>be me today
>wake up
>hear guests
>pretend to be asleep for the next 8 hours instead of saying hi
Aren't you hungry and need to piss
I do that everytime. Fuck them.
>>39389304
Do u even piss bottle, bro?
>>39389273
I do this shit whenever my family comes over except for my grandma. I remember one Christmas I stayed up all night just so I could sleep through the family dinner. All my family talks about is politics and it's unbareable. At least they're conservatives.
>>39389484
So you eat piss candies