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1 not crazy
2 nice
3 able to help pay for themselves when we go out

thats literally it, im a desperate awkward femboy

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>>39310927
>I know I am a worthless being of darkness but you shine your light on me anyways. Without you I am nothing. I am so lucky to have you as my god!

Did this shit just turn into an RPG?

>>39310988
lol Instantly thought of zelda tb h

A nice girl that I could connect to.

Maybe she has some cool hobbies we could bond over, or I could show her mine.

Not be morbidly obese because thats bad for you.

Not a cheater

>>39310927
Oh hey Elliot Rodger nice seeing you today I thought you died but I guess I was wrong

>>39310927
1. female (female)
2. respects me
3. conservative
4. above 5/10
5. not a slut
that's pretty much all i need for a long term relationship

>male
>my age
>not fat
>reasonably attractive face
>not uncontrollably mentally ill
>loves me

>>39311862
Are you a male? If not, be my friend, maybe more pls

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>>39311862
this is a man, be warned my dudes

>>39310927
What's up, Elliot.


organic

1) female, not transexual and not a guy
2) loyal
3) respectful toward me and my family
4) in love with me, I don't wanna force it

Huge bonus points are:
1) nice, kind and courteous
2) no drugs and not an alcoholic

Important at first:
1) has to ask me out
2) become a friend first, then we can develop it to something more
3) not repulsive for my taste
4) clingy

>>39311777
>>39311988
idk why you virgins are calling this guy Elliot. It's called having standards.

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>>39311945
Tru but obvious
>>39311912
Ok. How?

>>39310927
>female
>at least a 6/10 that suits my personal preferences
>smart enough to being able to have interesting conversations with her
>willing to put up with my bullshit
>not too social
>virgin

Of course that's asking too much when I don't really have much to offer, so I'm going to die alone.

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I honestly just want a gf that wears snap backs and calls me nigga, short cute dresses.


Oh and she has to be asian.

>>39312265
Well, if you're man, we can be pals if you want. Just don't be a hypersexual trap because that ruins friendships because I'm not a gay.

Drop contact, friend.

1. Don't smoke.
2. Don't do drugs.

I want so little. But every American woman I know does it.

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>>39310927
OP I don't think that is a Female(female)

>>39310927
"Why don't I have a girlfriend"

My minimum requirements are
>decently smart
>decently independent
>decently attractive
>virgin
>more religious than me
Although the virgin requirement can be bent slightly. If you got drunk or whatever and had sex with one guy, I'm not too upset about it. Two shows that you're an alcoholic, and three is a problem. I would consider three, but it'd be tough to get in.

Four is impossible to get with me. Four guys shows a trend.

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>>39310927
good job OP, must have taken you a lot of effort to copy this from /r/incels so you could make a shite thread

>>39310927
>does not masturbate
what are you Mao lmao fuck off virgin,you will never have this. also if your girl has to ask permission before most things you're retarded and haven't set the boundaries clear enough, that's just another errand.

1. love me
pls im desperate

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>>39312370
>What's up, nigga?
the most original of all posts

1.fogs a mirror
2.Has hole
3.jk about the first one

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>>39310927
>girl (male)
>skinny
>genuinely loves me
>will never leave me
>dominant
>tfw this is too much to ask

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1.) Is Female
1.) Truly loves me

>looks female
>feminine
>decently smart
>shorter than me
>thin
>cute
>loyal
>Virgin

I don't think I'm being too demanding.

Why is everybody obsessed with virgin women? They don't know how to fuck and are boring in bed.

>>39313036
>this faggot likes the idea of his gf having a multiple dudes loads on her face in the past

idk how you get more cucked than this

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>7/10+
>has at least a fair few things in common with me
>loves me

Doesn't feel like I'm asking awfully much.

>be unquestioningly faithful
>takes daily spankings
Is that so much to ask?

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>God
I think we're getting ahead of ourselves

>>39310927
being called master is biblical ya know

i would prefer it to daddy...because im not her father ya know

>>39312372
Ok. Gortrist#2214

This is such a fucking repost holy shit

>We both enjoy our mutual company and share activities together
>I don't meet that person on imageboards.
>clingy
>needy
>is not shallow
>prude
>caring and sweet
>insecure
>doesnt hate herself and loves me
>Romantical and not cynical
>It doesn't partake in binary thinking and has both dominant and submissive traits
>Understand that partisanism is bad and refusing to get dragged towards us vs them dichotomy
>Understand that ideological or religious fanaticism doesn't necessary excludes having strong principled stances in certain matters.
I feel like in today world love is often confused with infatuation. I still think that you can learn to love someone as long as there is a certain basic compatibility. Admiration and respect and appreciation will transform into love with time like it used to happen in the older generation that my grandmother live but i also udnerstand that it requires effort and in a culture of instant gratification no one really wants to commit and cultivate something as uncertain as a long life relationship based on love rather than interest and commodity.. I am not a girl or girl (male) and I am fine with dying alone.

>>39312111
I just hope op knows how to work a door

>at least shoulder length hair
>cute face
>thin tummy, midriff line visible=perfect
>chestlet to D size cups
>biologically female
>past is not a concern, only loyalty to me

Bonus points:
>does lower twintails and ponytails often
>tall and not too muscly while still able to cop up a feel
>or average height and small framed
>gets turned on when treated like shit in bed
>doesn't want children

I think most important thing is she would be attracted to me but try to make herself hard to seduce so I could tease her later and make her beg me to please her.