>Be proud father
>Send your son off to college
>He was never an athlete, but was reasonably social with the band and nerdy crowd
>He isn't sure about his major
>Talk to him once a month or so, send him money
>Christmas vacation
>He comes home and tells you (s)he goes by Minxie now and is a pansexual homoromantic genderfluid bottom and a feminist ethical slut.
What do?
I take his ass to the Air Force recruiter.
One way or the other, he'll be happier.
>>39302364
I'd unironically make her my slutty little princess and give her daddy's cummies
I've written erotica about this exact idea but I always get horny and masturbate one page in then never finish it
>>39302389
>one way or the other
Are you implying you'd make her the platoon's fucktoy? That's hot as fuck. Imagine raising a son and then making her into a pretty little cum dumpster for a bunch of soldiers
You don't have to be all those words to dress like a girl
>>39302364
All white men fantasize about their sons coming out like this so they can fuck them too.
>>39302364
>tfw arab
>tfw i can just take him to the Middle East for degeneracy removal
Not bad/10
>>39302434
I wouldn't make him anything. I'd take him down there and what he does thereafter is up to him.
>>39302649
I'm sure fucking goats will make him straight again.
>>39302389
They would be too beta to do anything though, you need to give him to the prison gay Navy boys where he'll be stuck in the middle of the ocean for months at a time with no escape
>>39302364
Who is that beautiful girl (male)?
>>39303421
I love fucking goats.
>>39302364
Shake her hand, say ok, and respect the decisions (s)he's made.
Bring her to the Marines instead
>>39303464
This is ths beginning of a porn
Lock her(male) in the brig in a slutty outfit and chain her to a bed for communal use
She(male) can only eat when a sailor brings some food and she only gets to eat after swallowing cummies, until she gets a pavlovian response around food, so that even after her release, she feels guilty if she eats food without taking a cock in the ass or mouth.
Meld your little daughter(male) into a submissive cum crazed cock slave FOR LIFE. The ultimate dinner party guest ;-)
>>39302557
Omg yesss please tell me you have n00dz of her anon... i NEED to see that boiclit
>>39302364
He gets neither a dollar nor another word from me besides "Leave this house. Now."
>>39302364
I would do what is necessary.
>>39304586
You'd sodomize him with weaponry? Kinky
Your guns would end up stinky though
>>39304436
So you're saying you'd make him into a sex worker? Thank you on behalf of the world ;-)
>>39302364
I'd get a story in huffington post talking about how s/he has empowered me to recognise my own non-binary inclinations and buy an 'I'm on the right side of history t shirt'.
>>39302389
Uhh trump put a stop that a month ago.
>>39302364
EUTHANIZE HIM
honestly i would be very pissed.
>>39302364
>an ethical slut
I'm afraid to ask what this means.
Make him call me daddy and fuck his brains out
>>39302364
tell them that Minxie is a dumb name and suggest something better
>>39302364
beat him to half death
>>39302364
Beat him unconscious, pack him into a bag, fly to Yemen, throw him out of a car and say I'll be back in a year. He'll either be dead or a man when I return, either one is better than before.
>>39306074
what if he becomes the queen of yemen
>implying anybody that frequents 4chan would ever have a family
>>39306163
you have never gone or heard of yemen do you?
Is it actually possible to be turned gay? I've been straight all of my life, been browsing this board since 2013 and am worried it's actually slowly starting to turn me into a faggot. Does anyone else have experience with this?
>>39303670
:) thats very nice of you anon
>>39302364
Kill myself probably
origem
>>39302364
Tell him he's cute as fuck, kiss him on the lips, pull down his panties, lick his balls then turn him around and very aggressively pound his ass into submission. As he's trying to comprehend what happened and catching his breath I tell him to get the fuck out and never come back.
>>39302434
Anyone got a greentext for that? Or any storyfags want to write one? I like the sound of it...
>n-no homo
You fuck him/her.
>>39302364
>ethical
>slut
pick one
>>39302364
>Be proud son
>Love Dad
>Divorce
>Dad stops paying attention to me
>Dad spends more time on computer or with his whore girlfriends than he does with his own son
>Dad tells me I need to work more even though I work 40 hours a week
>Counting the days until I can enlist in the US military
>Dad takes out his anger on me whenever one of his girlfriends breaks up with him
>He tried to hit me once
>Made sure he didn't do it again
I'm starting to hate boomers more and more by the day. I'm starting to hate humans more and more by the day. I'm only 18 and my Dad treats me like I'm 35.
I want out. I'd rather be in Afghanistan or South Korea or anywhere but with my parents. I pray to God the military takes me because college is bullshit.
The only person who I have left in my life is God.
>>39306074
>Implying Ahmad won't pass your qt daughter(male) around the camp as a cock sleeve
>>39307331
I tried to write one just now about this little semen demon, but I got too horny then masturbated
>>39307546
Have you ever considered becoming a cute trap like OP so a lonely guy will be your sugar daddy?
>>39306454
It is 100% possible, and in fact very likely. If people believe that gays are "born that way" then it's simple to say that they're gay because of the structure and/or neurochemistry in their brains. So if a "straight" person has his brain slowly changed over a long period of time, he could certainly become gay.