>Morning Fembot, how do you want your eggs?
Fertilized
>how do you want your eggs?
Fertilized.
>>39311824
E A T T H E S E
>>39311889
wew ladio fpbp
I look like this guy but I am khv could I get laid without money and living with parents?
>>39311824
omelette with bites of potato, onion, garlic, and bacon pieces. cheese on top.
>>39311955
stop being a stupid fucking nigger, if you looked like that you would not be on this website asking if you could get laid.
>>39311956
>onion, garlic, and bacon pieces. cheese
I said eggs you bitch.
>>39311976
you're in my fucking kitchen and i have those ingredients in the fridge so toss them together and stop being a useless waste of air for once.
>fembots
how is that even a fucking thing? you can literally go out into the streets and yell "someone fuck me" and you'll get someone to fuck you. how is it even possible for fembots to exist?
Nvm these threads are all gay larpers anyways
>>39312003
That photo was taken in your kitchen?
>>39311824
No thanks, imma vegan
>>39312025
They're tree eggs.
>>39311970
>lean but not ripped
>moderate face
>only jeans on
bro none of that has anything to due with crushing anxiety and autism due to not interacting with the outside world because I live in the fucking woods now go fuck yourself
>>39312024
I assume that in this hypothetical unrealistic scenario chad would be in my hypotethical kitchen. Why would i be in chad's kitchen starving for an omelette with assorted ingredients if he could only be assed to make something with one ingredient (the egg) ?
>>39312116
>moderate face
he has a great face.
i live in the woods too anon, good taste
>>39312134
>Why would i be in chad's kitchen
You slept over after he deep dicked you.
>>39312160
No that's dumb. I wouldn't sleep with a guy that doesn't even have the most basic of vegetables + bacon in his fridge. I wouldn't sleep with a guy, period, because i'm a voluntary celibate because i cant be an incel. I would have to love the person in question very much for sex to be a topic and i tend to gravitate towards women so this scenario just gets more and more unrealistic.
>>39311955
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>>39312193
We get it, you have autism.
>>39311824
>tfw he isn't a rotten corpse
>tfw can only picture that while talking to him
>o-over e-easy
>>39312193
>tfw ywn facefuck the autism out of this fembot
>>39312224
i got these results on the autism test. it said "you are most likely neurotypical" or something of the sort. i may be schizophrenic though. or maybe the shadow people are real and only some people can see them.
>>39312240
Why do you guys resort to sexual violence so often... You know full and well facefucking is only a thing of porn and degenerates and still you are here vaugethreatening someone over an anonymous womens lifestyle forum.
>>39311889
Truly FPBP
>>39311824
I was just thinking of this stupid vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x-JVXkd8SQ
>>39312266
It's not a threat nor violent. Controlling someone's air supply with your cock is a power play
>>39312266
>Why do you guys resort to sexual violence so often
Because you crave having your hair pulled and your pussy fucked deep and raw
You probably have some sort of gut wrenching response when you think of pedophiles but the truth is all men are pedophiles because all women are children who don't know anything about themselves. It should be illegal to have sex with a woman because they are like small and stupid animals - only they are not small - but part of the most dominant species on earth and would still lose to 90% of other animals below us on the food chain
>>39312328
A violent power play maybe. It's still degenerate. If i'm not the one in power i might as well not be (as in not live). You feel? I have a superiority complex though which makes me feel above everyone else no matter what they do
>>39312410
I think you need a good spanking to set your mind straight, sweet femanon
>>39312410
>I have a superiority complex though which makes me feel above everyone else no matter what they do
That's called being female.
>>39312404
i'm 5'11, 165 pounds of pure muscle and on too much testosterone than i should. i could defend myself just as well as many men. i am a failure by nature though which is probably why im so mentally ill. t
>>39312455
but the difference is that i AM above anyone else because i am the ony one that exists. you guys are just figments of my imagination
>>39312468
Have you ever been in a fight with an adult male?
>>39312494
my brother, he is of average size, allthough a bit short. And a friend of mine, it was not a fight but a arm-contest idk what you call it in english, but he's scrawny so it doesn't count. I haven't been in a real fight with a man. I have fought women though and i can break the average woman like twigs if i want to,
>>39312468
>pure muscle
>female
lol
>>39312468
>>39312535
>you will never break your pelvis smashing your hips against this tomboys ass
>>39312266
Lel. You mad gurl?
>>39311824
over easy with some bacon in an bacon n egg sarnie, kid
>>39312594
>he thinks i'm not naturally roided up due to a mistake in the womb + feigining "transgender"
i'll happily take my early death due to heart failure as long as im strong
>>39312646
>someone asks u a genuine question
>lol umad xd
aaaaaah what do i know im arguing against myself on a simulated imageboard anyways might as well roll with it.
>>39312673
>>39312239
>tfw the only other person ITT with the same taste in eggs as you
>has great taste
>>39312239
necrochan? hello im in your discord i think if youre the one i think you are
>>39312850
heyo
sorry I haven't been online lately, just going through some shit
sage for very off-topic
>>39312880
yeah no need to apologize dude i haven't been doing to well lately either.
>>39311824
faggot couldn't even press 1 plate
>>39312468
>i'm 5'11, 165 pounds of pure muscle and on too much testosterone than i should.
I want you to bear my children
>>39311824
with a real beard
>>39311889
>>39311927
>>39312272
This is the standard answer for decades
still the best tho
>>39312193
>>>voluntary celibacy
dream it and it will be real
>>39311889
FPBP EVERY TIME
however these are not very orgi
http://imgur.com/IJxQ6da
This is the boyfriend. I'm constantly wishing that he'd impregnate me, except I'm not ready for kids and I'm sterile anyway.
>>39311955
I have this guy's body and live with my parents so, yes, you can get laid with women approaching you first and if you have initiative, you can slay with all the women eyeing you but waiting for you to make the first move.
>>39311824
My dad kinda looked that that 20 years ago
>>39311824
He'd be cute if he didn't have a toned body
I feel like I'm alone in thinking this
>>39311824
>This is what women want
All these years lifting and I could have stoppped after 6 months.
>>39314837
Nah dude. The bigger, the better.
Trust me, I'm female.