Hey R9K, I've sucked my own cock and swallowed my semen

If I got a stiffy from this post does that make me gay

I've always wanted to suck my own dick
Please tell us how

>>39327497
>Hey R9K, I've sucked my own cock and swallowed my semen about three times while dressed up in girl clothes. Does this make me gay?
Dumb sissy white boi.

>>39327497
You've had a cock in you, so yes. Your gay.

>>39327581
Insecure darkie, I thought we'd lost you.

>>39327548
You have to really flexible, and fairly skinny

>>39327548
You should be naked druign the process. Before doing it strech your legs a bit. the sit down with your legs spread in front of you, lay on your back and put your legs over your head. Being skinny, flexible and having a good cock helps.

>>39327497
No it's just masturbation, another thing to think about sucking a man's dick is not gay if it was then shaking a hand would be gay as well.

>>39327596
No it was his own cock so it's not gay.

>>39327497
How feminine is your penis? Is it more of a boiclit or a penis?

>>39328048
But did his balls touch?

>>39327497
what technique did you use to suck yourself off? asking for a friend.

>>39328092
Who the fuck ask this question for a friend? Anyways if you guys are that gay just suck each other off, swallow is cum and vise versa.

>>39328125
none of us live close enough to each other :(

>>39328085
I hope they did pretty hot thinking of a trap (dickgirl) sucking his own boiclit

>>39328150
Thats why their is Grindr senpai tons of men who are thirsty for cum

>>39328048
Not really sure, but a person i swapped lewds with told me my penis looked like a trap's penis

>>39328048
>>39328152
>boiclit
Stop it. It's a cock, dick, or penis (or sometimes benis).

>>39328152
Thats gay as fuck OP had his own penis in his mouth

>>39328125
this does not answer my question at all anon

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>>39327497
>I've sucked my own cock
Dude nice!

>>39328188
You're gonna need to provide us with some reference material.

>>39328188
Ok so a nice feminine ladycock why not become a dickgirl?

>>39328193
Not him but I like the word Boiclit.

>>39328152
Dickgirls are futanari you tard

>>39328202
All right I use to suck my cock too, I would sit on the toilet and blow my dick, some people say on your back legs in air works.

>>39328193
What about feminine penis? A boiclit is a micro dick.

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>>39328248
3d dickgirls are the same as 3d shemales though.

Also 2d dickgirls as a classification of futas tend to exclude the "pure" dick+vag futas.

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>>39328270
Feminine penis is fine I guess but who actually uses the phrase outside of memetic shitposts?
I'll concede boiclit may be appropriately used to refer to a micropenis, but those are rare.

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I-Is it against the rules to post lewds of myself?

>>39328383
Just post lewds of "a friend".

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>>39328383
It s-should be f-fine if you don't b-blatantly attention whore.

>>39328383
Sorry to say it's completely random. I used to post in trap threads sometimes and there was no telling whether or not I'd get a ban for posting and then responding to people.

>>39328383
>>39328595
aww, I was looking forward to some lewd anon action

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Here, a picture of my friend

>>39328973
Your friend is very cute anon

>>39328973
You'll regret doing this

Stop

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>>39328973
Just want to let you know I saved this to my gay folder to fap to later

>>39328973
>>39328998
That is a very cute friend indeed and I'll be saving this very cute picture.

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>>39328973
>>39329019
it's already going on reddit

>>39329019
He'll be fine. I did this kind of thing for 2 years and the only downside was realizing nobody wanted me for anything besides my butt. He looks better than me as well so maybe he'll find happiness.

>>39328973
Nice friend, does he have a feminine penis?

>>39327497
>I've sucked my own cock
No way. You can't without taking out two ribs, like Marilyn Manson

>>39327497
Not actually homosexual but still a fag and a degenerate.

>>39329175
I do it all the time. It requires a decent length benis and for you to be thin. I'm super smol 12 inches across at my waist but I can only get the tip in my mouth.

>>39329241
>It requires a decent length benis
You can make up for that by being flexible. My dick is only 5 inches, but I can get the whole head in my mouth and a little bit of shaft.

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Jeez, these replies

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>>39329359
Is there a problem here anon?

>>39329359
>Aaaaall these silly boys replying to my pic omigosh~!

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Here's one from another pal of mine

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>>39329709
I want to bury my face in that ass

>>39329709
Hey white boi, wanna worship my bbc?

This thread is proof white men need to be sent to war or some shit to toughen them up. Can't be doing with this.

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>>39329760
get the fuck out of my thread you nigger

>>39329760
Sorry, no black guys.

>>39327497
No, you were wearing girl clothes so it's okay.

>>39329864
>>39329835

But getting B L A C K E D is the ultimate form of degradation for a trap tho

Don't you want the BBC in your white boipucci?

>>39330034
do not come to this website ever again please

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I bought a dildo and I love it. I don't want to be gay

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>>39330126
Liking having things in your butt is perfectly straight.

If sucking you own dick is gay then why isn't giving yourself a handjob gay?

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>>39330150
I'm conflicted. I don't think I really like guys but I love anal.

>>39327497
It makes you a faggot, but i don't know if it makes you gay.

>>39328973
>>39329709
God i want to suck you off so bad
No homo of course

Nah that ain't gay.

>>39330046
Race mixing and trap fucking are two sides of the same coin tho.

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>>39330210
Checkmate atheists.

Originalio

>>39330459
It's not him it's just some guy(s) he knows.

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>>39330550
They're not even close what are you smoking.

>>39328973
Are you
>>39327497
>Hey R9K, I've sucked my own cock and swallowed my semen about three times while dressed up in girl clothes. Does this make me gay?
Literally nothing about this is gay

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>>39327497
>>39331920
I've been doing the math and from what I can tell there's nothing gay about sucking cock, be it yours or another.
I'll run the numbers a few more times with applicable permutations and variable allowance but the results are looking pretty solid.

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>>39332160
How are those results coming along?

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>>39333227
Very promising so far.

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>>39333343
Alright, let me know when the full results are in so I know whether to hop on this dick or not.

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>>39333370
Good news! And bad news.
Handjobs are fair game, any time, any place. You can suck them off once a day but any more than that puts you in risky territory.
Hold off on hopping on that dick though. As it turns out taking it up the butt falls into what we in the field refer to as "gay as hell" so steer clear.

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>>39333914
Ahhh shit, what am I supposed to tell them now?! FUCK!
THE RESULTS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PROMISING

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>>39327497
Unless it's someone else's it's not gay. Pleasuring yourself is objectively not gay and I can't even suck my dick. The people who say everything is gay are just deep in the closet.

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>>39333956
Sorry anon I thought it turned out pretty well considering.

>>39333989
I'll suck your dick for you. It's not gay if you just sit back and do nothing.

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>>39334019
That depends on if you're a trap, if you are then it's not gay at all. If you're not, then look for the gay bots of this board.

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>>39334079
I don't wanna suck a gay bot though. They're weird desu

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>>39334212
>I don't wanna suck a gay bot

>As he asks what he presumes to be a gay robot if he can suck his dick

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I eat my cum all the time, it's called being efficient, I don't know why people act if it's some extremely degenerate act.
I remember getting into an argument on /mlp/ about eating your own cum, a guy actually compared it to eating your own shit.

>>39334405
>shit opinions and observations from /mlp/ posters
what a surprise

Anyways please elaborate on this "efficiency" aspect of cum-eating.

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>>39327497
If this post ends up in double digits, that means you're gay

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>>39334534
Scientifically proven. Suck it.

>>39334516
>Cum
>Just eat it, don't have to wipe on a tissue, under your chair or dump it in a cum container.

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>>39327497
This post ends in double digits, thus meaning you're a fag.

Fuck off, m8.

Very gay
Every single male nig and spic about to be displaced by hurricane Harvey could have a giant orgy and it would be less gay.

>>39334574
How do you eat it without dripping any though? Do you use a cup (would need cleaning or burning)? Your hand (you'd have to wash it after)?

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>>39334534
>>39334576
Stop trying. You're only wasting your own time and everyone knows re-rolled dubs are worthless anyways.

>>39328048
>No it was his own cock so it's not gay.
Dick is dick. He sucked it so it's gay.

>>39333914
That is good to hear, one time I had to give my friend a brojob to cheer him up after his gf dumped him. My other friends called me gay for it but now I have undeniable proof that it was in fact not gay. We also sometimes jerk off together because jacking off alone isn't as much fun but now it's clear that it's as natural as playing vidya together, nothing gay about it. Thank you for your research, anon.

>>39334613
I just use my hand, on occasion some will drip on the floor and then I'd just clean that up.

I clean myself and my room extensively and make sure to wash my hands for a solid 5 minutes on top of using alcohol, I live with my mom and I can't do anything filthy like having floors with cum stains or touching stuff after getting cum and saliva over my hand.

>>39334682
sounds uncomfortable desu

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>>39334613
I recommend lying on your back and flipping your legs over your head and cumming right down the pipe. I like this method for two reasons. First off, it doesn't get anywhere else, secondly, it's hot and thin. Cumming somewhere else gives it time to cool down and congeal.

>>39335211
I'm not too flexible so it's easy for a drop or two to miss this way (talking from experience).

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Good morning anons, OP here. Just wanted to remind you all that I'm really straight. I like girls and I do not like penis. Also my boyfriend is cute so that makes it not gay.

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>>39335627
>I like girls and I do not like penis
B-but girls with penises are the best girls, anon!

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THE CURE FOR HOMOSEXUALITY

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>>39335795
No, Anon, this is the cure.

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>>39335795
>>39335825
(((THERE IS NO CURE GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS CITIZENS)))

>>39327497
Why are all gaybots sluts? Can't I find one where we get to know each other first? That'll never happen though.

>>39335902
I don't want dick anon. Showing my body off is really gets me going, I couldnt care less about people wanting to dick me.

>>39335918
You are a slut. Just a selfish one.

>>39335918
>I like being a slut I just don't care about getting a dick in me
Still a slut either way.

>>39335902
>tfw bibot that is slowly developing a violence fetish.

>>39336051
Why are you give me a (You). FUCK OFF MALE STACY'S REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39336098
>Why are you give me a (You). FUCK OFF MALE STACY'S REEEEEEEEEEEEE
(You)

>>39334852
>sounds uncomfortable desu
it's actually not that bad
the way I'm explaining it doesn't make sense