Do you think you'll go to Heaven or to Hell, /r9k/? inb4

If they exist, I would like to think heaven, out of pity. I'm not an evil person, just a waste

>>39388275
God will reveal himself to me too late. I am welcome to the idea of him but he eludes me. Assuming you're referring to the Christian Hell, probably I go there because I don't accept their dogma

it is my plan to get to the 9th circle of hell so that when satan starts chewing on me he will be poisoned to death
gg dark lord of the pit

good and bad are only determined by what you think they are so it makes this question very hard to answer. i like to think that i'm truly neutral and i've never made a difference in anyone's life so i guess i can't be sent to hell

>>39388317
I kind of feel the same way, as far as being a decent person.
On the other hand, I'm a sexual deviant and watch a lot of porn. Traps, anal, femdom etc. you name it. I'm not sure God would look too kindly on that so that could send me to Hell instead.

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>>39388275
But they literally aren't real. (hurr durr) You can't say "just answer the question" and then say "but not that answer!"

>>39388412
Yeah that's pretty much the exact thing that worries me. Basically comes down to whether God thinks loli = pedo

>>39388423
It's a morality question, you fucking redditor. It's just asking whether or not you think that you're a bad enough person to deserve to go to Hell. It doesn't matter whether they're real or not, the general question still stands. Do you or do you not think that you deserve something like that?

>>39388425
Well pedo probably wouldn't be too bad in his eyes, since it was normal during B.C. time. It's only wrong now cause of man made laws & feminism
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>asks an opinion directly dependent on belief in an afterlife, and of a certain type
>disregards belief in the afterlife

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>>39388275
I have a few stray degeneracies and a couple bad sins I've committed in my life, but not to much as to go to hell, I wouldn't say I'm even on the same universe level of people that go to hell.

>>39388423
Have a pity (you)

>>39388489
do you honestly think anyone who's ever lived deserves eternal bliss or eternal torture, anon?

>>39388275
hell because masturbating immediately makes you go there

>>39388489
That makes the question just as meaningless since morality is 100% subjective.

Well if we're going with the Christian Heaven/Hell, obviously Hell. I'm a sexual deviant, take the Lord's name in vain etc.

>>39388548
what i mean is that if you masturbate that basically guarantees that you're going to hell

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Hell probably, my love of boipucci gives me a one way ticket there.

>>39388275
heaven desu if it exists. i really dont enjoy fucking people off. not because i abstain or something its just not in my nature. and im not a pushover either its just that when i can i try to help unless you fuck me over

>>39388275
If we are going based off the bible I'm going to hell, if we go off standards set for good by modern society..
Shit possibly heaven?

Im not baptized so I'd probably wallow in purgatory until the apocalypse comes and then likely get sent to heaven out of the whole "accept jesus into your heart" thing. But if we were talking about morality then probably hell.