What does it mean when a girl sits in your lap?

>>39303985
She is entirely threatened by your pitiful masculinity, or you have failed to pick up obvious hints that she desperately wants your dick

>>39304010
*entirely unthreatened, rather
I can't fucking type

>>39303985
Usually means they can't tell the difference between someone's legs and a simple chair. Don't know why that is. Maybe being molested by their dads on a regular basis confuses them or something.

>>39303985
That she obviously wants to be left alone and if you touch her in any way she'll embarrass you in front of her friends. Then you'll have to explain to rebecca who's sitting next to you that you were just playing around but then fucking Jessica thought you were grabbing her inappropriatley and you get fucking kicked out of the halloween party and they make you seem like a fucking rapist on facebook

>>39303985
Ciara Marie Horan aka eliza? I would recognize those (original according to searches) panties and arms anywhere!

>>39304060
That's... very specific anon... you want to tell us your story?

>>39303985
She's declaring herself to anyone around as yours. that's at least what the last girl that sat on my lap was doing like 5 years ago. She used to call me "husband" even though we never even kissed, but she wanted it baaaaad. A fuckin 9/10 too god damn i was gay as shit

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>>39304447
it's not her. you're wrong.

>>39304520
I think he just did

>>39304696
this looks like a really young girl sitting in a lap of another girl. I don't know how to feel about this

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>>39303985
my sister has those exact panties. wew

>>39303985
means she's asserting her dominance and doesn't respect you anon

What does it mean when girls sits near me when there are other available seats?

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>>39304629
I swear
I'd burn you alive if you were here for passing something like that up

>>39305246
girl/girl love is pure

>>39305246
I don't think that hand belongs to a girl, sadly.

>tfw gay
>tfw also a chad in hs
>cute grills sat in my lap all the time
>ignore it
>they think im playing hard to get and try harder
Girls sitting in your lap is nothing special i guess.

>>39304696
This is literally CP