have you guys ever tried surfing? helped me lose weight and eased

>>39379391
To me, surfing has always been the more faggoty version of being a motorcycle hooligan.

I want to get into it but it seems quite hard and surfboards are expensive

>>39379398
you could do both

Literally a normie hobby.

>>39379434
That is true. I have always hated the beach though. Mostly because I'm a FAT FUCK.

JK. I hate sand. Must be autizm

>>39379391

Implying

>live near a beach/ocean
>have enough skills to surf
>be rich enough to afford a fucking surfboard

Great fucking advice anon.

>>39379495
you can get a cheap epoxy for under $100 and you get the skills by just going in. It's not hard, stop making excuses faggot

>>39379391
>tries surfing
>everyone laughs at my feminine frame in a wetsuit

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>>39379391
HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA GO SURFING ALONE FAGGOT, NOT LIKE I'M GONNA LEAVE MY STUFF ON THE BEACH AND EXPECT IT NOT TO GET STOLEN OR SWEPT OUT TO SEA

>>39379545
you literally need a surfboard and leash wtf else are you going to take you aspie?

>>39379573
Clothes, towel, sunscreen, phone wallet? Well at the very least where do you put your keys? Even if you have a zipper pocket, what if your car key is electric?

I'm all for doing things alone and not giving a fuck, but some things its just not possible to do without friends.

>>39379391
>helped me lose weight
Lol, how? The ocean is doing all the work.

>>39379702
Dry yourself off back at the car, leave your key under the back wheel arch. Done it for years and had no problems.

>>39379707
You have to paddle out back after catching a wave in? plus all your core muscles are getting exercised whilst riding

I'd like to but I can't swim. Does it count if I snowboard during the winter?

>>39379767
>trying to explain physical activity to a shutin

>>39379759
Everyone leaves their keys there. I'm probably going to end up taking your car for a joyride one of these days if you're in California.

>>39379866
Thats why I bought a manual car, faggots can't steal it if they can't put it in gear

>>39379519
>$100
So you want me to get a surfboard that will snap in half while surfing?

>>39379906
Have fun when a nigger grinds the fuck out of your gears.

>>39379932
Luckily I live in the southwest UK, I have never even seen a nigger irl

>>39379950
Doesn't everyone drive manual cars there? I thought you guys were too poor to afford automatic transmissions.