>Dad found my dragon dildo

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>sister saw the semen storage

>>39341789
>Dad found my dragon dildo

did he return it to you after using it?

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>tfw no bad dragon dildo

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>mommy found the cum soaked panties

>tfw mommy found my underground jewish labor camp

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>>39341789
>great nephew fell into the shit pit

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>mom cleaned the diarrhea dungeon
this is it isn't it

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>>39341903
>underground jewish labor camp.

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>They found the slightly ripperoni doggeroni

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>papa perceived the precum precipitator

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>daddy found my sperm receptacle
just as i planned

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>sister slipped on the smegma sponge
she is going to the hospital now

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>friend found me sniffing his boxers

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>dad triggered the diarrhea dispenser

>>39342165
what's the next step in your plan?

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>>39341789
>father's ghost found the jizz matrix

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>papa pedro flushed the pruno

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>mike found the kike bike

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>Mom found the playgirl magazines
>and the playboy magazines

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>landlord found the cuck cord

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>cleaning lady emptied the shit jars

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>>39341789
Grandmother grabbed the gay gloop ganglion

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>pastor found the penis plaster

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>uncle uncovered the umbilical oubliette

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>>39341789
>sister scouted the special sauce sprayer

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>crush found my drunk kinky sex messages to her

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>>39342671
>crush came cognizant of the cummie coaxing

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This is nothing. I live (and work) at a facility for people from violent families (you can stay for up to 6 months for free).
Of course, I needed to have some fun, so I got high as balls on benzos, opios and shit. Ultimately, the manager of this place (and my boss in the same person) caught on and searched my room. Empty beer cans, drugs, some opium and fucking nutmeg. Searched my trash bin and had to see the cum tissues, but said nothing.
Of course, it is strictly forbidden to be here under influence of anything, even a single beer. You should have seen my face when I found out, after waking up at the hospital.
Somehow, I kept my job and place. I'm a master at sweettalking and getting what I want, but this was a fucking close one.