Which one do you decide to choose in this situation?

>>39359169
top half human, that's the half that matters

>>39359169
the fish tail one cant run away so obviously that one

>>39359169
top atleast you can talk to her and get bjs, bottom has a fish brain so you'd just be fucking a corpse

>>39359169
Left if I could eventually leave.
Right if I was stuck there forever.

>>39359243
Run away to where? Your both alone on an island. Probably got more of a chance of fish tail swimming away.

>>39359389
to the sea duh. shes part fish

after ive coaxed her into coming close to land I can drag her onto the beach so she cant escape.

>>39359248
what if you can only fuck the vagina? that's a better question

>>39359248
Brain capacity isn't shown.
What if you start a race of intelligent fish human hybrids

Hybrid children watch the sea
Pray for father roaming free

>>39359464
shes already half fish, so our children would be one third fish.That means I just have to make so many children and grandchildren until the fish part is so small that it doesnt matter anymore

>>39359248
this so much oh god i was like 8 when i thought that jeeeesus thanks

>>39359491
Roughly.
I think your numbers are off but it does tend to 1.
That's why I said >>39359266

>>39359412
With the top half fish and bottom half human I doubt she would be able to swim that far, but even still you would probably have to keep the mermaid moist to keep her from drying up.

>>39359169
The mermaid would run away after one day with you motherfuckers

>>39359661
Don't worry, I'll do my best to keep her moist :^)

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>>39359169
>fish fag
>he doesnt want a pure mammal sea f
Hahaha you people are unbelievable

>>39359169
the fish tail. At least she can be a companion to talk with so I don't go full Cast Away and start yelling at inanimate objects. She might even be able to go for a swim and catch us some food to eat or something.
If she is nice to me I probably wouldn't mind living out my life on the island with her.

>>39359749
Good luck with that because I can't see a vigina

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>>39359169
I don't believe in a no-win scenario.
*photoshops fish bottom and top together*

http://kirkfails.ytmnd.com/

Neither, their both gonna stink of fish.

>>39359464
Top kek my dude, good taste.

>>39359169
even tho the second one is tempting with its nasty blowjob skills, i would go for first one. so she can spank me with her fish tail.

I'm so degenerate I don't mind fucking a fish vagina. So top-half human.