>My birthday is tomorrow

>>39390027
i sincerely hope you die tomorrow

>>39390027
Happy bday OP does this make you feel better or worse?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

>>39390049
Rolling for the midnight demise

Virgo is the lamest horoscope, even sounds like virgin

>>39390112
Ya but we have the largest coccks

>>39390071
Not OP but she sounds like a bitch, my penis is only 5 inches and I'm a manlet fml

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Sometimes it's not much better even if you do have friends

>My birthday a few years ago
>Invite whole social circle to my house
>Drinks, music, food
>Lasts until the early morning
>See one male friend and one female friend being overly friendly
>They leave to have sex
>I'm still a kissless virgin

I hope your dick falls off, you nigger.

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I wish you a happy birthday, here is a meme. This is like my first not mean comment so kill me please ;)

>>39390027
I'll be 22

>>39390027
My birthday was yesterday and this is how it went
>Woke up disappointed im still alive
>Went to work
>Came home
>Went to bed
>woken up in the middle of the night by mom
>come downstairs honey
>a fucking grocery store cake with a couple of candles
>she has her phone out
>starts recording and singing
>automatically turn autismo mode on and run upstairs remembering the loser birthday feels thread
>cry myself to sleep and hear my mom cry downstairs
>dad didn't even call
Happy birthday anon, I hope you have a better birthday than I did. God bless you.

So anyone have any good birthday stories? Plz share

>>39392356
Goddamn anon.. You could at least go through it for your mom's sake.

>>39392356
Fuck dude, why man?

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>>39390027

Happy birthday

=aasgagfdh

>>39390027
Happy Birthday I know its just another day to some but do something you enjoy tomorrow

Happy Birthdayy anon have a nice day :)

>>39392356

mine was a week ago

>be 2 weeks ago
>get text from dad saying happy birthday
>ignore it
>week later its actually my birthday
>wake up, walk past mom on way out, she says "hi"
>go to work
>they have a cake and give me a box of chocolates
>take pictures of me looking depressed, struggling to cut the cake
>ask me what im doing
>"nothing, its a tuesday so everybodys busy"
>go home
>go on 4chan
>fap
>sleep

>>39390027

happy birthday dude treat yourself to something

happy birthday, anon.
may you be the prettiest princess of them all tomorrow.

>>39390027
okay

!remindme tommorow