/OFFICIAL FEMBOT THREAD/

>>39361309
be my neet gf instead, i have a job

>>39361309
>>tfw still no boyfriend
trust me, there are lots of nice dudes on this website who is willing to do whatever it takes to have you as their gf, there is no need to cry about it

>>39361353
>>39362167
No be my gf! I'll treat you better than any of these losers and I'll fuck you like you want!

>>39362167
I'm sure a lot of those nice dudes are also fucking weird as shit.

>>39361309
>tfw still no boyfriend
this week*

>>39362178
you can have her, i dont even want to be this attentionwhore's bf

I thought this was a thread for fembots only, and it seems there's only orbiter wannabes in here
Dick owners BTFO right now

Any fembot that posts under me is no my gf, thanks

>>39362194
I was just proving a point

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>>39361309
>tfw no shota or teen boy to be my friend and talk to me about cutesy stuff or about his daily life
wtf i just like talking to young boys who can act cute but not overly cutesy either and who like to talk about themselves and their lives

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>>39361309
>complaining about not having a bf on /r9k/
>/r9k/ guys are too "weird"
Wow roastie thanks for activating my almonds now if you would hang yourself that would be nice

>>39362225
>being this new
the way to get rid of whining women is shove dick in their face until they fuck off

>>39362249
what if i start sucking instead?

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THERE ARE NO FEMALE HERE
IF U REALLY THINK THEY ARE U ARE FUCKING RETARDED
KYS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39362260
You couldn't fit my dick in your mouth sweetie

>>39362227
>>39362260
Hey, you're my gf now, so suck mine pls, thanks

>>39361353
go get fucked desperate loooser

Who else /college/ here?

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>tfw no fuckbuddy to suck on my enlarged penis-like clitoris

>>39362331
Where do you live. Post up pls

>>39362276
disgusting, i don't like horse cocks

>>39362281
>is no my gf
>NO
>you're my gf now
having some existential crisis right now, are we?

>>39362185
ofc, im pretty sure a lot of fembots are weird as shit as well, it kinda comes with the package of being on r9k doesnt it?

>>39362364
I o c. You are excused due to this typo, thanks. Any fembots posting are NOW my gf. Thanks

>>39362364
Its not that big, but if you were disgusted about how monsterous my cock was, I'd be beyond diamonds.

>>39362416
guess there's just no way for me to win this then

>tfw selling friendship bracelets for $5 each for my fans

:^) feels good man

>>39362492
Every possible scenario ends with me cumming

>>39362515
fuck off ciara, how does one even get "fans" on 4chan?

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>>39361309
>only fembots allowed to post
>/r9k/
Don't tell me what to do, woman. You're in MY fucking home.

>>39362562
post tits blah blah etc

>>39361353
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD WAGIE

>>39362167
there are no nice dudes on this board, i have talked with many robots and everyone is full of their ego

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>>39362609
im pretty nice, i have aspergers though, so idk how to get a gf let alone even making friends and its killing me

>>39362609
There are some but this retard isn't one of them.

>>39362609
Girls don't like nice dudes, they just take advantage of them. I'm glad robots are learning.

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Fembots are a thing that does not exist. Stop pretending.

>>39362636
Nice dudes are great, but they have to be authoratative at the same time. Nice dude bossing me around a bit, yes please.

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>>39362627
I'll be your friend, anon!

gotta be original

>>39362662
You have a different definition of nice dude than me. Being mentally balanced and assertive is the opposite of being a pushover nice guy,

>>39362667
Be mine too, pls. I have no friends either

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>>39361309
> tfw half of the "fembots" are roasties and no virgins
Fucking whores go to Facebook or instagram.

>>39361353
>be my neet gf instead, i have a job

I'm a neet dude, haven't showered in 3 days, tfw still no girlfriend.

>why no girl tells me "be my NEET bf" ???
>why, WHY ???!?

>>39362718
sexual dimorphism duh

>>39362667
well.. how do we stay friends anon?
inb4 its another of these r9k memes i dont get and you dont actually want to be friends, if you do want to though, my discord is ShinyPants#1072

>>39362636
what is your definition of "nice dudes"?

>>39362562
Make YouTube videos, get subs and fans

>>39361309
>>tfw haven't showered in 3 days
why the fuck do you do this to yourself. It only takes 10 minutes to get clean you fucking pig

>>39362778
Being a pushover with no self esteem or self worth.

>>39362804
then it requires hours to clean up the mess and the apparel

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>no australian boyfriend to play league and WoW with

why is it so hard to find neet boyfriends who enjoy the same games as i do and don't care about anything else like sports

>>39363012
Because you play normie games that's why

>>39362810
Well yeah, it's pretty well-known that confidence is attractive for the general population, both for men and women. But to say that everyone think that way is stupid.

If I wouldn't like ""nice guys"" (or at least your definition of it), I would never even talk with a robot in the first place.

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>>39363018
ok and what do you play? csgo? ffxiv? some kind of 90s game that has 2 pixels for the main character

>>39363024
I don't find confidence in women attractive. When I 'like' I mean find attractive, and yes all women do find confidence attractive.

Quit fucking complaining. Women have it easy to choose who would be their "boyfriend". So go and do what you were suppose to do, which is getting a Chad boyfriend.

>>39363048
Grand strategy mostly. I'm also hard into political simulator games, and history-centric games. Other than that I do enjoy a bit of farming simulator, Mount and Blade. I also like real time tactical games.

>>39363012
>tfw australian neet with enough time and money to take up both but wont because my current r9k girl harem is basically full

i could take ya on sweet heart, but i just dont got the time. sorry luv.

>>39362235
What is this autistic shit. Just what did I even read.

>>39361309
>tfw it's Monday and I'm posting while at work
>took a long, hot shower last night
>have a loving gf

Things are going pretty fucking well for me considering the severe mental illness, alcoholism, related health problems, mourning and debt.

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>>39363112
how boring can you get

>>39363127
that's okay, i'd rather find someone who wanted to spend all their time with one person

>>39363177
>how boring can you get
it's ok, not everyone has the mental capacity for intense thinking in video games

>>39363177
do you play anything other than league and wow?

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>>39363196
>farming simulator
>mount and blade

and you wonder why girls won't talk to you

>>39363222
lol I just like teasing people who play normie games
I play them a bit myself but pretending to sneer at them is funny

>>39363091
Yes anon, and no, not all women. They have the same reasons as you

Stop pretending to be stupid for the circlejerk and the memes

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Posted it in another thread so might as well do it here:

Any girl want to get in homoromantic relationship with me when we support each other emotionally, cuddle, talk and do fun stuff while being free to have some random guy for sex once in a while?

Most of us cant help being heterosexual but at least we can acknowledge that women make better romantic partners and have cute relationship.

I look good, have many interests, enjoy going to interesting places, have good taste in films and can cook.

>>39363177
yeah u sawy u want someone to focus all their attention on ya now, but trust me, i got 3 girls for a reason. they fuckin dont.

>>39363278
So explain to me why you don't find confidence attractive? I'm genuinely interested

>>39363291
>het
>wants to date women
something doesn't add up

>>39363291
That sounds fucking awful. Get some female friends and a real boyfriend instead of banging dudes on hookups.

>>39363333
Homoromantic =/= homosexual

I kind of agree with ancient philosophers (well some of them not as ancient as Shopenhauer and kierkegaard and to some extent those of classical era had similar ideas) that relationships between men and women are never as fullfilling as platonic relations between same sexes.
To them platonic had also wider meaning than today, encompassing some aspects of romantic love.

Tldr: hetero relations are for making babies, not true affection

>>39363427
yeah, you're closeted bi or closeted gay, nice try

>>39363322
But I haven't said that I don't, but it's not important for me. It's nothing that I really care about.

>>39363350
I have female friends, they are wonderful but not into this.

Had boyfriends, thats why I consider relationships with men overrated- even the best ones cannot act against their nature and relations with them tend to be boring and unfullfilling. They are not interested or suck in things I mentioned I wanted in relationship (talking, emotional support on both sides, etc).

They are good for sex though.

>>39363461
Would really love to be but if I couldnt force it for more than 20 years, I will not force it now.

>>39363506
unironically, go to tumblr
here a woman who wants to date you will want to fuck you
a man who wants to fuck you will want to date you
since you don't want to do either, try tumblr, if new age sexualities can work anywhere it'd be there

>>39363505
Maybe you don't find over confidence attractive, but if you were with someone with a below normal level of confidence, you'd get sick of it very fast.

>>39363539
Youd be surprised how much tumblr and chan tend to mix. There are quite a few unique snowflakes here.

>>39363606
I think I'm starting to understand

>>39363012
i am australian desu. ill take you up on the league offer but i wont be your bf, just a friend since i know you are a fag.

>>39363291
i'll be ur g(boy)f except

Anyone responding to anyone elses post in this thread should get their 4chan license torn apart.

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>>39363655
i'm female(female) but sure, drop discord

>>39363567
Extreme low confidence is objectively a negative thing, but it is not a deal breaker. It would most likely affect the relationship but it doesn't stop me from falling for someone or getting to know them.

What really matters is how the confidence affects their personality, but that's another question

>>39363688
Do you live anywhere in Europe? That would help

>>39363856
no america, east coast if that helps a bit.

>>39362718
Biology
It's unfair, it's shitty, but that's how it is, and always has been

>>39363177
Shit i was getting into WoW and been back in league for a couple of months anyways, sadly i'm on NA servers.

Don't know how good of an idea it is to ask for contact here though. Have had bad expreiences.