>crave chinese buffet >dont want to sit there eating alone

they say that to me too but im slim and have visible abs. its okay anon, enjoy your food.

>>39321508
Haha. Being fatshamed by a chink.
Should have got that bitch fired anon.

>>39321672
buffets are usually family owned so i don't think OP could've worked that out

>>39321508
I know the feeling OP

>Call Chinese place
>Order 3 meals
>Go pick it up
>Only one fortune cookie

They knew it was all for me.

>>39321672
You should kill yourself for supporting degenerate behavior such as taking an eighth of the buffet with you when you leave.

You kill yourself, too, OP, you Greater Ham-Demon.

>>39321508
Iktf OP I ordered a porterhouse for two from a steakhouse ate everything in one sitting minus the two salads

>>39321987
why do you need to harass us normie?

>>39322411
>normie
Look, you weak fuck. Lack of respect for others is a trait of the capable. Since Robots are weak and leech off the systems, they are the best definitions of normies. I've been over this before.
You're useless and shameful, and probably more of a normo than I am, since I still have residual empathy and synergystic logic in my mind while you think only of Minecraft and your next meal.
Fuck off, worm. I alone am king.

>>39321928
>Order 3 meals
You sick fuck, order one and leave i at that.

>>39321508
Don't be a pussy. Eat your 5 courses there and play on your phone.