How do I get a comfy office job where I don't do anything

Those jobs exist but naturally they're all taken.
Pray to heaven a HR Stacy getting 60 bucks and hour laughing her ass off to applications takes pity in you and gives such a job.

>>39389346
why do women take all the good jobs?

>>39389281
I'll give you a job. It's called shut the fuck up. I'll pay you a kick in the wank every two weeks with a yearly bonus kick. Looks good on a resume too.
Dont listen to cucks like >>39389281 They only post shit like this because they have no job themselves so they pretend to have actual knowledge about the job market. You're a fucking joke, kid.

>>39389703
great post, really well done my friend

a lot of comfy office jobs are entry level though and pay a little bit above minimum wage. Just enjoy repetitive tasks, not always at a computer (filing), and being alone a lot of the time.

Minimum wage in Texas is about 7.50 I believe, and these office jobs will pay you 10-11 an hour.

>>39389931
Fuck you. I swear r9k is full of internet tough guys. I'm fucking 6'4'' and handicapped and I could still kick your ass.

>>39390085
>handicapped
>supported my the state
>complains about people complaining about working

enjoy your cake life, invalid faggot