can you beat my high score?

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whats the fucking link asshole

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>>39311875
I got a perfect 27 loser! I beat you! Easy test too!

>>39311875
Where's the link lad, all my results bring up is articles talking about it

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>>39312098
Don't bother it's data mining

>>39312088
>>39312098
>>39312180
http://www.nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/depression.aspx

I got a 26 myself.

22. This went much better than I expected.

>>39311875
Wow only got a 7.

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>>39311875
Got a 27.
wew

tfw improved
went from 27 to 15

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23

expected a 24 or 25, so i guess thats good

I got 22. The question about fidgeting made it lower than it could have been.

>>39311875
Just a 15. Not having suicidal thoughts lowers the score a lot.

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22. weird since I'm diagnosed MDD. maybe I'm getting better.

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Weird how there isn't a higher option than "nearly every day"
It's 100% everyday goddamnit and I want to be able to reflect that in my answer

>>39312868
Exact same as you for the exact same reason. I ain't schizo

Yet

>>39311875
What is the fucking link

>>39311875
I got a score of 8.I figured I suffered from dysthymia.

Most of my answers were "on some days". But I think it's different than normans because they feel down because their dozens of friends are busy that day, while I have no-one. Maybe they haven't had sex in 2 weeks, while I haven't had it in 22 years.

>>39311875
Nice pity party thread. Reminds me of the oppression olympics on tumblr. Maybe you'd all feel more welcome there

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Breaking news: it's likely I'm severely depressed.

I got a 9. Well ok then.

15

prolly skewed it since i have energy and eat normally
i have energy...just nothing to put it to use

everything else was everyday answer

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do i win?

/po/

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My dad almost killed himself when I was eight and I didn't understand what depression was. Sorry pops

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All the questions were so basic, every one was a yes.

What the fuck is life like for people who score 0? Can you even call yourself human?

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Turn that frown upside down robots

>>39312098
Google "depression" and there should be a link asking if you'd like to take a depression quiz. It's an official link from Google, not some random site.

I got a 9. This quiz is shit to be honest it doesn't cover the full spectrum of depression. I got a 9, meaning "probably not depressed" however my therapist thinks I'm definitely depressed and is prescribing me drugs for it.

22, I'm a light weight

>>39311875
I have 20, not bad. If i did the test couple months ago it would have showed 27/27 for sure. Pleased with the results desu