>Forced into a group for a project >with 2 females >killmenow.jpg

>>39312740
Autistic aloofness makes you appear stuck up and condescending. I know because I have the same problem

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>>39312740
What exactly did she mean by this though? That you look nervous or just an asshole?

>>39312740
>Are you always this stuck up
Is this what they think? I thought they thought I was just autistic, so this feels slightly better if they think I'm aloof.

>>39312783
I didn't talk much and I made sure I talked at a normal tone. In situations where I shut down I let out a bit of a standoffish monotone voice but I've learned from my mistakes and tried to actively avoid that

>>39312800
They think you think you're better than everyone and won't deem it necessary to speak. They mistake crushing social anxiety for being a snob

>>39312740
If it looks like you cut yourself they will stop thinking your stuck up

>>39312817
Fucking pricks. I hate normies so goddamn much.

>>39312811
>normal tone
I'm sure what you considered normal was considered hilariously awkward to the point that you were probably trolling to them

>>39312811
you gotta understand that really social girls always project their cockiness onto any other shy quiet people by acting like they're the stuck up ones, they'll do it to shyer females as well as shyer guys. they are beyond annoying. but it's more an immature high school thing mainly (well in my experience)

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>>39312920
thanks for the criticism always gonna have this crushing anxiety might as well try to hide some of the perceivable effects of it

>be at halloween dress up party
>4 of us decide to go dressed up as crusaders
>grill wants to take photo with me
>"j-just me?"
>deny them a few times
>stacy asks a few more times and i say ok whatever
>take the single most cringy photo ever taken
>spaghetti spilling out of pocket
>literally leaning away from her as much as possible
>meanwhile friend is leaning into her
Will post pic if anyone interested

>>39312740
Sat at a lunch table with a chick I liked. She liked me but her friends were freaking cunts.
>Let's talk about our periods to make him uncomfortable
Can't let them win because I'm an alpha
Stone cold "I've heard far worse things from my brothers."
Cunts stare at me and shut up
Ifuckingwin.jpg
You can handle them anon. Women are like children. They want attention. Give them discipline and they get in line

>>39312950
post it anon

original as fuck

>>39312950
post it just blotch the faces. I think the rules might be ok with that

>>39312950
please do anon
oreganoleile

>>39312967
>wishing I could be this alpha

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>cop stops me, apparently for blowing a red light or something.
>car's a complete fucking shithole, trash is everywhere
>cop starts asking standard questions
>thinking I'm keeping my cool but apparently spaghetti is spilling everywhere because he keeps asking why I'm so nervous
>asks why I'm nervous about 5 times throughout the interrogation
>thinks I'm on drugs and asks to search the car

>>39312740
Say you are and ignore the bitches, ez

>>39312950
im interested, blur faces if you're paranoid

>>39313125
How did you spaghetti so badly in a pulling over I just shut down and answer all the questions as soon as possible

>>39313169
i really don't know, i guess I just don't like cops.

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>>39312740
kek life is a fuckign joke.

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>>39312974
>>39312986
>>39312997
>>39313144
Worst part is this isnt the only photo like this i have. 8th grade dance was worse.

>>39312740
I fucking hate group projects, especially presentations. Last presentation I seized up so badly my teammates were on the verge of taking over and reading my slides out for me.

>>39313322
I think its a cute photo
no homo

>>39313322
Holy shit you were REALLY leaning away. I'm sorry Anon you spaghettied pretty hard there man

>>39313322
holy shit the arms
how is the shield being held up?

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>>39313322
Holy shit that is awful. I'm sorry that memory is preserved with a photo as bad as that

At least I end up forgetting most of my autistic moments

>>39313322
why the fuck are you leaning like that

>>39313447
he's on lean

>>39313120
Don't be afraid to be alpha anon. Women aren't hard to deal with when you show them you are in charge

>>39312740
You could try just apologizing and telling them that you're just really shy around women. If you can't handle the second part, squeezing out "I'm sorry" will be enough to calm her down in most cases. Be warned, slight possibility that after telling her that you're shy she might want to continue talking, or she may start teasing you. In which case just try to be grateful that she cares enough to talk in the first place.
>>39313322
Don't be embarassed by it. The way she's latched onto you indicates that she doesn't hate you at least.

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>>39312967
>>39313120

>samefagging this hard
>samefagging this hard
>samefagging this hard

when will it stop?

>>39313586
OP here, I'm on a whole other level with women man last time I've had a female friend was in 4th grade. I've nearly lost the ability to speak with them unless their into the same nerdy shit as I am(which I haven't encountered yet)

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>>39313322
Damn dude. You could have fucked that bitch. She was wearing the fuck-me-pants too. You dun goof'd.
Also is your friend black? It looks like it.

>>39313322
>>39313696
that hoe was so dtf, especially since she requested a photo with you and embraced you like that

>>39313391
i imagine i am holding it
>>39313696
yeah he is

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>>39313754
but then who was arm

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>>39313617
>Accusing me of same fagging
>So clever
Literally KYS anon. Your autism missed the mark

>>39313738
i heard she sucked chad off the other day
i'm also 90% sure she had a crush on me for 7th to 8th grade. I know you cant tell but she's 8/10 bodywise.

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>>39313788
>thinking I'm trying to be clever when I call someone out for samefagging

nice edit alpha boy

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>>39312950
post it dude. We wanna see

>>39313322
I told you guys blacks can be robots...

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>>39313125
keep going. i'm on the edge of my seat

>>39313898
that guy is leaning into the hoe, he's definitely alpha

>>39313906
not much happened after that.
I told him i refused to consent to a search and he gave me a ticket for missing insurance info and said I was lucky that he couldn't bring out the dogs at this time.

>>39313898
>>39313907
trust me this dude is NOT alpha.
he is doing this ironically.

>>39313955
>leaning into her ironically
even more alpha than I thought

>>39313878
it was posted,
here >>39313322 bretty cringe

>>39313779
the stacy's i think

>>39313322
its really not that fucking bad.

chill out.

>>39313586
>Admiting that you are shy
DON'T

>>39313869
Why would I lie to you anon and waste the time to edit a picture to fit my argument over something like this? Nothing can stop your robotic autism vision it seems, but it's always good to be skeptical of stuff so I congratulate you on that. Don't lose that, it's an important thing to do

>>39313322
Holy fuck how can you be so autistic

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>>39314016
wow dude.
a meaningful contribution

>>39314043
my already autistic self fueled by alcohol and being surrounded by chads? idk?

>>39314023
Exactly. Do not say "I'm shy" they will do one of two things
1. Quit talking to you and avoid you because they think youre a loser
2. Talk to you some and feel sorry for you. End game is friend zone and no chance of gaining their respect
You've gotta be calm man

>>39314058
its really not lmao. robots will exaggerate shit as some kind of righteous circle jerk. its dumb

>>39313322
cis female (female) here. that's actually a really cute photo. i love when guys are shy like that. it makes it seem like they'd be more passionate and romantic since they're less blase' about physical contact. :3

>>39313322
it's fine, she was probably a heretic anyway

>>39314176
ngl thats kind of a retarded assumption to make but I see where youre coming from babe

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>>39312740
>Forced to group up with three Stacy's
>Well alrighty then
>Stacey's talk to each other instead of doing project
>Don't really mind because I can at least be alone and quiet
>Stacy 1 turns to me
>So anon, how's things going with your girlfriend?
>What girlfriend?
>Anon, it's not nice lie
>Bitchwhat.jpeg
>Come ooooooon, you must have some kind of girlfriend
>I've never had a girlfriend
>Stacy 1 looks at me stunned
>Other Stacy's giggling
>Wait, are you serious?
>Class starts to hear us and look towards us
>Please lower your voice
>YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND ANON??
>Chad points and laughs
>Exit classroom
>Can hear everyone laughing as I leave
Why the fuck do normies have to be such cunts?

>>39314101
>quit talking to you
Perfect, one less girl that you're completely incompatible with trying to speak to you.
>end game is friend zone
If you can't gain their "respect" being honest, what use are they to you? Accept the friend zone, just be firm in not letting her use you as a wall that she can talk to about her drama and relationships if you don't want to hear about them. If you want a woman so bad having friends is a good thing, even female friends so long as you aren't fawning over them and orbiting harder than a satellite.

>>39314176
ty i guess? I did have feelings for her at one point but not less than 6 weeks after that photo she's dating king Chad.

>>39312817
Literally happened to me at new job, they even subtly hinted about it while I could barely function.

>>39314254
That feel man. My friends pulled something like this on me in front of a couple of chicks.
>You've never kissed anon
>You gotta kiss this stuffed animal
Women
>You've never had a gf
I threatened to throw the stuffed animal in the fire. Needless to say they became quiet
Normies do it because they feed on fears of socially awkward people anon. They want to laugh at you because it makes them feel like they have their life together when they actually don't.
If something like this ever happens again, you say "I don't have a gf right now, you wanna be it?"
Then they either say no and STFU or are like
>Oh anon you're so spontaneous and confident I love that in a man
Game Over

>>39314254
that girl sounds like a shallow bitchy highschooler was this in highschool?

>>39314254
You fell for the bait anon. You'd think 4chan would train you spergy cunts aye

>>39314254
How you didn't have an attack, I don't know