Why don't you squat, /r9k?

>>39329706
Fuck off, faggot. You're not fooling anyone.

>>39329706
i squat and deadlift a lot
will you grope my butt please

Prove you're real and I'll post mine

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I have a nice butt and am pretty tall and athletic.

Girls I know always touch it and say how nice it is.

When I go out to clubs or bars I will often feel someone grope my ass and I look around to see who it is and a group of girls are just walking by looking the other way giggling.

>>39330191
Me too.

After a few weeks in my new office job, some girls were giggling when I came back from my break. It was obviously about me. I asked what was going on and they revealed how everyone thought I had a really nice bum. They asked if I do specific exercises for it. I don't, but I walk a lot.

Didn't helped with the gay rumours tho

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But I already do, OP.

>>39330191
>>39330245
post pictures or lies

>>39329706
Why don't you fuck women?

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Dont squat for nice ass
Squat because its more comfy than standing

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>>39330346
Half two on a fucking Sunday morning and I'm doing this for crying out loud.

I'm the office guy. I'm sure people will give me shit but please remember I do wear clothes in the office and make an effort to make sure everything is a good fit.

>deforming your body just to attract succubi
Disgusting.

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>>39329706
it's also a good way to draw male attention

>>39330295
sexy
>>39330675
nice rump
>>39330442
disgusting m8

>>39330442
absolutely originally gross

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>>39329706
Ass, mmmmmmm

Fujoshit pls go.

>>39331779
I have a vid of this guy getting fucked in that big ass by a negroid man.