>Americans can be arrested for underage drinking when

>>39382356
Also, their age of consent is 18, so you can become an actual pedophile by fucking a fully developed 17 yo

Americans are allowed to die fighting for Israel when they are 18.

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>Americans can be arrested for crossing the road

>you have to be 18 to purchase silverware in bongland
Gg you limey fucks

>be American
>Need to make a right turn
>The light is red
>I can turn anyway because we believe in right on red
But anyway how's those L tags working out for you guys? Does it stand for loser?

>Brits can be arrested for saying mean things on the internet

>>39382356
The drinking age used to be lower in the states. But the rate drunk-driving fatalities among young adults changed that.

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>>39382356
>britbongs can be arrested for shitposting on twitter

>>39382519
No, no, no, no. You're thinking of Canada.

> in Britbog you have to announce to the government when you want to watch porn

>>39382356
Americans...easy on the freedoms

>Can't have a foreskin to fap with because it's too dangerous
>Can't have a beer because it's too dangerous
>Can be drafted to go die in the desert

Really made me think.

>>39382596

>b-but we don't have a draft anymore

Still have to register for it and for a lot of economically disadvantaged students recruiters come to brainwash you into joining when you're still a teenager.

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>Brits can be arrested for tweeting bad things about Islam
>Brits can be arrested for looking at 2D porn
>Brits can be arrested for using Pirate Bay
>Brits have to pay soda tax
>Brits have to pay plastic bag tax

Eurocucks BTFO

>>39382439
I don't think anyone in the history of bongland has cared about that.

tfw War on drugs is about getting blacks into prisons
tfw marijuana is higher on the list then crack, heroin

>>39382635
Brits aren't Euros.
Besides, Merifats cant take banre.

>>39382635
Don't forget the TV license and having to show credit card info just to watch porn.

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>>39382635
>Amerifat talking shit

I need to get out of this country. Which state in America is the best to live in? I'm thinking maybe Oregon.

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>>39382692
>Britcuck leftist is angry that he can't show support for a bigoted campaign group

Get fucked, Corbynista

>>39382679
Truly these are the things that matter. These are the freedoms we'll be in Afghanistan for four decades fighting for. Can you imagine NOT living in a country that spends 54% of its tax income on war, then takes out $20T in debt on top of that? Surely America is on the rise!

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>Americans put their eggs in the freezer
>Americans sleep with their shoes on
>Americans put their microwave in the shower

>>39382714
You can talk shit about our government all you like but in 10 years do you think it'll be legal for you to do the same to yours?

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>>39382714
I bet you voted Labour, didn't you?

>>39382735
>>Americans put their microwave in the shower
No but I'm thinking about it

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>Europeans can be arrested for saying bad things about muslims on Facebook

>>39382757
I'm American my dear bong

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>>39382774
Ahhh, a Bernie supporter?

Sorry you were born retarded, Anon.

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>be european
>get put in prison for being depressed
God, i wish i was american. Maybe in the next life.

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Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?
Do they deny our lord and savior?

>>39382596
>Can't have a foreskin
That's not a law, retard. If you're cut and autistic enough to obsess over it, you can blame your parents for making the choice.

>>39382863
>our
But Easter is a Christian holiday, not a Muslim one

>>39382549

It's also an attempt to control drinking on College Campus's.

"Attempt" because it doesn't really work and they sneak it regardless.

>>39382356
>get arrested for minor in possession when I'm a fucking adult
never understood this shit

>>39382863
Um sweetie, we practically invented the modern Easter. How do you think a pagan holiday celebrating Spring could be turned into a holiday about Jesus coming back from the dead and a rabbit hiding chocolate eggs without America?

>>39382892
>>39382978
he's talking about the kinder egg I think

>>39382356
>>39382549
MADD can suck a dick
mothers against anything can suck a dick actually.
Fucking hell why is any organization with "mothers" in it an attempt to kill freedom

>>39382993
Kinder Eggs are shit compared to Cadbury Eggs anyway. I'm not a child, I don't need a toy in my candy. I'm a grown American man who wants more candy inside his candy.

>>39382556
That's not true. Canada has pretty lenient laws when it comes to internet interaction I think.

>>39382466
Thats not a thing.
You are allowed to make right turns and left turns on double one way streets.

>>39383026
>grown American man
400 pounds?

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>>39383019
MADD are radicals, they wanted GTA IV to be bumped up to AO just for featuring a way to be intoxicated while driving.

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/24405072/ns/technology_and_science-games/t/madd-attacks-grand-theft-auto-iv/