>sitting alone in the school cafeteria

>going to the dining hall
hahahahaha

I've been eating the food I have stockpiled in my dorm so I don't have to deal with this

>>39318085
why dont you sit with someone new and make a friend anon?

I have literally never experienced this. Once or twice in uni I'd grab lunch during lectures when I had a break in my schedule when the cafeteria was nearly empty but that hardly counts.

fucking dumbass loser LMAO

that my I have no friends at school they fucking normies

>>39318094
>not eating your own food to have total control of macros but showing up at cafeteria anyway just to socialize
dyel?

>>39318098
i'm too shy
Most of them already know each other as well, it's harder to make friends when everyone is already cliquey
>>39318105
bully CUNT

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>>39318127
>to socialize
the fuck?

>>39318098
I'm ugly and also I don't have anything to talk about

I have no characteristics of a worthwhile friend

>>39318127
You have to pay/swipe to get into my cafeteria

>>39318085
I'm posting to become not a name fag

>>39318177
HAHAHA
you are a little PUSSY

>>39318127
Socialize? Where do you think you are?

I haven't talked to anybody. No one knows my name. I go to class and my dorm, or walks alone.

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>>39318210
STOP
I usually sit outside and skip lunch when it's raining. If i'm inside then i'll be surrounded by people who are all sitting with their friends

>>39318226
>STOP
make me, SISSY

>>39318194
That sucks, here you only have to pay when picking up food. Though it's so cheap for students anyway I sometimes buy it just to get cheap calories even if I already ate.

>>39318211
idk about your school but my uni has so many fucking group projects it's easier to know people than it is to avoid them.

and you can always give the heavy lifting to some nerd who genuinely enjoys coding and get a shared grade

Just sit with random people, steal their food and hiss at them when they do anything about it. Speaking from experience it works.

>>39318264
I don't have any social media and I look weird and ugly so people get upset when they're grouped with me

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>Be fresh English school teacher in Japanese senior high school
How can I make the niprobots life comfy? I don't want them to go through what I did.
With school starting soon, it worries me.

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>>39318177
>I'm a little faggot and not afraid to show it

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>>39318274
I don't want to be branded as the autist in my school
>>39318285
Well the simplest way would be to offer them to sit with you during lunch. Just ask them if they all would like to eat together. Don't they do this in france?>>39318236
I can't stop you if you've decided to be a bully.

>>39318275
I don't have any social media either but it's never hurt me, if anything it gives an ice breaker and a light mysterious (I recognize the fedora with this statement) vibe. "oh really? I hate facebook too but I just cant give it up.. you use whatsapp though, right?". I know cool kids without social media either and they're the most social people because they physically show up to socialize more than anyone.

>>39318345
>you use whatsapp though, right?
???

>>39318349
literally all communication in europe is done through whatsapp and has been since 2011.

>>39318367
ok I don't know what that is

I do not have any kind of social media. I have a phone number and an email. that's what I have.

>>39318349
though kids use instagram and snapchat (though it's dying) too but everyone has whatsapp because it works with any phone and only needs a phone number so you dont need to build a secondary network, it's your phone but better and free

>>39318377
whatsapp is just a platform for free text messages and group conversations with support for images, video, voice etc. no profiles, no photo libraries, no feed. just a free IM.

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>>39318085
>all tables are full
>forced to sit on the floor to eat like all the other degenerates
This was throughout my whole time in high school. Pretty horrible desu.

>>39319314
>long lines at cafeteria
>wait up guys lets go grab a pizza or something

>>39319692
>long lines at cafeteria
>too embarrassed to sit alone when there are so many people there, decide to go on a walk instead
>next class spent trying to not make stomach noises

>>39318285
how did you get that position? moved over there and got teaching credentials there or what? Heard its fairly easy

>>39319754
I honestly spent more time at mcdonalds than the school cafeteria in middle school. The place was filled with teens every day during lunch, they always prepared like 30 cheeseburgers and double cheeseburgers ahead of time

>>39319754
my life

my Iife

>cafeteria

the fuck? I always just leave campus and eat at a restaurant.

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>>39318085
Please don't fucking remind me.

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>mfw I ate my snack in a bathroom stall yesterday just like I did in high school
They said it would be easier.

>>39318345
>>39318367
>going back to school at 27 years old
>graduated from high school in 2008
>almost 10 years older than my classmates
>didn't even have a smart phone in HS
>never really got used to social media
>still just call / text or meet up in person
>no idea wtf is instagram, snapchat etc
>haven't updated facebook in 5 years

should i even bother talking to anyone? i can't help but think of them as children. teens always seem so aggressive and rude, too. i'm not really concerned about 'bullying,' nothing they say could bother me much. i'm just wondering if there's any point in even trying to make friends.

i guess as an older guy i could probably find some cute young girl that likes me but i don't know if i even want that.

I must have a good face or something. It was very difficult to actually sit alone and eat back when I was in school. Every few days some gaggle of normies would sit with me and try to open me up. Had to actually get up and walk away some times due to them being so pushy. The worst ones were the black dudes who would try to hook me up with girls they knew. I eventually found a teacher whose class was empty during lunch and I started eating there.

>not eating your lunch in the toilet

>>39320143
Wow that sounds like such a hard problem to have

>>39320144
I can't just pick up a tray with food and go to the toilet..

>>39320170
Grass always looks greener dude. You might have enjoyed it but I was a serious misanthrope back then. It was like torture.

>>39320205
Wow, sounds very sad and hard

>>39318236
He made you stop.

>>39320226
Sounds like it was.

>>39320226
Your suffering is self inflicted too, you just don't understand why. You place the blame on others just like I did because you don't even want to consider seeing things from different subjective viewpoint. You've reached conclusions based on your past experiences and stubbornly defend them to avoid cognitive dissonance and to protect yourself from being decieved or hurt by others. I just hope you learn some time before that stubbornness grows into a wall that you can't climb.

I skipped so many meals in college because of this. Saved a good chunk of money though.

>tfw you were always too poor for lunch

>>39320334
Preach to me buddy, preach mr. handsome sadsack

I lost 15lbs my first semester of college because I was too timid to go to the dining hall and eat alone.

>sitting alone at uni cafeteria

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>>39318085
>be postdoc
>sitting alone in uni pub
>see a group of your students enter
>they notice you and ask if they can sit with you

>>39320965
the privilege of being attractive

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>9th grade, sit alone at cafeteria at an empty table every single day
>new kid sits at the table one day by himself at the opposite end, sit by him to try and make a friend
>after some small talk we sit in silence eating next to each other, one of the most awkward experiences in my life
>10-12th grade, separate campus from 9th grade, get a little more freedom and don't have to sit at table for lunch anymore
>just walk or stand around the halls by myself now
>occasionally go to library for lunch period, but that requires a pass from the teacher and I didn't want to ask my teachers for a library pass every single day and have them suspect I don't have any friends

One day in junior year I say by myself at the cafeteria, and a bunch of guys came to sit because it was their table. They immediately knew I had nowhere else and let me sit with them all semester without prodding too much, all around cool people. But they were seniors and graduated after that so the next semester I was back by myself wandering the halls.

>>39321356
At my uni they've got big study rooms, I just take a table by myself and eat behind my laptop
If there's no room I just eat while walking

>>39318085

fucking retard.

You wait in the bathroom until lunch is almost finished, at just the right moment you get out of the bathroom and enter the cafeteria, if you time it just right you can grab some food at the moment the bell rings and eat it on your way to class.

>>39322237
Didn't mean to reply, not that it matters

>>39322248
obviously I'd do this if I could but it's not possible. You either eat lunch in the cafeteria or not at all.

>>39322317
Besides why'd you want to eat in a place that smells like shit

>>39318381
>>39318367
I'm european and I don't have a whatsapp or any contacts on my phone other than my parents and grandmother

what's wrong with this? I sat alone all 4 years of high school and it stopped getting awkward after the first like 2 weeks.

>>39322669
Did people stare at you?

>not going to mcdonalds on school breaks and eating alone there

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>sitting in a cafeteria
normie

>>39322715
Where would you recommend sitting then?

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>>39322715
The restroom obviously.

>>39320133
Hahahahahaha they will probably make you buy them booze and fuck some 16 year olds enjoy.

>>39322696
maybe the first year but after that not really

>>39322795
Shit, at least try to be a little creative.
I sit under the stairway.
Complete undisturbed solitude.

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>>39322739
>>39322795
I usual found a quite place outside to sit or in the library. Very comfy.

>>39322908
*usually

Also, quite deserted hallways are good too

>>39322905
>>39322908
I wasn't allowed inside the building during lunch.
It was either sit outside in a bench alone or the stalls.

>>39322908
He's had a bit much to eat, hasn't he?

;-)

>>39320133
25-28 is the perfect age to be in the position you are in o fuck naive college girls don't throw this shit away. It is not weird at all and you have a 500% higher chance to fuck college girls trust me. If you are 30+ then it starts getting a little weird.

Be like me and eat your lunch in the period before lunch then just sit in the library and do homework.

>>39320087
>not sneaking into the science chemical storerooms to eat lunch in

>>39323072
>not sneaking into the science chemical storerooms to drink chemicals

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>>39318085
>18 years old, failed a grade so I'm a junior in hs.

>All the tables in the cafeteria are taken.

>Set my bag down at one which basically means don't fucking sit their my bag is there.

>Go to get lunch.

>Finally get back.

>See a group of freshman niggers sitting at my table.

>Areyoufuckingseriousrightnow.jpg

>Parents will kick me out if I hit one more person because of shit similar to this.

>Take my bag.

>Dump tray out, don't eat anything.

>Leave.

>(Bonus) They don't allow us to use our phones at lunch because we "need to talk to people" which is utter bullshit because my only other friend is in another lunch.

There's a little more to it than that, but even talking about it makes me fucking angry.Now I sit with this one Indian kid that doesn't talk at all, so that's good. Can't wait to get out of this shithole.

>main building with the cafeteria has a "quiet room" that people can go in and study or whatever without being disturbed
>usually nobody there so I just eat my lunch there
>every so often a muslim person will come in and start praying and I feel like an asshole for using this room to eat my food while they're praying

>>39318194
do they have a fucking prison guard or is the cafeteria behind a armored door that opens automatically when you pay?

if not, just walk in

>>39323450
>allowing this kind of islamic trash in our schools

No wonder this country is dying.

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>sitting alone in the school cafeteria
>some normie feels bad for me and tries sitting down next to me

I'm alone for a reason FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEE

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>>39323752
The look of pity in their eyes does more damage than a lifetime of sitting alone.

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I know this feel too fucking well.
I don't even eat lunch. I'll go to breakfast first thing quickly, skip lunch, and go to dinner at the last minute.
It's so fucking nerve-wracking

>tfw uncomfortable eating around other people