it although I'm going back to sleep in a bit

>>39394359
He only looks half decent when put next to the utter rejects that are his family
Now stop being a smug narcissistic cunt.

>>39394591
Im not fussed about people using my shit more pissed if they use it then not clean it, I will be seething if it happens desu.

>>39394614
ever fingered your desusan while looking at his pic? or touched your willy

>>39394614
>Go for it although I'm going back to sleep in a bit
I was going to ask if you are going to move over to the new thread with us lads but I guess you already answered it just then.
Need to use the trip though, won't know it's you otherwise

>>39394614
Shoulder length hair is not long.

t. nearly waist length hair

>>39394361
trip to /brit/ is needed sometime soon tbqh

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>>39394423
>>39394591
What the actual hell lads
Am I spared this terror by going private dorms?

Might keep all my cutlery in my room and any pots/pans too. Food I on the most part can't really help. Not a good feel at all lads.
>>39394606
I've not even had that long of a holiday when it was going somewhere in the UK. You're lucky lad, truly.
Bit jealous desu.
Hope you enjoy the rest of it though and bring back some good stories.

>>39394678
More like /shit/

>>39394654
It will, accept it, deal with it.

>>39394687
If you live with other people and you don't know them, then no, you aren't free of this terror. There's always one cunt.

>>39394591
I'm not in uni but in that situation I'd probably just wash up my own shit and keep it in my room under the pretence of being a germophobe.

>>39394614
Nice. I'm not trans but mine is down to my ass now since I'm too much of a sperg to get a haircut and I like how it covers my face.

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>>39394728
Guess I'm going to keep a massive lock down on my stuff then.
Don't trust people as is, you'd think being clumped together people would give some mutual respect and understanding to the situation.

>>39394707
He would make it good though.

>>39394733
>I'm not trans
Nor is tilde
Self diagnosis does not count for anything

>>39394687
Sounds a bit sad lad, hopefully your uni mates will do some kind of lads on tour to Europe with you to break in your holiday card.
Thanks lad, I'll be here to give shitty advice about uni

>>39394787
Isn't he on tranny pills?

>>39394733
Basically what I did for my five years at uni. Whenever someone said the kitchen was dirty and accused me of it being mine, I'd just say I don't keep my stuff in the kitchen so it's not mine and I'm not helping.

>>39394748
Oh they do, initially. But then someone sets off a fire alarm at 3am, or fucks up the entire kitchen and doesn't wash it, or one cunt doesn't do their washing up and it starts a chain effect that means everyone else stops doing theirs. It happens in first year when nobody knows one another.

>>39394796
That he bought of the internet
I could buy them too if I wanted, wouldn't make me trans, it'd make me an AGP prison gay attention seeker

Just killed a big spider with my tax bill lads

>>39394824
>>39394614
Speaking of which, how much did you pay for them and where did you get them? Seems like something you'd need a prescription for, but I can't imaging Tilde getting them on the darknet.

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>>39394598
He said he knows who you are lad

>>39394655
Bit of a loaded question that anon

>>39394675
I'm jealous lad

>>39394733
I want to grow mine out super long but don't think Mr shekelberg would approve. Want to dye it the same colour as Kougyoku-chan although I'm sure I'd regret it

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>>39394789
Maybe, will try my best to be a social /lad/ but I don't see anything major happening. Who knows.
Thanks though, it's appreciated.
>>39394799
Oh boy, I'm not looking forward to this at all then. There's some shelfspace where I can put cutlery and pots/pans so I can cover myself that way and I always clean up after myself when I'm done with the kitchen so nobody can put it on me like that either.
3-4 years of stress, can't wait.

>>39394858
Tell Kyle I might report him for the threats on his blog

addicted to this song lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvZJI8rerWA

anyone know of anything similar?

>>39394857
It's easy as fuck to get them imported from some other country, even if you can't get them from a UK seller without a prescription

>>39394869
Well you're not going to live there for 3-4 years, are you? In my second year onward I moved in with a bunch of mates. They didn't exactly keep the kitchen very clean, but it wasn't horrible and they respected each other's boundaries. It's just uni dorms with strangers that are shitholes, (unless you're shit about picking people when you live with mates).

>>39394290
tfw accommodation offer expired tfw have to find a place to live in in york in a month

haha thanks higher education

>>39394858
If you come out as trans you could get a pass on the hair not that you should need a pass for having your hair how you want. You can always say it's for religious reasons too.

I like the idea of dying hair, but it seems like such a pain in the ass. It's dryer, which makes it harder to brush out, and you need to keep getting the roots done to not look like shit. It's a cool colour btw.

>>39394880
not a good idea if you're the doxer

>>39394928
I don't even know how I would go about arranging a group of people to live with like that or if I could even get the friends to do so. I guess I'll do my best but I might end up in private accommodation for the rest of.

>>39394964
I'm not but he can't doxx me.

>>39394939
are you a 1st year?

tbqh it's your own fault for not responding to the offer..

>>39394858
what age are you and post pics, just had a wank over your feet and leg pics

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Is there anything you can do to help someone who's started cutting themselves for self punishment?

wishing id bought some cured meats tbqh

Bedtime for me now I think.

Goodnight fellas, enjoy the rest of your night.

>>39395089
advise them to cut longways for results

>>39395089
Advise him to talk to his Doctor.

TFW might lose my virginity tomorrow, guys it's finally happening!

>>39394980
If you have to share a communal kitchen in private accommodation, be aware that there's a chance it could turn into a shithole at any moment. If you can, live with some mates you meet on your course, or get a studio flat.

>>39395089
look at pictures of what the scars will look like in the future, that should be enough to put you off

>>39395134
blowjobs are abetter but good luck lad

>>39395134
Don't get your hopes up. Women are notoriously fickle about these things

Good luck though lad!

>>39395121
I should mention, he's in a psych ward now - he showed his parents and they called an ambulance. He went willingly but was angry at himself for not waiting longer, since he felt that they stopped the bleeding too soon and he didn't punish himself enough

I don't know how long he'll be in there this time, he almost left by his choice on monday but the doctor said it wasn't safe for him to leave
Since it's his second time in there he doesn't have any hope or optimism about getting better and he has no intentions of stopping self harming

The other chan migration was a total disaster lads

>>39394858
Mate you will become a literal meme if you dye your hair. You know, 'warning colouration' and all

>>39395183
Theoretically, he should be getting the immediate help he needs at the moment, but he's likely to need some sort of therapeutic intervention long term I would imagine. Sorry to hear that lad, but it's good that he has you looking out for him.

>>39395211
Nevermind those lot lad.
Notice how they are hung up on a migration and here some proper discussion is going on. Says it all tbqh.

>>39395150
>>39395172
She invited me to stay the night so it's either going to end up with me crying on the sofa or becoming a normie.

>>39395216
Depends on how originally cute he is.

>>39394858
Don't grow it long. It's fucking irritating to maintain and manage. Just keep it to shoulder length or thereabout.

Anyone else here have literally zero relationship with their dad? He abandoned us when I was 3 months old and I didnt see him again til I was 18. Since then we've met a handful of times. Never hugged or had any meaningful conversation.

>go to britfags
>see labour edition
>leave

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>>39395234
I only found out he was back in there yesterday, and it happened on thursday. Since last tuesday I haven't had any responses from him, but I didn't think anything drastic of it because the last I had heard from him was that he wanted to be alone to think through his problems himself - which didn't raise any flags at the time because at that point he seemed optimistic about getting better (he was diagnosed with OCD which showed him a clear problem with a clear solution instead of undefined ambiguity) and was just trying to adjust to being put on SSRIs

I regret not trying harder to get him to talk to me. The last time he messaged me (sunday before that week), he was apologising for putting me in a difficult position, telling me how he was looking forward to seeing me again after his self journey and thanked me for being there for him - I don't know if that means he was hiding the extent of his depression from me and lying so I didn't think anything big was wrong, or he just went down south within a day or two

His parents have an appointment with the doctors there today
Are psych wards equipped to do OCD therapy? Because that's what he needs the most

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Getting a piano tomorrow lads. Quite excited desu. Feels a bit like Christmas did when I was a kid except far too fucking hot for my liking.

just gave the wife a good beating lads

>>39395366
Aye. I think the last time I saw mine I was maybe 20/21. I'm 26 now.
Don't know how much he knows of my life, I know he has found out bits and pieces through some people. Not in a rush to contact him and find out though. It's never bothered me.

>>39395368
what is britfags?

>>39395405
Go and give her a slap from me. The stupid fat slag

>>39395355
Mines fine. I spend 10-15 minutes coming it out every few days after I shower, and it's pretty thick.

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>>39395415
He has a new family and I get on with his kids. They say he's been a good dad to them. Why couldnt he be that to me?

>>39395461
Consider how he changed between you been born and the new kids. It's shit to feel that way but equally could have been a good dad to you if he was at the point of his life he was with his new kids when you was born.

Having a child can be freaky and scare people, they don't want to admit it because then it makes them look bad.

>>39395390
Therapy is normally something that would form part of an after-care plan as it's a fairly scarce resource desu. It just depends on how well served his area is. The team looking after him should come up with a plan for the support that he needs going forward. A good friend is worth a lot too, and will help him to adjust.

>>39395366
>>39395415
>>39395461
>>39395494
How does it feel knowing that your dad is a spineless cuck and he doesn't want you

>>39395494
Yeah I know things are always more complicated than they seem. I've never hated him, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel. Sometimes I wonder what I'll feel when he dies. Probably like this I guess I'm the anon going without his meds for a couple of days, I'm not usually this fragile

>>39395521
Doesn't bother me in the slightest. Not really hung up on mine not been there.

>>39395521
cuck isn't someone who abandons kids retard, its someone who raises another mans overgrown creampie

>>39395521
How does it feel to not the know the meaning of the word cuck?

>>39395517
>A good friend is worth a lot too, and will help him to adjust.
I don't know if I should go see him whils he's in there
Last time I got a message from him on the day he went in, he told me which hospital he was at but told me not to visit him because he'd feel guilty

This time I didn't find out until I asked his sister half a week after he went in, so I don't know first hand his attitude towards it this time - his sister said that he apparently has no hope of getting better since he's been through all of it before and ended up back again. If I did go and he did just feel guilty, would that lead to him self harming again to punish himself? I don't know what I should do

>>39395546
Tbf. It feels like you should hate him but it's quite normal to actually not. I guess it's just part of you knows he is your dad so you can't hate him as easily.

Don't worry lad. It's just a down moment, you will pick back up shortly and just remember you know how to improve on the dad aspect if it happens to you. I'd rather have a shit dad and be a good dad instead of have a good dad and be a shit one.

>>39395568
>>39395572
Of course it's not the right definition but it's just a word thrown around nowadays so

>>39395429
the cripplechan /britfeel/

>>39395587
I'd be tempted just to turn up desu, but psych wards are a little different. Ideally, check with him first, but if you know he's going to say no, you could always risk it and turn up during visiting hours. Besides, visits are encouraged in a mental health environment, because they will be working to help him to adjust to returning home. Maybe double check with the ward he's on first.

Why are there so many pakis on 8ball pool

>>39395609
To me it's become a word to describe a man that exists only to serve women and the offspring of other men, who puts the interests of others before his own to a pathetic and self destructive degree. Not because he's virtuous but because he can't be alone and it's the best he can get.

>>39395665
Told you to stay here Sophieposter

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>>39395665
cp and loli fags of course

>>39395655
I'll wait to see what the result of his parents meeting with the doctor is (whether they think he should leave as soon as he can or stay in) and then ask his sister if she thinks it's a good idea, I think that's the best way to handle it - since she knows what he's like at the moment and it avoids getting a no from him straight out

I used to self-harm a lot and have horrible scars. Regret it now but in the moment you arent thinking about ever being better enough to care. Good luck to your mate.

>>39395751
That sounds like a good plan to me.

>>39395776
What was it that made you stop?

>>39395802
thanks anon