>tfw when your parent catch you jerking off and ask you if

expland u fag

>free waifu
>op declined
why would you do this

>>39322549
My mom is conservative af and thinks jacking off is evil, i just told her i was bored n shit.
Dad is based and knows shit, he told her to leave me alone and she started crying (dont ask me) they then both sat me down and asked me if it would be cool if me and that chick married, she is cute and has a nice ass and all but i still dont make money so i dont want to have to bang my wife while my parents bang ew.

>>39322626
>a nice ass
Marry, the bitch

>>39322626
muslim?
oregano

>>39322678
Bro if i wanted to marry i would marry, I dont want to seen as a bitch who got a handout wife/approved gilfriend and its beta af not to find yourself a girl.
>>39322678
Ye
But im not middle eastern

>>39322742
Are you fucking stupid? Tons of people would kill for a handout wife like you're getting. Take it and stop being a bitch.

>>39322787
idk it just seems cuckish to me, i really dont like shy cute girls like her, im more into thots i can flex on snapchat tb qh.
I love hoejabis they are life.

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>>39322832
>it seems cuckish to me
>i'd rather have a thot who will literally cuck me

>>39322862
lol nigga youre the dumb one, you fuck hoejabis and foreigns till like 25 -7 and then you marry a virgin 17 -23 year old who takes care of you. Nobody wifes a thot.

>>39322923
neck yourself you degenerate trash

>>39322742
But dude, you probably are a beta bitch who wont find a girl himself.
If you know you aren't, then Don't do it
But if I was you I wouldn't hassle.

>>39323055
No i can find a girl easy, i just dont want to lock down( i dont want divorce and shit later)

>>39323305
Then gtfo this board. Normalfag

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>>39322862
>>39322787
>>39322678
>>39323055
its a bait retard

>>39323305
The what's the problem? You just don't marry and find a nice girl you're haopy with.

>>39323470
Its just funny they resorted to marriage lol

>>39322626
>mom cries because you were jerking off
this is probably common knowledge already but your mom is a crackpot

>>39324067
Probably yu rite