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Describe your oneitis

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>short, ~5'3" I guess
>Strong 6/10
>Unironically thicc, not fat, but wide hips and decent tits
>High plump cheekbones
>Generic blonde hair
>Weird eyebrows that end about halfway over her eyes
>Very big forehead/high hairline
>Thin nose bridge
>Could have used braces when she was younger, here teeth are not crooked but something is a little bit off
>Only wears high wasted pants

She looks like a Best buy version of Elsa pataky
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>5'3"
>thin, small tits, nice hips and ass
>dark complected, might be part asian or latina or something?
>gaunt face, high, defined cheekbones, thin nose, dark eyes
>long black hair, sometimes with bangs
>covered in tattoos, has a sleeve on one arm
>despite this she looks and acts very feminine and demure, is pretty quiet
>wears a lot of clothing that she considers fashionable, some of it is slutty, some of it is ugly, but mostly it looks good enough
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>>39341252
Yeah alright
>Tall, 6'0
>Very overweight
>Strong
>Long blond hair
>Wonderful voice
>Round nose and face

Think Miranda Otto in lotr but 170lbs and able to fuck you up a bit
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>>39341355
Nice dubs and nice oneitis 7/10
>>39341377
Nice dubs but I don't dit overweight girls sorry 5/10
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The one on the right

>5"3
>Into anime and games, cosplays a lot
>i have her on facebook but i havent spoken to her in years, she doesnt reply when i try to talk to her
>its been 6 years since i first had feels for her, still imagine her when im with other girls
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>>39341940
And like a fucking retard i forgot the picture
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>>39341252
>people have oneitises

how can you even love women? you should know theyre only going to disappoint you
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>>39341971
You don't get to choose who you fall for.
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>>39341355
why does so many people on this board pretend to be a girl?
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>>39342171
what? we're describing the girl we like, not ourselves.
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>>39341252
>5'5"ish
>average sort of build desu, but nice shapely thighs
>quite a strong jaw
>lil bit of a bum chin
>near perfect teeth
>this cute toothy smile that makes her look really overexcited
>light brown hair that she sometimes dyes blonde
>very shaped eyebrows, clearly spends a lot of time on her appearannce
>dresses discreetly but wears clothes that are clearly expensive
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>>39341252
>a little tall for a girl, like 5'7/8"
>asian (ethnicity, english born and raised)
>pretty average body
>medium length black hair, usually tied up
>eyes bulge out a little bit when she's concentrating
>round nose
>little bit of a chubby face
>thick dark eyebrows
>a smile that lights up her otherwise unexceptional face
>pretty much always wears jeans, sneakers, a sweater and a scarf
>always has earphones hanging round, often has one in even when she's talking to people
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>tall ~5'10"
>long, dirty blonde hair
>in incredible shape, says she can squat 250 lbs or something like that, used to run track in college
>pretty but slightly masculine face
>almost flat chested, usually wears sports bras to compress them even more
>covers her mouth when she laughs or smiles despite having normal teeth
>lesbian, has a gf
JUST
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>>39342619
>lesbian
i know that feeling all to well anon
at least you dont have to imagine her getting railed by chad though
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>>39342658
true, that would be worse. at least her and her gf are cute together and seem to be happy.
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I dropped my oneitis yesterday after she said she was too busy to go drinking and then went out drinking without me.
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>>39341377
finally someone with good taste in women
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>>39342902
Only girl I ever liked.
Rest have all been shit.
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>>39341953
>>39341940
That's a real shame anon. She looks very cute and slightly innocent
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wtf op that you described me exactly but im a boy
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>>39341252
>taller than me (6'2 would be ideal)
>chubby
>black hair with bangs (fringes for retards who don't know this word)
>glasses (real ones as I'm also short sighted)
>nice, loving and feminine
pic semi related, she looks similar to what I'd want
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>light blonde hair
>blue eyes
>pale white skin
>used to be thicc but is now thinn
>big triangle nose, looks a little funny from some angles
>goddess tier jawline
We go to the same university but I stopped trying to talk to her a long time ago
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>>39341377
6'0 and 170lbs is not even a little overweight, its 23 bmi
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>>39343339
I didn't know her weight, this is me guessing through rose tinted specs.
DEFINITELY overweight.
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These days I am for brunettes. A strong character, francoist one would be perfect for me.
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>5'8"
>Pale
>black hair, runs a little past her shoulders,
>doesn't really have an ass or tits,
>large brown eyes
>thin as hell, probably like 110 or smaller
>one of the smartest people I've ever met

I'll post a picture if it's requested. I don't really care otherwise.
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>>39344526
originally post a pic my dude
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>>39344578
I second this o r i g a n o
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>5'6
>Eastern european and lebanese mix
>beautiful tan skin
>thin and flat stomach
>swimsuit tan lines
>perfect lips
>medium length brown hair with blonde highlights
>C breast size
>nice butt
>is smarter and more clever than me
>literally a 10/10
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>>39344526
>read it as "110 or smarter"
Still kind of accurate.
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>>39344578
>>39344599
Sorry for the delay, wanted to find one that did her justice.
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>>39344800
Hahah this is "thin as hell" for Americans
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>>39341252
She's cute and will never be mine.
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>>39344966
The sitting down doesn't help it.
In actuality she's smol as fuck.
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>>39345039
Judging by her arms, she is not thin as hell. Her weight is normal.
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>>39341252
literally any girl i see at any point in time

i still think about this one girl i saw when i was on vacation, she was a maid at the hotel i was staying at. really short, ink black hair, curvy and tiny waisted, very feminine and the cutest face i've ever seen. she had on this outfit like a rustic plaid dress and a white apron or something, and she obviously filled it out very well (i would guess her waist was like 22" and her hips were like 38", super thicc). her face was really what sealed the deal though, she had a really cute nose and big gray/blue eyes. i would wife a girl with that face even if her body wasn't anything special, but in this case it was. i still wonder what it would be like to cuddle with her. maybe she was sucking a smorgasbord of cock but i didn't even care at that point
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>blonde
>about 5'6"
>cute face rosy cheeks
>ponytail
>thin but full lips
>eyes that are a tantalizing truce between blue and green
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>2D
>unknown height
>medium length gray hair, covering one eye
>thin but busty
>waifu
beats all of your non loyal SHIT 3dpd arbys sandwiches. she is my tulpa and I can already talk to her and just need to work on visualization
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>5'1"
>skinny white girl (I just want her thighs to be thicc and it will be heaven)
>likes nerdy shit, but powerlevel is too low regardless
>fucked chads in the past
>ex druggie
>mildly schizo, she does well on her own tho (can drive, work, school, etc.)
>solid 7.5/10 (if she gets thicc, I will make it a 9)

I don't care about her past. She gives me the warmth I so desperately wanted for years, and I have never experienced what it means to be loved until now. But I'm so scared her schizophrenia is going to get worse and take her away from me.

Fucking damn it all. I finally found my everything and yet the world is still reminding me that it can, AND WILL, take it all away. FUCK.
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>my height or shorter
>can bake really well. I love homemade cakes, cookies, etc.
>preferably STEM major but that's irrelevant.
>isn't obsessed with being tanned 24/7. Shit looks gross.
>pale and redhead is ideal but she could be the darkest skinned person alive and I'd be okay with it
>wide hips
>big eyes
That's pretty much it. I really don't care too much about body type so long as you don't have saddlebags or have leather for skin.

My current gf is an inch taller than me, weighs about 100 lbs more, is brunette, and is a criminal justice major but fits the rest of the bill. I love her to death. We have a lot in common but not too much so we won't ever get burnt out from one another.
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