So how does one mastrubate under his bedsheets without making

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>>39333780
*snorts derisively*

Probably the exact same way you turn water into flawless gold bars.

>>39333780
Hold in your explosive diarrhea.

>>39333780
Get a blanket specifically for jacking off, wash it regularly

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>prime Kate Bush will never be your gf
It's not fucking fair lads, it's just not fucking fair

>>39333899
gee Anon, how do I do that?

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>>39333780
Couple of options.
>eat your cum
>stick a sock over the end of your dick before you cum
>method described in picture

>>39334299
>tfw she will never steal the moment from you
>tfw you will never exchange the experience

>>39333780
Right once you are about to orgasm you grab your shirt and orgasm in that because it's cleaner than your bedsheets. If the sheets are more clean then I'd just orgasm into them though.

>>39334268
This. I wrap it around my boxers-boner and jack off like that. Minimal cleanup.

>>39334900
Unironically something I did for 10+ years. Sometimes I didn't even move the wet spot because it felt nice and cool in the hot summers.

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>>39333780
is this the samer personer?